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Brobee and I met at high school in freshman year in our Algebra 2 class, at the time I had just moved from Alabama to Florida because my mother wanted a change in scenery. I knew nobody there, but everybody seemed to know each other since It was free seating. Most people sat next to their friends from middle school. As of then I thought I was going to sit alone my whole high school life but some kid sat next to me, and that is how it started, all throughout high school we were best friends and then on the last day of our junior year he asked me out. Now in the present, we've been dating for 7 years and at this point, all I want is a proposal.
I texted Brobee that I would be home late and that I would bring home dinner and we needed to talk, I really want our relationship to move forward you know. Yea girl I get it, that was my friend/coworker Megamind he can always help me in a time of need. You need to tell him you want a ring on that finger. I mean if I wasn't already married I would feel the same, should I propose? I mean I Think it would be better if he did but whatever fights your demons I Suppose, should I do it tonight?! I don't think that's a good idea Muno, but it's better late than never. I'm gonna go buy a ring. I go to our local jewler and pick the most magnificificent ring it was so beautiful and bedazzledld Ive never felt so echilirated for a moment he would say yes and i would finally get the perfect little family. I walk home it was about a 20 minute walk it was good to look at scenery because I understand that no matter what happens today it will change the course of my life.
I walk in and i hear nothing it’s so silent you could hear a pin drop. I walk in and nothing in the living the living room a sigh and wonder if he left to get food and didint see my text, I walk in our room and i see him with another person i have come to know as his childhood friend harry styles. The door is cracked open slightly enough to see what they’re doing and They kiss well not a long one at least a peck on the lips but still their body language suggests that they’re very comfortable. After I had enough of waiting I open the door and they look startled his “friend” looks at me with a shocked face I don't think he knows who I am but I know who he is my husband never shuts up about him
My husband asks me what im doing at home so early, but im on time he just didn’t read my text. What are you up to with that friend ofyours to me you two seem a little to friendly to just be “friends”. We are he says were just really close you wouldnt understand, Understand what that your cheating on me with him I saw you two kiss i’m not blind. well , his face seemed in confusion when he says tha,t I don’t think he knows what to says hes just a liar and a cheat.
Im packing my things and leaving I hope you’re happy. I pack up my stuff this was probably the dumbest thing i could have done I have nowhere to go, tonight I decided to go to a hotel far away from what used to be my home I sit in the hotel lobby waiting to be able to get a room I start crying realizing the reality of my situation, I have no permanent residents anywhere. After sitting there for awhile a man comes up to me, He’s muscular with a tall build and an extremely shiny bald head. He taps on my shoulder and asks if i’m ok. I respond honestly with my voice whimpering as I talk, my boyfriend of 8 years just broke up with me. He says” ok boo wanna come upstairs to my room you can tell me all about it,. Ok fine but atleast give me your name before you take me up to your room I state, he told me his name was jeff bezos I come up to his room and we have an amazing conversation we both learn a lot about each other.
I learned he was an entrepernoiur who was very successful in life and he was in town for a business meeting and it also happened to be his home town i felt like i could say anything he was so sweet and unlock my now ex he wasent distance. He asked if i wanted a drink and i said sure he gave me a glass of whisky me and him drink some and i ended up falling asleep at his place in his bed! I woke up and we were spooning eachother i blush from embarrassment and struggle to get out of his grasp. Apparently he woke up before me and he loved my presence he asked for my namber and we went our separate ways after leaving the hotel room I realized I still didn't have a place but I had to work now I go to work and i’m the head of a department in a magazine company. I decided to work late because I had nowhere to go after work and Bill texted me his words southed my tired soul as his text spoke out to me he asked if i wanted to go out for dinner tonight of course I said yes who could pass up free food. I get off at 6 but im going to work for another hour to finish up some things. He texted “that’s fine and i was thinking we could go after you finish work, ill pick you up” now as I click on this old and wilting computer Im waiting for this dinner date. (50 minutes later) just as i pack up I hear a honk from the door and i see this beautiful Bugatti. His business must be going very well to afford that beauty. Where are we going to eat i ask, He looks at me and says micky, D’s baby. “Well it didnt have to be anything fancy anyways i dont have that kinda spending money right now” oh alright he says as he gives me ardent look. He starts driving and we just talk it was an amazing feeling i could never have this kind of satisfactory talk when i was with brobee. We arrive and i get a mcflurry and a number 4A he gets somtmhing similar, he pays and i say that i will venmo the money back as soon as we sit down at the table he nooded we get our food and pick the perfect seat i venmo him and then he starts to get serious
, you passed all of my tests congratulations, tests i say with a confused tone of voice. Yes tests to see if you were a good person or not. Umm ok i respond i mean what else am i ment to say, so muno will you be my boyfriend. Boyfriend, we just met eachother a day ago and your nice and all but its not like we met on a dating website plus dont you think you will just be a recoup for my last relationship? He shook bhis head and held my hands tight “look muno you are the nicest person I met most people I meet take advantage of me because i have money but you treat me like a human being and your honest and i love that about you so even if its a little sudden i promise that i will take care of you and help you solve your problems so please just think about. It goes silent for the next 20 minutes as we eat and i finally break the silence Its no0t ok that you put me through these little tests but im in need of a place to stay and your a decent person so i suppose for now we could try this whole dating thing. His face lights up like a dog after seeing his owner for awhile. Alright then you can live in my house and science its saturday tommorow how about we go on a date to the ammusment park.
Ok sure i say now let’s go home and get some rest. I go home and me and brobee cuddle and then fall asleep the next morning i wake up early and start making breakfast for the two of us. I see bill walk in with his booming voice saying that it smells great as he comes around and kisses me on the cheek, i felt my face get red and he chuckled “ your so cute” he said with a smile on his face. Im not cute and breakfast is ready so just eat up. We ate got dressed and at noon we headed off for the ammusment park I was always a wus to ride some of the scary roller coasters but bill begged for me to go on and i obliged. I almost pissed myself it was so high bill laughs at me foir being such a wus and I blush hey its not funny i say “your so cute when you act like that”
while bill is up to his shinangins i see somebody in the distance calling my name it was brobee i know that green skin form anywhere “ muno what have you been doing and with this man i cant belive you come back home everything that happend was just a missunderstanding i promise me and harry styles dont like each other you over reacted! I look at him with the stank eye” you think im blind huh i kmow what you did you threw our 7 year realtionship out the window and this is how you treat me now just leave me alone I cry. Brobee did not take that well and started screaming “ its all your fault if you werent such a boring beliverent piece of trash than i wouldent have had to do anyrhing with harry styles your just so, boring i hated you since we firsted met in was just met and when you asked me out i just said yes because i didnt know what to do and that whole proposal thing had been presured on me by some kids, i never loved you and i still dont” he stomps away angerdly and i start to bawl my eyes when bill finally npoticed what was going on he took me to the car and as i told him what happend his face went red he was not happy. He took me home an soothed me to sleep mabey things were not as they seemed with brobee but atleast i have bill