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Weebo did not take kindly to Philip's engagement. Luckily, Philip wouldn't be able to remember his wedding if sticky notes reminding him peppered his entire house. (He tried that for the second attempt at a wedding.) For the third attempt, the professor decided to entirely lean on Weebo.
This was a bad idea, but of course, he doesn't know.
Weebo puts it on his schedule and doesn't even worry about him remembering.
Sure enough, he forgets. Even when Weebo flashes the reminder from his schedule right in front of his face. It entirely slips the professor's mind.
And Sara was done. She had tried to marry him three times, and he didn't show up to any of them. She finally gave up and left Phillip on his own.
After some shenanigans involving the professor inventing something he likes to call Flubber, Sara decides she's definitely not going to be with him. He's more devoted to his inventions than any living woman, she's sure of it.
And Weebo is one of his inventions.
After aiding him day after day and pretending to help him try and get back together with Sara, the professor is finally single and able to start considering... other options. He tries human women for a while, but of course, ends up giving up.
And then he wakes up to Weebo instructing the kitchenware to cook breakfast for him, and he has a realization.
Weebo has always been there Though his engagement. Through his three failed weddings. Through the invention of Flubber. Through his single life...
And there's no one else he wants with his life, machinery or otherwise.
The professor's fourth wedding takes place at his own home. It's a private ceremony between just him, his favorite invention, and the other machinery in his home. After all, who else does he need there? He's not a religious man who needs a preacher, and it's not a legal bond so they don't need a witness.
No, all he needs are his beloved machines and the company they provide him.
And that Weebo, in particular, will provide him for the rest of their time on Earth together.