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Petey Piranha yawned as he took a look at his specific 'things to do' list that he had waiting in his red pouch, tilting his head as he was inside the volcanic crater of the Grumble Volcano itself. "Let's see... in order to pass this test, I have to eat someBODY, confront Donkey Kong over what he said, make airplane noises, unleash the battery, explain what I like on my cupcakes, turn off the lights, and save Bowser Junior... while invading two fanfics." He smiled. "Sounds easy!"
"Hold up, Petey, don't you think this would backfire?" Dry Bowser remarked as he was stirring a bowl of chili.
Petey then took the moment to think back. Why? Because it adds depth, context, and filler padding to the story. And because it's funny, kind of.
"Now remember, Petey, just besure to focus on your test," Arceus stated as he, Petey, and Gruntilda Winkybunion were all playing volleyball on the beach of Delfino Plaza, with them as a team as they were facing up against a bunch of Nokis.
"Yeah. Don't get distracted," Gruntilda added as she noticed Petey was looking at one of the umbrellas, only to be hit by the volleyball in the face, causing her to slap her forehead. "Like that."
Snapping back to reality, Petey shook his head. "Nah, as long as people are entertained, then I've done my job!" The mutated piranha plant stated, as he turned around, to see a small speck in the red hot sky. "Huh?"
"Help! My clown car exploded!" Bowser Junior exclaimed as he flailed his arms.
"I'm saving you, junior...!" Petey exclaimed as he saved Bowser Jr. from falling, squinting his nonexistent eyes. "Wait a minute, this was suppose to be the last thing to do!" He then ate Bowser Jr. up, dusting his green big leaves together. "Crisis averted!"
Dry Bowser slapped his boney forehead, which caused the Grumble Volcano to erupt as Petey was now on fire. He was taking his first step into a larger world.
"true, but I wouldn't think that's a good step if he's on fire," Birdo explained while trying to give some bouncing fireballs with eyes a singing performance, watching Petey scream in pain from the flames as he then put them out with his weird brown goop he always liked barfing out.
"Well, that didn't end well," Tiny Kong remarked as she and a few others were sailing on a boat over the red molten magma.
"Does anything end well for Petey?" Toadsworth asked while adjusting his glasses.
"Don't answer that. Just don't." Waluigi stated as he was grooming his mustache.
"Oh, but why? It sounds interesting!" Princess Daisy retorted as she wiggled her hips for no reason, and farted because hey she's gassy.
Petey's Point 1: Petey loves tennis!
Petey: When I took my test to go flying after having to repeat the twelfth grade, I made sure to practice up on my sports. That's why I tried out tennis!
Petey proceeded to smack some tennis balls into a molten crater that was spewing lava, with the mutated piranha plant hitting one too many into it as a huge sprout of magma emerged and began smacking Petey into the hardened volcanic ground like a tennis ball. R.O.B. and Silver The Hedgehog watched from the distance as they both backed away, only to see Petey triumph by somehow gobbling up the magma mutant, going back to playing some tennis to build up his athletic state.