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Summary:

"In the woods around his mansion, Lord Musbury kept and bred a large flock of corvids, training them to do tricks, perch on his shoulder during social events, even talk. His pet birds were in a fair frenzy when the CID team arrived, cawing loudly as they circled the body of their master, sprawled beneath the lofty platform of his rookery, a feathered arrow protruding grotesquely from his chest. Max deBryn was there already, kneeling atop a handkerchief on a forest floor strewn with fallen leaves, trying to concentrate as dozens of birds alighted and flighted in the trees around him. ‘Creepy,’ Jim Strange commented, looking up at the cacophonous rooks wheeling in the deepening twilight. ‘I feel like Tippi Hedren.’"

The course of true love never did run smooth. Why would it be otherwise for our hero? For awhile, Morse and Kate enjoy a rapturous period, but it cannot last forever; soon the cracks begin to show. Then Thames Valley lands a case that will challenge them all, and challenge Morse to reflect on his failures and future. Once again, this story features all your favorite canon characters, and a few original ones from the previous story—most prominently, of course, the beautiful and charismatic Kate DeAngelis.

Notes:

This is mostly a fluffy, dramatic tale that takes place directly after the conclusion of Goliard, which is set immediately after S6E4, Degüello.
Once again, canon divergence includes Morse's purchase of his red Jag rather than the dead junkie house. The mystery takes place mostly in the background and is lifted almost whole cloth from a short story by Nicholas Blake (pseudonym of Cecil Day-Lewis—poet Laureate, Oxford scholar, Auden intimate, and father of celebrated actor Daniel). I’ve expanded it considerably, as the original is only a few pages long, and adapted portions to suit my needs, but it’s not my own storyline—credit where credit is due.

Of course, I must encourage you to read the first installment, Goliard. It’s good! But for the TL/DR crowd: A minor case throws a beautiful woman in Morse’s path, and (of course) he falls for her. Kate DeAngelis is from Chicago, on temporary assignment at the Bodleian Library, in charge of a large bequest by her mentor, Dr. Douglas Milford. But Milford has left behind more than just books—he's left a riddle to solve, a riddle that just might shed light on the death of Kate’s parents many years ago. But other parties are hot on the trail, too—theft and murder ensue. Though there’s an undeniable attraction between Morse and the lovely Kate, she’s more assertive and temperamental than he’s used to, and things between them go south. But when their spat leads to Kate landing herself in real peril, will Morse wise up and find her in time? (Spoiler: yes, obviously.)

Chapter 1: Amantes sunt Amentes

Chapter Text

I: Prologue  

AMANTES SUNT AMENTES  

Lovers are lunatics.  

-Terence  

 

Oxford, England  

Mid-November, 1969  

 

It was already late in the day when they finally closed the Musbury case.  The station was almost empty, and the last of the afternoon sun was slanting through the window blinds of the Criminal Investigation Department at Castle Gate police station.  

It had been a challenging mystery, with a house full of suspects, a plethora of motives, and too many misdirections.  ‘I should have seen it before,’ Morse admitted, as he and Jim Strange wrapped things up.  ‘They were too chummy by half—the hippie and the hired help?’  He shook his head.  ‘I was—I was stupid.’  

‘Still a win, though, innit?’ Jim Strange said amicably, leaning his shoulder into the wall as Morse unpinned photographs and notes from the bulletin board.  ‘And that trick with the handkerchief was a nice bit of work.’  

‘Mmm,’ Morse grunted.  He was just glad it had worked.  

‘Fancy a pint?’ Jim continued, heading for his desk.  ‘Thought I’d ring Noreen, have her meet me down the pub.  You should ask Kate.’  

Morse hesitated for a moment, staring down at the open folder of case notes.  ‘Actually—we’ve split up.’  

‘Oh, no, bad luck,’ Jim lamented.  ‘I’m sorry, matey.’  

Morse snapped the case folder shut, annoyed his colleague automatically assumed he’d been dumped.  ‘What for?’ he asked curtly.  ‘I broke it off.’  

‘What?’ Strange frowned at Morse.  ‘Whaddya do that for?’  

Morse looked away and shrugged, ignoring the lump rising in his throat.  ‘It ran its course.  She’s too . . .’  He paused, thinking.  Distracting.  Troublesome.  Capricious, obstinate.  Wild, devastating, bewitching.   ‘. . . vulgar,’ he finished finally.  

‘Vulgar?’ Strange repeated, incredulous.  ‘A piece like that?  Are you mad?’  Strange gaped at his colleague, disbelief knitting his brows.  

Morse glared back.  ‘I’ll thank you to keep your opinions to yourself.’  He didn’t want to talk about it, that was certain.  It had only been a couple of days since they’d parted ways, but he’d made a mess of it, as usual, and it had turned rather ugly.  ‘It’s none of your business.’  

‘Yeah, alright, fine,’ Strange huffed, and went back to clearing up his desk.  But his mouth was still twisted in annoyance, and he slapped the green manila folders into the box with more force than was necessary.  Morse watched him warily, hoping that was the last he’d hear of it.  

Once they’d finished, Morse closed the box and shifted it to the side table where the Information Room clerks would pick it up in the morning.  Turning to retrieve his jacket from the back of his chair, he found Strange standing there, arms crossed, his jaw set in a determined frown.  For a moment, the two men stood glowering at one another.  

Unusually for him, and in testament to his uneasiness, Morse broke first.  ‘What?’ he snapped.  

Jim Strange paused for a moment before speaking, squaring his shoulders defiantly.  ‘Like it or not, Morse, I’m your mate,’ he said gruffly.  ‘And you don’t have many of those, as you’re a prickly bugger at the best of times.’  Morse gritted his teeth as Strange continued, ‘So I reckon it’s down to me to tell you.’  

Morse scowled at him, daring him to go on.  

But Strange had known him for years, and had no fear of his petulance.  ‘You’re a bloody idiot!’ he finished with a growl.