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Price's Home For Wayward Queers
shampoo: dtf?
lady gaga: um soap
bug: is this an open invite
cowboy #1: I wonder who that was for
shampoo: good god
shampoo: please just ignore this
ThePriceIsRight: what does it mean?
fuckingkyle: no one tell him
fuckingkyle: who the fuck changed my name again
bug: bet it was for graves
gravedigger: 😳
fuckingkyle: idk ghost has been real quiet
maskmaker: because that's so out of character
lady gaga: so which one @shampoo
shampoo: who says it's one of them
shampoo: I mean
shampoo: have you seen @cowboy #1
lady gaga: watch yourself mactavish
shampoo: wife him up then vargas
lady gaga: …
cowboy #1: rt
notprice:: so we're just gonna ignore soap being horny on main
shampoo: no one asked you yank
ThePriceIsRight: woah!
fuckingkyle: goddamn
bug: friendly fire
notprice:: go screw yourself leprechaun
ThePriceIsRight: uh oh
shampoo: I know where you sleep alex
notprice:: that'd be a lot more intimidating if we were in the same country
shampoo: @bug you know how to fly, right
UndercoverMom:: boys
UndercoverMom:: be less racist
notprice:: …
shampoo: …yes mom
notprice:: sorry kate