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What The Fuck Now?

Summary:

Our villain, Bill Cipher, wakes up, alone, in a forest, in a human, teenage-like, form, and memory wiped. He can only remember his name, the names of four people, and a town that’s off the grid. And something it telling him to find them, so, what the fuck now?

Dipper has been waiting all year to go back to Gravity Falls, and now he can finally see his great uncles and friends again! Yet, something feels off. When he goes into the forest, Bill’s statue, seems to have gone missing. What the fuck now?

The story idea came to me in a dream like four years ago, and I’ve built on it ever since. It’s crappy, but I love it, so plz be nice lol.

Chapter 1: Them Changes

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Waking up is an odd feeling,  especially when there’s sunlight shining down on your face.

 

It’s warm, and hurts your eyes slightly, but it’s nice.

 

Waking up in a forest, laying down on a not so soft bed of grass, and being covered in thorny, flowering, vines, is not very nice.

 

Tall, spruce like, pines stretch past where I lie, and into the sky, where their points seem to scrape the clouds.

 

The grass underneath me is cold and ever so wet with dew. It’s dampening my clothes.

 

I should get up.

I need to get up.

Get up.

 

I sit up, slowly, with the speed of a slug, as to not tear my clothes on the spiked vines. I gingerly pull them off of my lethargic body, pricking my fingers along the way. I wipe the small droplets of sanguine into the grass beside me.

 

I pull my body up off of the wet ground. Dirt sticks to my shoes and pants, I carefully wipe them down with my hands.

 

Eyes wander to the woods that surround me.

 

Where am I?

 

A hello is cast into the pines. But one responded.

 

This time I yell it.

 

Again, nothing.

 

I see a yellow fleck out of the corner of my eye.

 

Behind me, a shawl lies, covered in the same vines I was. The overwhelming urge to pick it up covers me like a blanket. So, without minding the thorns, I take hold of the vines, and tear them out of the ground. I throw them aside.

 

The outside of the shawl is a plain black, while the inside was a bright yellow, and had a triangle with an eye in the center, neatly, and carefully, stitched into it.

 

I took the soft fabric into my hands. I felt along the embroidery stitches as a blinding light flashed before my eyes.

 

Fire.

Everywhere.

It’s covered my vision,

The image of a town completely destroyed

A wild cackling filled my ears along with utter screams of terror.

Four people filled my vision, two sets of twins, one old, the other new. A boy with a blue and white cap, a girl with a pink sweater, a man in a black suit, and a man in a beige trench coat.

 

Then it stopped, and I was still in the forest, next to the shawl, and left with three pieces of information.

 

My head was spinning, like I had been rapidly shook up and down, the contents of my brain had been put in a blender, then emptied back into my severed head.

 

I didn’t want to pick up the shawl, I didn’t want to see all of the again. But an unpleasant feeling nagged at me until I did. I set its smooth fabric upon my shoulders, and waited for the the flash of light. Ten seconds passed, then twenty, then thirty, then a minute, and nothing happened. A gentle sigh of relief made it way out of my mouth. I looked around, and into the sky, then back into the woods, and started walking.

 

I now knew who I was, but just my name, Bill Cipher. Plenty odd if you ask me.

 

Right now, it doesn’t matter where I am, but I do know where I need to be, and who  can help me.

 

I need to find my way to Gravity Falls.

 

 

 

 

And I need to find the Pines family.