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"Bertholdt."
The deep laughter filled the silence, looking down at his chest, where his boyfriend currently laid.
"Bertholdt, oh my god."
The one lying on the other's chest looked up, smile growing wider when he saw his boyfriend smile.
"What is it?" He asked.
"Please," the broader one started. "Please, stop motorboating my boobs. I'm ticklish, you know that too well!"
The tall one didn't cease smiling. "Only if you stop referring to them as boobs."
The blonde grinned widely. "Ah, okay. Stop motorboating my tits like that.
"Reiner." The dark haired one's smile dropped. What had he gotten himself into. "Don't call them tits."
"Dem Bara Tiddies." Reiner's grin grew in size. Bertholdt's didn't resurface.
"Reiner no."
"Then what about..." The one lying on his back thought for a moment, before he remembered the best name he could give them. "Andy and Frank." After Reiner said this, he whispered “abu”, and his boyfriend groaned loudly.
"Reiner. Stop giving your breasticles weird names."
"What the fuck, Bertl." It was Reiner's turn to groan. "That's even worse than what I call them."
"Reiner."
The two boyfriends were hanging out with a fellow friend, Annie. Both towered over her, so she always sat on the back of the bench if there were one.
"Reiner, I'm serious. I'm going to take you shopping."
Both men looked up at their friend, who were playing Love Live and missed another note.
"Why?" The blonde man asked. "All my shirts fit me, and my pants aren't too tight this time."
"No, that's true, but you're missing something." The girl sighed, and gave him a cold stare. "Your nipples are staring at me. I'm taking you shopping so you can buy a bra."
Her comment caused the taller boyfriend to stare at the blonde's chest. He suddenly felt even more aware than usual of the two spots that were clearly showing through the shirt.
The blonde noticed the stare, and quickly covered his chest with his arms. "Don't look, pervert!"
The dark-haired one looked away with a red face, putting his hands over his eyes as if he didn't see anything. "I'm sorry!"
Annie looked at her friends and wondered, not for the first time, why was she friends with these dorks?