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Papyrus wakes up in a strange white void, with nothing but a black desk with a sheet of paper and a pen on it. Suddenly an image floats above the desk of a man in a gold tuxedo, silver top hat, and smiling drama mask appears.
GM: Welcome, contestants, to the Legally Distinct Multiverse Game Show. I am Game Master, but you can call me GM
Papyrus: Hello GM, I am the great Papyrus
GM: This prerecorded message will tell you what is happening.
Papyrus: Oh, now I feel a bit silly
GM: I have brought you here to take part in my competition, where the prize is personalized to your very own hopes and dreams. Fortunately for you, if for some reason you don’t want your biggest dream to come true, simply tear up the contract and you will be returned to your home world.
Papyrus walks to the desk and sees the one page contract.
GM: The way this show will work is as follows: Every episode you will complete a competition, and the losers are up for elimination. While you are up for elimination, your fate is in the hands of the viewers. That’s all I’ll reveal for now,we have to have some surprises. If you want to join, simply sign the contract in front of you.
Papyrus: This game show sounds like an absolute win! I’ll be able to meet new friends, and have the chance to join the Royal Guard.
Papyrus signs the contract and is teleported onto a large yacht in the middle of the ocean, which is being followed by smaller wooden ships that are still fairly large. A quick look around shows the other contestants. GM is next to a game show wheel with five numbered areas, 1 2 3 4 and 5, with identical squares in front of them.
GM: Welcome contestants, I’m glad to see you joined. You may be wondering why we’re on a ship, that’s because we will be traveling the ocean, finding islands with built in challenges on them. We will be arriving at our first island tomorrow. But now, we will decide teams!
As GM says that, he wildly gestures at the wheel.
GM: One at a time, you all will come up and spin the wheel and stand on the number it lands on. Once five people stand on a number, that number will be removed from the wheel. So, who’s first.
Suddenly a skeleton in a red cloak shoves past everyone and walks up to the wheel.
Lord Hater: Out of my way, out of my way! As the greatest villain in the galaxy, I will spin the wheel first.
Lord Hater spins the wheel, it moves two segments and lands on one.
Lord Hater: YEAH!!! I’M NUMBER ONE!!!
GM: Whatever, just stand on the square.
Lord Hater proudly walks over to the 1 square, and smirks.
A little kid dashes towards the wheel with a purple burst.
TKO: Let’s do this.
TKO spins the wheel so hard it shakes, but it eventually lands on three, so TKO walks over to the 3 square with a similar smirk to Lord Hater.
A man in a red and blue suit jumps towards the wheel.
Spider-Man: Guess it’s my turn to take this for a spin.
Spider-Man spins the wheel at a medium speed, and it lands on 4, so he jumps to that square.
A gray rabbit burrows up to the wheel and spins it while nibbling on a carrot
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what’s up Doc?
GM: You if you tear up my ship again. As in I’ll shoot you into the sun.
The wheel lands on two, then falls off, so Bugs walks to the square snickering
GM: YOU’RE ON THIN ICE RABBIT!!!
As GM puts the wheel back on, the other skeleton walks up to the wheel.
Papyrus: Don’t worry new friend, I, the great Papyrus, will help you repair your ship.
GM: Don’t worry about, just spin the wheel.
Papyrus obliges, and it lands on 5, so he walks there.
A crazy jester hops up to the wheel and spins it.
Jevil: This will be such fun, fun!
The wheel lands on 3, and Jevil hops onto the square.
Jevil: Nice to meet you, teammate, teammate.
TKO: I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership, clown.
A white spirit floats to the wheel.
Whisper: Here I go!
Whisper spins the wheel. It quickly stops on one. Whisper takes one look at Lord Hater and grimaces.
Whisper: Oh no.
Whisper reluctantly floats next to Lord Hater, who is still looking smug.
Whisper: Well, nice to meet you.
Lord Hater: Can it ice-cream head, and don’t drag me down.
A purplish man walks up to the wheel, and flicks it, causing it to rapidly spin.
Life: Let’s see who I won’t immediately crush
The wheel slows and lands on 2, so Life walks over to Bugs.
Life: You are quite lucky, rabbit. Since you’re on my team, I won’t immediately crush you.
Bugs (Sarcastically): I’m thrilled
A girl with purple hair walks up to the wheel and spins it.
Amity: Alright Amity, don’t panic, this will just decide how your early game goes.
The wheel lands on 5, so Amity walks over to Papyrus.
Papyrus: Greetings, new friend. I am the great Papyrus!
Papyrus extends his hand for a handshake, which Amity takes up on.
Amity: Nice to meet you, Papyrus. I’m Amity.
An alien disguised in a green spacesuit walks up to the wheel and spin it.
Green: Come on, land on something good.
The wheel lands on 5
GM: Wow, two in a row, it’s almost like the wheel’s results were decided beforehand.
Green walks over to Papyrus and Amity.
Green: Let’s do our best this game.
Papyrus: Agreed, new friend.
A sleek white robot holding a cellphone flies up to the wheel, and spin it.
Pal: This feels awfully similar to something I saw the other day, I think it was EGER, or something.
GM is sweating a lot at this statement, and the wheel lands on 4, so Pal flies towards Spider-Man.
Pal: Greetings fragile human.
Spider-Man: I have a bad feeling about this.
A zombie with a large cranium stomps up to the wheel.
Zomboss: I’ve had enough of hanging out with such a large group of smelly flesh bags. I’m spinning the wheel next.
Zomboss does just that, and it lands on 1. Zomboss walks towards Lord Hater and Whisper.
Zomboss: Yes! Now I have an army of the undead!
Lord Hater: Nooo, I have an army of the undead.
Zomboss: Hmmm, let’s compromise. We both order around the ice cream, deal?
Whisper: Now hold on!
Lord Hater: Deal.
Whisper: HEY!
As team 1 bickers, a large pink robot bounces towards the wheel.
Bounce Man: Hee hee! My turn!
Bounce Man spins the wheel, and it lands on 2, so Bounce Man, well, bounces towards Bugs and Life.
Life: Great, another one.
Bugs: Welcome to the team, doc.
Bounce Man: Hee hee, thanks. I’m happy to be here, hee hee.
A persons with a die for a head casually struts up to the wheel.
King Dice: I guess it’s my turn. Oh and by the way GM, nice set-up you got here. The choosing system is simple yet effective, and the boats make for nice scenery.
GM: Thanks, but flattery won’t win you the prize. Well, it might, but I’m not the person you should be buttering up. Anyways, just spin the wheel.
King Dice shrugs and spins the wheel with a dazzle, it lands on 4. King Dice struts over to Spider-Man and Pal while humming “die house.”
King Dice: My name is King Dice, I’m the gamest in the land, and it’s nice to meet you two.
Another purple haired girl walks up to the wheel, and spins it. It lands on 3.
Badeline: Group 4 would be best for my game right now, but I guess group 3 is just as good.
Badeline walks over to TKO and Jevil with a smirk.
Jevil: Welcome to the team, team.
TKO: Don’t hold us back, and we won’t hold you back.
An unidentifiable animal with orange pants slinks up to the wheel.
Yakko: Alright, first words on a new show, gotta make them count, say this feels familiar and I just wasted them. Sigh.
Yakko spins the wheel and it lands on 2. Yakko gets over his disappointment quickly and walks over to group 3.
Life groans at another cartoony teammate, while his other teammates beam.
Bugs: Say, aren’t you one of those zany kids who mess with Ralph while the rest of us are filming?
Yakko: Yes sir I am.
Meanwhile a bipedal turtle walks up to the wheel and carefully spins it.
Leonardo: I shall compete with honor.
The wheel lands on 5, so he walks over to the group.
Leonardo: It is nice to meet you. I hope we can win.
Amity: Pleasure to meet you too.
A kid with large white hair walks up to the wheel and spins it. The wheel lands on 5.
Lil Gideon: Two in a row again, what are the odds?
Lil Gideon walks over to group 5, and introduces himself.
GM: Alright everyone, we have five people in group 5, so the number 5 will be removed from the wheel.
GM snaps his fingers, and the wheel changes to fit rid of the fifth part of the wheel.
A bean man ran up to the wheel and spun it. It landed on 4.
Fawful: I has chortles!
Fawful walked over to group four.
A wizened old man walks up to the wheel.
Dumbledore: I suppose it’s my turn.
Dumbledore spins the wheel, and it lands on 1. So Dumbledore walks over to group one and tried to stop the bickering.
A man with white hair and a red coat walked up to the wheel.
Maxmillion Pegasus: It’s my turn!
Pegasus spins the wheel and it lands on 1.
Pegasus: I’m in that mess?! I suppose it’s better than nothing.
GM snapped his fingers, and 1 disappeared from the wheel. A strange scarecrow like boy wobbled up to the wheel and spun it. It landed on four.
Skull Kid: Hehe.
Skull Kid wobbles over to group 4.
A bipedal cat jumps up too the wheel and spins it. It lands on 3.
Meowth: Score!
A seemingly normal guy in a cowboy hat walks up to the wheel and spins it. He spins it so hard it breaks off and flies into the sun.
Chuck Norris: Oops.
GM sighed while pinching his nose. He took a coin out from his tuxedo and flipped it.
GM: Chuck, you’re in team 2. Louie, you’re in team 3.
A duck in a green hoodie walks over to team 3 while shrugging as Chuck heads to team 2.
Life: Finally, someone else who isn’t a kiddie cartoon.
GM: Now that you have your teams, decide your team names!
As GM says that, every group starts talking amongst themselves, deciding a name.
GM: Team 1, you are up first.
Whisper: Could we get a minute?
GM: Interesting name.
Lord Hater: WHAT!!!
Zomboss: You idiot!
Pegasus: That was a massive mistake.
Dumbledore: “Could we have a minute,” has a nice ring to it.
GM: Team 2, you’re next!
Yakko: Warner Bros.
Life: Hey, how come you get top billing?
Bugs (While shrugging): I’ll allow it.
Bounce Man: I don’t really care about our team name, I just care about us!
Chuck: Ditto.
GM: Team 3, your name is?
Jevil: Chaotic Crushers, Crushers!
TKO: Wait, his stutter doesn’t count, does it?
GM: Moving on from Chaotic Crushers, Crushers,
TKO: Darn it!
GM: Team 4, tell us your name!
Pal: We have come to a near unanimous decision, The Overlords.
Spider-Man: Just to be clear, I objected that name.
GM: Finally, team 5, choose your team name.
Amity: We have decided, we are.
Entirety of team 5: The Guardians!
GM turns to the camera and says, “Well, we have our teams, now to deliver them to their ships!” He snaps, and the floor gives out beneath the contestants, as five comically large cannons rise up, with each team in one.
Louie: Hey, wait!
Life: You can’t do this to me!
Fawful: This plan gives me fury!
Spider-Man: You have got to be kidding me!
Zomboss: Get me out of here this instant!
GM: Your wish is my command.
GM snaps, and the cannons fire each team towards one of the smaller boats.
Every contestant (except Chuck Norris): AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
GM: Well, that’s all we have time for today! We still have a fair bit to go before we reach our first challenge, so we’ll be saving it for next episode! This is Game Master signing off! And goodnight!
GM turns back towards his yacht, snaps his fingers and reverses the damage dealt.
GM: Why do I feel like boat destruction will be constant?
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