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Miguel O’Hara created a group chat
Miguel O’Hara added Peter B. and 8 others
Miguel O’Hara: Please do not use this group chat for nefarious purposes.
Hobie Brown: man fuck u
Miles Morales added Miles Morales-42
Miles Morales: smh not u not addin twin
Pavitr Prabhakar renamed the group chat to One Big Happy Family :D
Pavitr Prabhakar: hehe
Pavitr Prabhakar: now we gotta change our names!! this is boring!
Miguel O’Hara: ?? No??
Miles Morales changed their name to miles 1
Miles Morales-42 changed their name to milo
miles 1: bro wtf we were supposed to match
milo: frankly idgaf
miles 1 changed their name to miles!!
Hobie Brown changed their name to hobes🇬🇧
Gwen Stacy changed their name to gwenny
Pavitr Prabhakar changed their name to pavi :3
Peter B. changed their name to The Best Peter
Margo Kess changed their name to mango
Peni Parker changed their name to peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
Spider-Noir changed their name to Noir :)
Jessica Drew changed their name to Mother Spider
miles!!: PENI KAOMOJI USER SOOOO TRUE
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): :D!!!
The Best Peter: Miguel you should change your name
Miguel O’Hara: No.
hobes🇬🇧: fuck u ur no fun❗️❗️
miles!!: i got this fam
miles!! changed Miguel O’Hara ’s name to Tío Miggy
Tío Miggy changed their name to Tío Miguel
Tío Miguel: If you are so insistent on calling me tío, then don’t call me Miggy.
miles!!: WE WON
gwenny: miguel makes a gc w hobie in it and expects it to not be used for ‘nefarious purposes’
milo: mf dumb fr
Tío Miguel: ¿Discúlpeme?
milo: me has oído.
mango: milo we’re gnna be besties frfr
milo: ay aint u the one that has a virtual avatar
mango: yupyup
milo: oh yeah we finna be best friends fr
Mother Spider: Miguel, was there a purpose to this group chat?
Mother Spider: Or was it just to have all of us in one spot?
Tío Miguel: The latter.
pavi :3: omgg then we can have one big mission together !! (*´∀`)♪
miles!!: !!!♪( ´▽｀)
Tío Miguel: No.
hobes🇬🇧: ay
hobes🇬🇧: why tf do u hate the kids bein happy eh
Tío Miguel: ?
Tío Miguel: I? Do not?
gwenny: mhmmm
Noir :): Hello everyone:)
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): OMGG
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): HIII NOIR
Noir :): Hi Peni!
miles!!: YOO NOIR
gwenny: NOIR!!
hobes🇬🇧: ay whos he again
miles!!: the one from the 30s !
hobes🇬🇧: yikes mf from the great depression
hobes🇬🇧: sup
pavi :3: oh hi noir!!
Noir :): Hi everyone!
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): did u guys know that noir is part of the acrachkids gang ^—^
The Better Peter: What
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): yeah lol hes 19
Noir :): I am!
Noir :): I’m also technically colorblind
hobes🇬🇧: so true of u ngl
milo: how tf u Technically colorblind
Noir :): My dimension’s in black and white, so I have no idea what colors truly look like. I’m still learning!
milo: damn fr? mb
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): no wait guys look hes gotten better
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): noir what color is this heart
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): 💚
Noir :): Uhh
gwenny: u got this noir i believe in u
mango: u can do it!!!
Noir :): I think I know this one… Green?
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): YES
miles!!: LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO
gwenny: HE DID IT
hobes🇬🇧: MAD LAD
hobes🇬🇧: MAN LIKE NOIR❗️❗️
pavi :3: WOOOOO
milo: NICE
The Best Peter: Nice one, Noir!
Mother Spider: Hey, an improvement from the other day!
peni!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵): u have anything to say miguel :-)?
Tío Miguel: Good job, Noir.
Noir :): Thanks, guys :)
miles!!: anyways this gc is also for callin for backup right
Tío Miguel: Yes.
miles!!: heh
miles!!: soooo
The Best Peter: Kid you just had an anomaly earlier today??
miles!!: what can i say
miles!!: im like an anomaly magnet
miles!!: ya know
miles!!: cause im ghe og one accordin to tío over there
Tío Miguel: .
gwenny: MILES??😭
pavi :3: i can come over and help :D
miles!!: ur a godsend pavi ily
miles!!: if u wrnt datin gayatri id like. give u a smooch
pavi :3: ill accept a cheek smooch
miles!!: FUCK YEAH
pavi :3: Mr. O’Hara?
Tío Miguel: You can call me Miguel, Pavitr.
pavi :3: …
pavi :3: hey uncle?
Tío Miguel: . Yes.
pavi :3: can u like. figure out what the fuck goes on in miles’s dimension D:
Tío Miguel: ??
gwenny: no im with pav on this one
gwenny: he gets wayyy too many anomalies
miles!!: what can i say
miles!!: anomaly magnet
mango: miles istg😭
LYLA: I will not lie, I do think that is a big part of the reason.
miles!!: omg heyyy lyla
LYLA: Hey kids! And parental units.
milo: nah thats kinda fucked why twin gotta go thru more anomalies for that
miles!!: right?? kinda racist
mango: sounds like they hate black people ://
hobes🇬🇧: now that i think abt it
hobes🇬🇧: alotta them do be a bit more aggressive with us🤔
milo: smh
Tío Miguel: I will look into it, sobrino.
miles!!: gracias tío🙏🏾
miles!!: can u send me $20 for emotional damage
Tío Miguel: No.
milo: BOOOOOO
hobes🇬🇧: YA FUCKIN RACIST❗️❗️
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sunflower: hobie!!
punk: sup blud
sunflower: come over!!
punk: smth wrong?
sunflower: nahnah
sunflower: mamí wants u over for dinner
punk: o fuck yea
sunflower: she wanted to surprise u !!
punk: ???
punk: bruv pls u kno i h8 surprises sometimes💔
sunflower: mamí just made u a dish that she thought u’d rly like!!
punk: cuisine?
sunflower: jamaican
punk: ON GOD?
sunflower: yuh
punk: can i kno
sunflower: if u promise to be surprised when she brings it out
punk: yessir
sunflower: goat curry n rice and peas :)
punk: u fuckin wit me bruv .
sunflower: D:
sunflower: ofc not!!
punk: i fukin luv u guys man wtf
sunflower: :D im guessin it was a good choice??
punk: havent had it in yrs
punk: last time ma made it was two years b4 i got kicked
punk: so like, 5-6 yrs or sum shit like that
sunflower: well my mamí is ur mom too now so now u can always get it 😋
punk: thank u guys
sunflower: apá also wants to know if u wanna stay for a true crime night!
punk: fuck yea
punk: bless up🙏🏿
sunflower: well dinners soon so!!!
punk: aight mate
punk: mi soon come
sunflower: better be actual time
punk: ya mon
sunflower: aw hell nah tellin him that mamí made jamaican cuisine made him revert back to jamaican patois😭
punk: ay ay
punk: bit racist dontcha tink
sunflower: FUCK OFF
sunflower: get ur ass over here
punk: be there in 5
sunflower: <3
punk: <3