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@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 20:45
be good
SH00 Today at 20:47
do not
minhee!! Today at 20:47
be good or be gone
SH00 Today at 20:47
cease
minhee!! Today at 20:48
oh i slept like a baby with you in my arms
SH00 Today at 20:48
fuck you
minhee! Today at 20:48
this is both of our problems now
come cuddle me or else
SH00 Today at 20:48
no
you weaponized haley heynderickx lyrics
I’m revoking your cuddle rights
minhee!! Today at 20:48
(´ ͡༎ຶ ͜ʖ ͡༎ຶ `)
SH00 Today at 20:49
that’s horrendous
I’m blocking you
definitely revoking the cuddle rights
minhee!! Today at 20:49
(ಡ艸ಡ)
SH00 Today at 20:49
that one’s even worse
where do you find these
minhee!! Today at 20:49
a good magician never reveals their secrets
SH00 Today at 20:50
minhee you aren’t a magician
minhee!! Today at 20:50
that’s what you think
SH00 minhee you aren’t a magician
minhee!! Today at 20:50
“minhee”? （╹◡╹）
SH00 Today at 20:50
unnie
minhee!! Today at 20:50
that’s what i thought ヾ（＾ヮ＾)ﾉ
come and cuddle me
dori is on the couch
bring her when you get here thx
SH00 Today at 20:51
why do I love you
minhee!! Today at 20:51
(๑╹ω╹๑ )
SH00 Today at 20:51
I resent you
minhee!! Today at 20:51
you looooove me
minhee!! Today at 20:59
seunghee i’m not getting any younger here
cmooooooonnnnnn
is this how you treat ur elders?
SH00 Today at 21:02
I’m at the door
minhee!! Today at 21:02
it’s unlocked, just let urself in
stop knocking just walk in
i don’t have to let you in
bitch i said it’s unlocked
SH00 Today at 21:03
but
minhee!! Today at 21:03
you’re so weird
SH00 Today at 21:03
if your cat mauls me again I swear to god
minhee!! Today at 21:03
like mother like daughter
SH00 Today at 21:03
do not make kink jokes when I’m about to hold your cat you fucking buffoon
minhee!! Today at 21:03
that wasn't a kink joke freak
# gen-chat
hjisu Today at 15:33
so i was going about my day
seung Today at 15:33
I don’t care
hjisu Today at 15:34
shut
seung Today at 15:34
rude
forty percent abv Today at 15:34
who’s that pokemon but the pokemon is seunghee and the pokemon is also a hypocrite
seung Today at 15:35
please stop trying to be funny I’m begging you
hjisu Today at 15:35
anyway as i was saying
i was going about my day
and like
you know that candle in my room?
fedex Today at 15:36
you have like 14 candles in your room ji
hjisu Today at 15:36
the sandalwood white cedar and amber one
fedex Today at 15:36
oh yeah that one
u should get another one of those it smells good
hjisu Today at 15:36
add it to the grocery list yourself bitch
where was i
forty percent abv Today at 15:37
candles
hjisu Today at 15:37
no before that
forty percent abv Today at 15:37
babe the only thing you’ve talked about is candles
hjisu Today at 15:37
oh
ignore that !
seunghee i see u typing i said ignore that
seung Today at 15:38
the point
please get to it
hjisu Today at 15:38
so i was by the candle
and it was lit
like physically lit not 2018 swag lit
aflame
seung Today at 15:38
we understand
hjisu Today at 15:38
i was cleaning my glasses
and like
u kno how there’s alcohol in the spray
forty percent abv Today at 15:38
if anything got set on fire.
@ felixie ● | AKA fedex, handjob steve
SH00 Today at 15:39
laugh out loud
dibs on the life insurance claim
felixie Today at 15:39
split it with me
“SH00 is typing…” nuh uh i deserve it
SH00 Today at 15:39
fuck you
fine
# gen-chat
hjisu Today at 15:39
calm your tits
forty percent abv Today at 15:39
this is misogyny
fedex Today at 15:39
we’re all women
hjisu calm your tits
seung Today at 15:39
what tits
forty percent abv Today at 15:40
misogyny
hjisu Today at 15:40
everybody relax nothing is on fire
seung Today at 15:40
well at least there’s that
hjisu Today at 15:40
but here’s the thing
seung Today at 15:40
nevermind I guess
hjisu Today at 15:40
do you ever get those
brain tingles
fedex Today at 15:40
yes i have adhd
seung Today at 15:40
there is a cabinet full of medication for your brain tingles
please tell me you took them this morning
seung please tell me you took your meds this morning
hjisu Today at 15:41
ahahahaha abt that
seung Today at 15:41
what
hjisu Today at 15:41
anwyas so
i really really wanted to spray the glasses cleaner at the candle
seung Today at 15:41
what
hjisu Today at 15:41
i didnt dw i just really wanted to
forty percent abv Today at 15:41
i’m returning you
seunghee where’s her receipt
seung Today at 15:41
this is why you don’t buy shit from fred meyer
fedex Today at 15:42
what is fred meyer
forty percent abv Today at 15:42
i forget ur not from here sometimes
fedex Today at 15:42
yes we get it i hang out w kangaroos every weekend and live upside down
i reiterate what is fred meyer
seung Today at 15:42
pretty sure it’s a grocery store
it’s like a walmart
fedex Today at 15:42
okay so like woolworths
seung Today at 15:42
uh
sure
this is the blind leading the blind
forty percent abv i’m returning you
hjisu Today at 15:43
hey hyunjin did you know minhee got a new air fryer
forty percent abv Today at 15:43
wh
are you fighting a proxy war on minhee’s behalf with an air fryer
hjisu Today at 15:43
180 20
forty percent abv Today at 15:43
shut up
hjisu Today at 15:44
amendment 19
forty percent abv Today at 15:44
jisu that’s the wrong amendment
that’s women’s voting rights
fedex Today at 15:44
omg when she’s a lawyer <3
hjisu amendment 19
seung Today at 15:44
are you high
hjisu Today at 15:44
yes but that’s not the point
forty percent abv Today at 15:44
this is why you shouldn’t be allowed to hang out with your orgy friends
hjisu Today at 15:44
it happened literally one time
once
one instance
forty percent abv Today at 15:45
and i had to hear about it for WEEKS
hjisu Today at 15:45
have you seen the ass
the arms
chaerbin in general
forty percent abv Today at 15:45
unfortunately
fedex Today at 15:45
lmao “fucking”
fedex lmao “fucking”
seung Today at 15:45
can you please
p>are you twelve
fedex Today at 15:46
yea
hjisu have you seen chaerbin in general
forty percent abv Today at 15:46
i had to hear u call chani a milf for weeks. u sounded like a fuckboy
hjisu Today at 15:46
look in my defense she is a milf
forty percent abv Today at 15:46
no i will not “look”
you have no defense
milfs are either mothers of actual children or are not mothers but are above the age of 37
chani fits neither of those qualifications
seung Today at 15:47
why do you have a theorem for milfs
forty percent abv Today at 15:47
because i had to listen to jisu’s milf agenda for too fucking long
fedex Today at 15:47
wait a minute jisu had an orgy with chaerbin and chani ? when did this happen
forty percent abv Today at 15:47
let me get this straight
seung Today at 15:48
straight?
forty percent abv Today at 15:48
so let me confirm
you spoke to me about a threesome for months
and didn’t tell felix shit
hjisu Today at 15:48
affirmative
@ felixie ● | AKA fedex, handjob steve
SH00 Today at 15:48
dibs on the life insurance claim
felixie Today at 15:49
seungie you can’t claim life insurance if u kill the person
SH00 Today at 15:49
I’m not killing anyone
that’s hyunjin’s job
felixie Today at 15:49
i’m pretty sure allowing hyunjin to kill her won’t let you claim life insurance either
that sounds like jail time for accessory to murder
SH00 Today at 15:49
lame
also break up with your lawyer girlfriend
she’s rubbing off on you
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 9:22
5i>15u
find i
SH00 Today at 9:23
it’s in front of the greater than symbol
minhee!! Today at 9:23
no
you fuckhead
this is why you aren’t a math major
SH00 Today at 9:23
okay contemporary dance major
at least I’m in stem
minhee!! Today at 9:23
can you please just solve for i
SH00 Today at 9:23
i>3u
minhee!! Today at 9:24
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
SH00 Today at 9:24
????
minhee!! Today at 9:24
wait shit
hold on
5i<15u
solve for i
SH00 Today at 9:24
am I doing your math homework
i<3u
oh
minhee!! Today at 9:24
i love you too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SH00 Today at 9:25
are you expecting me to forget how you fucked it up the first time
minhee!! Today at 9:25
yes (ꈍᴗꈍ)
SH00 Today at 9:25
I’m blocking you
minhee!! Today at 9:25
the plan has succeeded (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
SH00 Today at 9:25
choke
minhee!! Today at 9:26
i’d be down
SH00 Today at 9:26
jaemin is right next to me don’t be a whore
minhee!! Today at 9:26
she’s welcome to join
her gfs too
idk a fivesome sounds kinda snazzy dont u think
SH00 Today at 9:27
die
# clownery
SH00 Today at 3:56
I’ve never had any big dreams
I knew, vaguely, what I wanted to do, but I never had a dream college, or a dream profession, or a dream life
I never had any of that shit and I never realized why
I think the reason I never had any dreams was because it was always gonna be her, wasn’t it?
I never had to dream, really, because I always had her
maybe she’s the dream
that’s really sad
Ig dreams really are just dreams at the end of the day
# gen-chat
seung Today at 13:12
basic anatomy/physiology is awful
I don’t care about the structure of chicken ligaments
hjisu Today at 13:12
what
seung Today at 13:16
this absolutely does not fuck
fuck meter 0/10
fedex Today at 13:16
why are you fucking a chiken ligament
seung Today at 13:16
lix I love you but I have admin power and I’m absolutely going to use it if you open your mouth again
fedex why are you fucking a chiken ligament
forty percent abv Today at 13:16
chiken
also this was a horrible notification to get in soc law
hjisu Today at 13:16
oh
forty percent abv Today at 13:17
child murder to bestiality is crazy
hjisu Today at 13:17
i hope u know chani is reading this over my shoulder
forty percent abv Today at 13:17
hi chani
hjisu Today at 13:17
she says hi
and she also says another thing but i’m not saying it <3
forty percent abv Today at 13:17
why do you hate me so
what did i do to you
hjisu Today at 13:18
be hot
forty percent abv Today at 13:18
what
hjisu Today at 13:18
what
fedex Today at 13:18
?
seung Today at 13:18
jesus fucking christ
please fucking get it together
why am I here
you 3 just flirt
all the time
relentlessly
seung Today at 13:27
I see you have chosen to go silent.
figures
seung Today at 13:39
snakes, each and every one of you
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 22:12
if you could do anything for a week
no expectations or responsibilities
what would you do?
SH00 Today at 22:15
I’d go somewhere
I don’t care where
just spend uninterrupted time with someone
they can pick where we’re going
if that makes sense?
minhee!! Today at 22:16
HSFJS have you thought about this before?
SH00 Today at 22:16
no
you just asked me the question
how would I have thought about this before
minhee!! Today at 22:16
sus
also are you perhaps talking abt me?
SH00 Today at 22:16
that sounds like wishful thinking on your part
minhee!! Today at 22:16
wh
excuse me
SH00 Today at 22:16
you’re not excused
# gen-chat
fedex Today at 20:01
YO SEUNGIE U INVITED SOMEONE TO SKZKAJS??
seung
how do you have the text spam memorized
please eat grass
hjisu Today at 20:01
is touching it not enough
seung Today at 20:01
no
# general
ass man Today at 20:01
hello discord user imie#2002
welcome to our humble abode
we just call it the pit dont try to say the name
handjob steve Today at 20:01
i’m the only one who can pronounce it right
ass man we just call it the pit tho
imie Today at 20:01
you call it the what
ass man Today at 20:01
the pit
sam (real) Today at 20:02
ignore chaerbin
please don’t leave
@ chani ● | AKA the great recession
chani Today at 20:04
@SH00 Lol you invited the newbie?
SH00 Today at 20:04
oh yeah
innie’s fun
wiggles eyebrows
chani Today at 20:04
Why are you wiggling your eyebrows at me
SH00 Today at 20:04
puts hand on hip
chani Today at 20:04
No, stop
SH00 Today at 20:05
looks away blushing
chani Today at 20:05
Why are you like this
# general
ass man Today at 20:06
bitch
this is why seunghee likes me more than you
pants enjoyer Today at 20:06
what did i do to you
sam (real) Today at 20:06
chaerbin it’s been months please let it rest plese i beg
ass man Today at 20:07
no amount of time can heal such grievous wounds.
imie Today at 20:07
wh
the great recession Today at 20:07
Ladies, your asses are both fat, please stop scaring the new person
ass man no amount of time can heal such grievous wounds.
pants enjoyer Today at 20:07
it was just a slice of bread
why are you acting like that slice of bread was worth anything more than a single fucking slice of bread
ass man Today at 20:07
BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY U FUCKING CUNT
handjob steve Today at 20:08
not to escalate the situation or anything but
chaerbin stole my chips yesterday
pants enjoyer Today at 20:08
SEE
CHAERBIN ISNT INNOCENT ?
heart attack (츄) Today at 20:08
you’re all fucking disasters
hi new person
it’s been fun
bye new person
imie Today at 20:08
h
the great recession Today at 20:09
Jisu hasn’t had coffee today, ignore her
imie Today at 20:09
how the fuck has she not had coffee
it’s 20:00
the great recession Today at 20:09
Me
She tried drinking a double shot espresso in my line of sight
even of day Today at 20:09
innie do you remember when jaemin drank that eight shot americano in front of her girlfriends
imie Today at 20:10
oh god yeah
i’m pretty sure they had a heart attack
imie i’m pretty sure they had a heart attack
heart attack (츄) Today at 20:10
stan chuu
imie Today at 20:10
i do not like you
sam (real) Today at 20:10
respect 10 when u speak.
the great recession She tried drinking a double shot espresso in my…
imie Today at 20:11
is this not allowed ?
even of day Today at 20:11
anyone caught giving jisu caffeine is instantly sentenced to death
you don’t want to risk chani’s wrath
the great recession Today at 20:11
No you don’t ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙
imie Today at 20:11
noted
pants enjoyer Today at 20:13
wait hey
@imie go do an intro
imie Today at 20:13
sprints
the great recession Today at 20:13
Oh god, you say it too
# intros
imie Today at 20:16
name: jeongin / ayen
prns: they/she
extra info: soap
# general
the great recession Today at 20:16
…What does soap mean?
the great recession …What does soap mean?
even of day Today at 20:16
you absolute fool
the great recession …What does soap mean?
imie Today at 20:16
soap
the great recession Today at 20:16
Well, yes, but why?
What does it mean?
imie Today at 20:16
that’s for you to decide
soap is in the eye of the beholder
the great recession Today at 20:17
...What the does that mean
the great recession Today at 20:28
Jeongin come back what does that mean
@ felixie ● | AKA fedex, handjob steve
felixie Today at 20:30
good going
u broke chani
SH00 Today at 20:30
that was the goal
felixie Today at 20:30
.. why
SH00 Today at 20:31
so basically
sparknotes version
jeongin has a massive heart boner for chani
felixie Today at 20:32
can you make that a little less sparknotes
and add a little more detail
SH00 Today at 20:32
so she was jeongin’s TA for music theory last sem
this was when chani didn’t dye her hair every other week so it was still healthily curly and bleach blonde
and chani started sitting near them in class everyday, I think?
and chani is chani you can’t not love her
so boom
heart boner
felixie Today at 20:32
omg are u setting them up
SH00 Today at 20:32
yes unfortunately
felixie Today at 20:32
i hope you know that this is going to go horribly for you
SH00 Today at 20:33
oh I know
felixie Today at 20:33
why would you willingly sit through flirting
SH00 Today at 20:33
solidarity
felixie Today at 20:33
oh em gee
does this mean ur gonna confess to minhee
please tell me you’re gonna confess to minhee
SH00 Today at 20:34
what the fuck no
absolutely not
I don’t want to die
SH00 I want death to swallow me whole and drag me down into…
felixie Today at 20:34
this u?
SH00 Today at 20:34
that’s different
and also from months ago what the hell
SH00 I want death to swallow me whole and drag me down into…
SH00 Today at 20:34
this is physical death
confessing to unnie is death death
they are not the same
felixie Today at 20:34
thought hyunjin was supposed to be the dramatic one
SH00 Today at 20:35
this isn’t me being dramatic, this is me being realistic
felixie Today at 20:35
“this isn’t me being dramatic, this is me being realistic”
-seunghee kim, 2022
SH00 Today at 20:35
.
felixie Today at 20:35
(´∩｀。)
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
SH00 Today at 13:23
hey
how’s it going?
minhee!! Today at 13:23
garfield dance
SH00 Today at 13:23
um
minhee!! Today at 13:23
i’m good
very good
my feelings cannot be contained in a mortal vessel
i transcend reality
SH00 Today at 13:34
unnie it’s 1:30 in the afternoon please tell me you aren’t drunk or high
minhee!! Today at 13:34
is this like one of those tests where the teacher writes the question wrong to where both of the answers Could be right
because if so i’m arguing for my credit
SH00 Today at 13:34
that metaphor really got away from you didn’t it
minhee!! Today at 13:34
ty i’m glad you noticed
SH00 Today at 13:34
unnie go drink some water
minhee!! Today at 13:35
wa it how are you
i didn’t ask it back i’m sorry
SH00 Today at 13:35
I’m doing good :)
talk to you later, go take a nap or something to sleep it off, unnie
being hungover at 8 pm doesn’t sound fun
# gen-chat
hjisu Today at 4:34
yknow how all the top porn is lesbian, milf, stepsis, etc.
all women
i’ve thought abt that a lot
and sure dude, that dick is rising
but you know what isn’t rising?
our wages
please pay me more
u know those animal shelter ads you see on tv that guilt you into paying shit
i’m gonna make one of those but it’s just
hey, for only 20 extra cents per every dollar in my paycheck, we could be getting equal pay and you could see my vagina! it’s a win-win situation, don’t you think?
i will show hole and i will be happy about it, because i really, really like being able to pay rent
fedex Today at 6:23
what the fuck goes on
seung Today at 8:23
seconded
forty percent abv Today at 8:37
seconded jisu or seconded felix
forty percent abv Today at 8:49
seunghee pls
hjisu Today at 12:03
going 2 be honest i don’t remember typing that
seung Today at 12:04
hey you could start an onlyfans
hjisu Today at 12:04
i thought they banned pornographic content
forty percent abv Today at 12:04
that was their whole brand though ? 😭
seung Today at 12:23
jisu I support your agenda to show hole on the internet, but please don’t ask me to edit the photos, please and thank you
hjisu Today at 12:24
this was your idea tho :((
also u’ve seen it before
the cooter is not a secret
seung Today at 12:24
mistakes have been made
fedex Today at 12:24
the cooter ?
hjisu Today at 12:24
it is not a secret
forty percent abv Today at 12:25
babe
sometimes the cooter is a secret
please don’t get arrested for public indecency
hjisu Today at 12:25
i love it when you speak law to me
seung Today at 12:25
I’m evicting all of you
I’m disgusted
forty percent abv Today at 12:25
i’m revolted, i dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior jesus christ and THIS is the thanks i get?
seung Today at 12:26
ENOUGH
VINE DIED SEVEN YEARS AGO GET OVER IT
PLEASE
fedex Today at 12:26
great job hyunjin
you finally broke her
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
SH00 Today at 22:03
hey unnie
hey
hey unnie
minhee!! Today at 22:03
yes seunghee
SH00 Today at 22:03
listen to this https://youtu.be/zRRqydJR8hA
I’m gonna scream
minhee!! Today at 22:03
omw
SH00 Today at 22:05
so
how’s it going over there
minhee!! Today at 22:07
just finished
and
ow
what the fuck
SH00 Today at 22:07
the part at 1:20
the way the violin digs so deep and slides
it hurts so bad
minhee!! Today at 22:07
RIGHT
SH00 Today at 22:08
I was listening to it
and it just
hurt so bad
it actually kind of reminds me of you
minhee!! Today at 22:08
¿?
SH00 Today at 22:08
yeah
cody is gorgeous
it feels like you
it’s like you, if you were a piece of music
it’s intense, and it’s all consuming
it draws you in and you sit and wait for it, and it always pays off
yeah that probably doesn’t make sense
minhee!! Today at 22:08
that
wait ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
im gonna ssob
SH00 Today at 22:08
feeling very regretful
minhee!! Today at 22:08
⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾
# gen-chat
seung Today at 16:34
you know that “it’s nerf or nothing” meme
hjisu Today at 16:34
did you mean: are you online ever?
seung Today at 16:35
can you please shut the hell up
currently very much regretting leaving the dorms today
forty percent abv Today at 16:35
oh boy
what happened this time
seung Today at 16:36
so I walk out
looking like a goblin
hadn’t even washed my face yet
in hindsight at least I had a face mask on
but i was not prepared to see minhee-unnie and seonghwa ummmm
hjisu Today at 16:36
oh no
seung Today at 16:36
good news I don’t think she saw me
but bad news ! I saw her
and seonghwa
you know seonghwa right
fedex Today at 16:37
yep
hjisu Today at 16:37
yeah
forty percent abv Today at 16:37
mhm
seung Today at 16:37
literally how do I compete with that
there’s not even competition
seonghwa is genuinely the hottest person ever
besides y’all
ew I didn’t say that
ignore that
that was the demons
hjisu Today at 16:39
i’m gonna uwu..
hjisu i’m gonna uwu..
forty percent abv Today at 16:40
im going to hurt you
seung Today at 16:40
unnie is
so fucking infuriating sometimes
like I start to think that Maybe She Likes Me because she says all this shit and I’m weak
and then she makes out with the closest thing humanity has to God and I have to see it
fedex Today at 16:42
seungie :((
seung Today at 16:43
and that’s fine, like, she’s allowed to do what she wants, and if she’s happy then I’m happy for her
she just keeps sending mixed signals? flirting with me and then calling us besties? I don’t know
it sounds so stupid
fedex Today at 16:44
it’s not stupid
i’ll eat her for u if you want
like. chomp. there she goes
gone in a single bite
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 9:03
just because you look like a puppy does not mean you have the right to shed on my clothes
SH00 Today at 9:03
am I supposed to apologize for this
minhee!! Today at 9:03
yes
SH00 Today at 9:03
no thanks, I’ll pass
★~(◠﹏◕✿)
minhee!! Today at 9:03
you use that only now
and against Me
see if i let my children near you ever again
SH00 Today at 9:03
children? plural? I thought it was just the one
minhee!! Today at 9:04
dont play with me you know damn well there are thre
SH00 Today at 9:04
thre
minhee!! Today at 9:04
and dr thre said, nothing, u idiots dr thre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement
SH00 Today at 9:04
what
minhee!! Today at 9:04
nvm ur a myday there’s no culture in your brain
SH00 Today at 9:04
you literally stan dowoon
minhee!! Today at 9:04
hey that funky drum boy has my heart
SH00 Today at 9:04
friendship ended with minhee-unnie, now felix is my best friend
minhee!! Today at 9:05
i stand by my statement
# gen-chat
forty percent abv Today at 18:33
bros im a jenius
seung Today at 18:33
not in english you aren't
forty percent abv Today at 18:33
i got a 100 on my mock trial
ass: fat
hjisu Today at 18:35
what world are you living in where your ass is fat
fedex Today at 18:35
BJ ON THE 100!!!
forty percent abv Today at 18:35
thank you!!!
at least one of you appreciates me
fedex BJ ON THE 100!!!
seung Today at 18:37
blowjob.
fedex Today at 18:37
shh
forty percent abv Today at 18:37
*soobin voice*
dar’s él/ella/usted form
seung please stop trying to be funny I’m begging you
seung Today at 18:37
bringing this back
hjisu Today at 18:37
i did giggle a bit
seung Today at 18:37
I hate all of you
# clownery
SH00 Today at 3:57
fuck reading about love
it’s disgusting and gross
but it also sounds so nice what the actual fuck
how do you even get so close to someone, and, like, feel so deeply, and then start to fucking realize it and acknowledge it? and how do you accept it?
like. you know a lot about them
you know them and love them more than you do yourself
but there’s always this little teensie tiny bit of fear and dread and shit
because you know that you love them in a different way
you love them and that’s enough for a really, really fucking long time, because you have them and that’s enough because they’re them
but then they fucking. go and be themselves. and you’re just ? “wow. that’s them.” and you can’t do anything about it but be fucking stupid and gay and sappy and it’s all bullshit, but they’re them, and they’re that person for you
SH00 Today at 4:04
loving someone and having that “one true love” is cliche and for movies until it happens to you.
and no matter who you meet or love or fuck you never get over them
because they’re them
and you can’t separate loving them and being in love with them
and it hurts a lot, but at the end of the day you still get to be around them and love them, and how could you ever ask for more than that?
they don’t owe you anything
it’s your fault that you’re, like, hopelessly infatuated and in love with every little thing they do and you miss them when they don’t respond to your texts for weeks, but sometimes they call you randomly or text you a funny joke from forever ago that you thought they would have forgotten
SH00 Today at 4:12
you remember that they’re it for you
but you also get fucking. hit with the fact that you aren’t it for them
you’re just another person for them, someone who’s gonna fade into the background when they do the great things they’re destined for. you’re barely a footnote in their life story
they’re perfect and the only future they could ever have is one where everyone loves them
and they deserve to be loved and you’re happy about that because for them to get what they want and to be loved by as many people as possible is what’s best for them
but it hurts a lot and that never goes away
you’re just bland and washed out in the grand scope of their insanely fucking colorful life
SH00 Today at 4:20
and grays and muted colors fit some people’s tastes, you know that. but you aren’t what they’re looking for. they want color and excitement and someone who’ll be able to do a stupid, endearing as fuck dance in the middle of a grocery store. but you couldn’t do that
and you remember all those fucking times that they would hug you or kiss you on the cheek or say Ilove you, and it’s just so stupid because it’s your own fault that you got caught up
who could blame you though ? they’re them, and they laugh and they have pretty eyelashes and you know them better than you know anybody else
they’re not perfect but you never wanted perfection
they would lay with you at night and laugh at shitty jokes in the dark when you were kids
and you’re not kids anymore, but they still laugh at the shitty jokes, sometimes
and you realize that they’re it for you, and they always have been
and that’s literally one of the worst feelings there is
because you’ve never been it for them
SH00 Today at 4:28
yea
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 10:34
hey
u asked to talk? but the message is gone
i saw the notif last night but was out w a friend
sorry
i was gonna reply this morning
SH00 Today at 10:37
oh
I sent it to the wrong person
don’t worry
minhee!! Today at 10:38
ohh okay
i have 2 go but i’ll talk to you later?
SH00 Today at 10:38
yeah sure :)
talk to you later
minhee!! Today at 10:38
ly!
SH00 Today at 10:38
love you
# gen-chat
forty percent abv Today at 3:23
this is the beginning of my slow descent into madness
seung Today at 3:23
hyunjn it’s th aree in the morning
what the fuck
forty percent abv Today at 3:23
a dude
jsut told me i had nice knees
wahat the fuck does that even mean
seung Today at 3:24
what
forty percent abv Today at 3:24
no shit
i walk out of walmart bcs it’ss the onlu store open and i wanted baby food
seung Today at 3:24
no hold on
baby food ?
forty percent abv Today at 3:24
like
the vanilla puffs
and yoghurt melts
they fuck
gerber baby food is so much better than cocaine
seung Today at 3:25
ummm okay !
forty percent abv Today at 3:25
so lidke
i’m wearing some loose pajama shorts
and i walk out of the walmart
babu food in hand
tired as fuck
and this man
crusty man.. probably named david or somethng/
he just looks me up and down and says nice knees
seung Today at 3:26
what the fuck
forty percent abv Today at 3:26
like waht do i even say to that???M
thank you???
seung Today at 3:26
that’s so 😭
what
forty percent abv Today at 3:26
RIGHT
LIKEIDK WHO U R MAN
i jsutwanna eat my vanilla puffs and go home to sleep
seung Today at 3:27
my bed is open
forty percent abv Today at 3:27
swag i’m starting the car
be home in a sec
seung Today at 3:28
we can get dutch bros tomorrow if you want
my treat
forty percent abv Today at 3:28
my hero
im princess peach in this bitch
seung Today at 3:28
wasn’t it daisy?
forty percent abv Today at 3:28
fuck idk
seung Today at 3:29
drive safe
forty percent abv Today at 3:29
be home in a sec
hjisu Today at 9:08
i’ve awoken
forty percent abv he just looks me up and down and says nice...
hjisu Today at 9:12
what the fuck
who tells random ppl they have nice knees
fedex Today at 9:13
walmart ppl apparently
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 18:33
some people just need their asses eaten
SH00 Today at 18:33
okay
minhee!! Today at 18:33
are u disagreeing w me
SH00 Today at 18:33
if you bring up eating ass in this dm ever again
minhee!! Today at 18:33
shiver me timbers
i’m so scared
SH00 Today at 18:33
die
minhee!! Today at 18:33
no
xoxo
SH00 Today at 18:33
shame
I even had the funeral dress picked out
# gen-chat
fedex Today at 14:28
everybody’s talking abt how they have back pain jn their 20s
and telling kids to pick up yoga and that type of shit
and i get that
save the children nd stuff
my spine has been fucked since birth
it’s too late for me
forty percent abv Today at 14:42
u have scoliosis ?
thats a back thing right
fedex Today at 14:43
ya
i was likw a degree away from getting braced the last time i went
forty percent abv Today at 14:43
woah ?
fedex Today at 14:44
not even my spine is straight
hjisu Today at 14:45
how did u figure out u had it? like was it rlly obvious or
fedex Today at 14:45
cold hands
hjisu Today at 14:46
yeah im gonna need u to elaborate
fedex Today at 14:46
you know when u went to a doctor as a kid and they would have you bend over so they could look at your spine?
hjisu Today at 14:46
ohhhh that yeah
fedex Today at 14:46
basically my doctor saw my back and went
“yeah she needs to get that checked out”
which as a 9yo x-rays weren't that weird but once u turn 14 and have tits it gets very awkward having to take off ur bra
forty percent abv Today at 14:47
wish i could relate
fedex Today at 14:48
i don’t think u do
@seung can u confirm as the only one with biddies
forty percent abv wish i could relate
seung Today at 14:48
no you don’t
hjisu Today at 14:48
wow who knew seunghee’s bahonkadonks were a curse
seung Today at 14:49
my what
hjisu Today at 14:49
your bahonkadonks
your badingdongs
seung Today at 14:49
do you enjoy having air in your lungs to breathe
forty percent abv Today at 14:49
i mean yhis in the best way possible
but
seung Today at 14:50
“I mean this in the best way possible” let’s not start a sentence with that yeah
forty percent abv Today at 14:50
i would kill jisu for your boobs
hjisu Today at 14:50
i think i’d be upset abt that if i didn’t feel the same way
seung Today at 14:50
what the fuck
fedex Today at 14:51
seungie ur body is a national treasure
seung Today at 14:51
I’m not even an american citizen
you aren’t even an american citizen
neither of us have any authority to declare me a national treasure
forty percent abv Today at 14:51
well good news
jisu and i are citizens
we declare u a national treasure
seung Today at 14:51
how did we get here
we were supposed to be talking about felix’s back disease
fedex Today at 14:52
oh yeah i got distracted by your honking bonkadonks
also i dont think scoliosis is a disease
i mean i can’t be an astronaut bcs of it which is sad
and apparently before obama i wouldn’t have been allowed to get insurance for some things because it’s referred to as an “underlying condition” and is an extra risk or smth??
wtf america
but i don't think it’s a disease
fedex i mean i can’t be an astronaut bcs of it which is sad
forty percent abv Today at 14:53
did you want to be an astronaut at some point
fedex Today at 14:53
no it’s just sad because if i did want to i wouldn’t be able to
like i just don’t have the option
even if i don’t want to be an astronaut i’m sad that i could never be one
does that make sense
seung Today at 14:53
I refuse to believe you’re a real person
hjisu Today at 14:54
she used my shampoo last night she’s definitely real
hjisu she used my shampoo last night she’s definitely real
fedex Today at 14:54
that was an accident imsorry
hjisu Today at 14:54
ur lucky ur pretty
fedex Today at 14:54
(੭່˙ ์•͈ ▿ •͈ ์ )੭່˙
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
SH00 Today at 13:22
jiang yanli send tweet
minhee!! Today at 13:25
call me crazy but there’s no way she and wen qing weren’t in el oh vee ee
SH00 Today at 13:26
you’re a little crazy but it’s okay
personally, I think she should’ve just dated both jzs and wq
poly jyl rights
minhee!! Today at 13:26
something was in the jiang’s water i swear to god all 3 of those kids r bi
SH00 Today at 13:26
no you’re right
something going was on with jiang cheng and Mr. Handsome Man
minhee!! Today at 13:26
the Mr. 泽芜君 himself
SH00 Today at 13:26
why everyone gay
minhee!! Today at 13:27
moxiang tongxiu
SH00 Today at 13:27
yea
# general
imie Today at 12:30
@the great recession i’ve been meaning to ask
why is your screen name
uh
like that
the great recession Today at 12:30
Originally, I wanted it to be “the great depression” but that felt a little too emotionally honest
So instead I looked up other financial crises, and ended up with The Great Recession
imie Today at 12:31
yk i’m not quite sure what i expected
definitely wasn’t that tho
the great recession Today at 12:31
Uh
Thank you?
heart attack (츄) Today at 12:31
that’s not a compliment chani
# gen-chat
hjisu Today at 11:27
i am not fruit cup.
fedex Today at 11:27
you are in fact fruit dick
hjisu Today at 11:27
woah ?
fedex Today at 11:27
cup
i meant cup
hjisu Today at 11:27
we don’t say that word here
fedex Today at 11:27
fruit ?
forty percent abv Today at 11:27
cup ?
seung Today at 11:28
dick probably
hjisu Today at 11:28
dick
fedex Today at 11:28
why am i not allowed to say dick
forty percent abv Today at 11:28
today we’re gonna talking about the penis
apparently
seung Today at 11:28
careful hyunjin you almost used a joke that’s up to date
forty percent abv Today at 11:28
fuck awf
fedex Today at 11:28
would it be better if i said vagina stick
hjisu Today at 11:28
no
fedex Today at 11:28
coochie twig
hjisu Today at 11:29
i am
so close
to doing something violent
forty percent abv Today at 11:29
oh my fucking god
fedex Today at 11:29
turkey baster
hjisu Today at 11:29
ENOUGH
fedex Today at 11:29
bussy branch
hjisu Today at 11:29
you crossed the line w that one
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 10:54
your mom
but british
SH00 Today at 10:55
my mom is korean
minhee!! Today at 10:55
your mum
SH00 Today at 10:55
oh my god
minhee!! Today at 10:55
“what are you doing later, man?” “your mummy” “..”
SH00 Today at 10:55
please stop
you’re gonna make the brits mad
minhee!! Today at 10:55
i don’t see any brits in this dm
SH00 Today at 10:56
you underestimate the power of the british
they’re everywhere
minhee!! Today at 10:56
the fact that that’s historically accurate
SH00 Today at 10:56
you took a euro class one time please stop acting like a historian
minhee!! Today at 10:56
it was AP euro actually
SH00 Today at 10:56
yes, I’m aware
you complained to me the whole course
so unfortunately I remember
minhee!! Today at 10:56
so unfortunately your mummy
SH00 Today at 10:56
I’ve had enough
minhee!! Today at 10:56
i haven’t had enough of your mummy
SH00 Today at 10:56
why are you the way you are
@ felixie ● | AKA fedex, handjob steve
SH00 Today at 2:23
I’m about to do something really dumb
wish me luck
felixie Today at 2:23
whgat
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
SH00 Today at 2:23
hey unnie how do you tell someone you wanna kiss them
minhee!! Today at 2:23
uhhh
normally i just kind of go for it?
idk i’ve never really had to think about it
i’d just kiss them
SH00 Today at 2:24
okay but like what if I don’t think she likes me like that
minhee!! Today at 2:25
1) they’d be dumb not to
and 2) you don’t really catch feelings easily ? if at all
i’ve never seen you catch feelings b4
so you obv trust them a lot
what’s the worst that could happen ?
SH00 Today at 2:25
it could ruin everything
like what if it was you that I liked
minhee!! Today at 2:25
we’d work it out
and if i was an asshole abt it, you should drop me
our friendship wouldn’t be worth it if i hurt you like that just because you liked me
SH00 Today at 2:26
what?
it’s worth everything
minhee!! Today at 2:27
but that wouldn’t be fair to you
SH00 Today at 2:27
life isn’t fair
this isn’t me throwing a pity party for myself
minhee!! Today at 2:27
i never said you were ?
SH00 Today at 2:28
jesus christ unnie
minhee!! Today at 2:28
what the fuck
you asked for help and im trying to give it to you
SH00 Today at 2:28
you aren’t helping
at all
do you even know me anymore?
minhee!! Today at 2:28
of course i fucking know you
i’ve known you since grade school
SH00 Today at 2:29
but do you actually know me?
do you even fucking care?
you act like we’re childhood best friends
you talk about the shit we did when we were kids
but you never talk about what you want to do now
you like the idea of what we were and you act like we’re still like that
but we aren’t
minhee!! Today at 2:30
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
SH00 Today at 2:30
do I even exist to you anymore?
minhee!! Today at 2:30
of course you do
you’re my best friend
SH00 Today at 2:30
it doesn’t feel like it
minhee!! Today at 2:30
of course you are
you mean everything to me
seunghee you mean everything
SH00 Today at 2:30
do you not have fucking eyes
does nothing get through your thick fucking skull
minhee!! Today at 2:31
why are you yelling at me right now
what the fuck did i do to you
SH00 Today at 2:31
nothing
you did nothing
sorry it’s late I’m just tired
forget about it
minhee!! Today at 2:31
what? no
we’re talking about this
what do you mean i don’t care
SH00 Today at 2:32
go to bed unnie
minhee!! Today at 2:31
seunghee
seunghee talk to me what the fuck
minhee!! Today at 2:39
i care
@ felixie ● | AKA fedex, handjob steve
SH00 Today at 2:40
fuck aha
that was a mistake I shouldn’t have done that
felixie Today at 2:41
dude what did you do
are you okay
dude answer me
i know you’re home
i will go into ur fucking room idc
SH00 Today at 2:47
thr door’ s unlcoked you can come in
# gen-chat
seung Today at 10:32
after a bit of self reflection I’ve come to the conclusion that I am the dumbest ever to ever
forty percent abv Today at 10:32
why are you doing this over discord
last night was scary
seung Today at 10:32
I’m sorry
forty percent abv Today at 10:33
no don’t apologize
im not mad
i’m just confused
and worried
hjisu Today at 10:34
last night was just. scary. can we all agree on that
seung Today at 10:34
yeah
fedex Today at 10:34
you told me you were about to do something stupid
didn’t tell me what
and then you were a fucking wreck when i went into your room
what even happened like what did you do
seung Today at 10:35
I kind of
argued with minhee-unnie
just a little bit
forty percent abv Today at 10:35
define a little bit
seung Today at 10:36
I overreacted and I think I fucked everything up
hjisu Today at 10:36
youve known minhee for forever i dont think one argument is gonna change that
seung Today at 10:37
it was
it was really bad
and completely one sided
I’m feeling very much like a piece of dogshit
I was so.. yelly
and she didn't even fight back
fedex Today at 10:38
well i mean it was what two in the morning
she was probably more confused than actually upset
seung Today at 10:38
I just
we don’t argue
we never argue
we’ve known each other for years
like yeah we bicker Ig Idk but we’ve never actually fought
we don’t fight but I fought and I fucked it up
hjisu Today at 10:39
maybe i’m not the best person to say this since i argue w people every other week
but it’s healthy to fight sometimes
conflict is a part of healthy relationships
disagreement is natural and u should communicate ur feelings
especially abt important shit like that
seung Today at 10:40
but we’ve never been like that
fedex Today at 10:40
maybe you should be
seung Today at 10:40
excuse me?
fedex Today at 10:40
please dont get upset at me for saying this
but you don’t tell her a lot of stuff because you want to keep her happy
but
idk
it’s like you forget that you’re a person too
you’re supposed to have an opinion
you dont have to agree all the time
seung Today at 10:41
I don't
hjisu Today at 10:41
u kinda do
fedex Today at 10:41
i’m not trying to criticize you i promise
it just really fucking hurts to watch you do it
you’re a person
you wouldn’t treat one of us like our feelings don’t matter
you don’t do it with anyone else
only yourself
and that hurts because we care about you
seung Today at 10:41
oh
I’m sorry
fedex Today at 10:41
i’m not saying this so you apologize seungie
seung Today at 10:41
that’s why I fought with her
I snapped over something really little and I normally wouldn't mention it
so Idk why I blew up over it last night
forty percent abv Today at 10:42
what happened?
only tell us if you’re comfortable, though
we just wanna help you
seung Today at 10:43
[4 images]
fedex Today at 10:46
oh
seungie, i dont think she’s mad
she just sounds confused
seung Today at 10:47
but I just went off on her for no reason
that’s not okay
hjisu Today at 10:47
no, it’s not okay
i understand why you reacted like that, though. but i know it’s bcs i’m aware of the reasons why
i would do the same thing
forty percent abv Today at 10:47
yeah what jisu said
i think it makes sense to us because we know why you were upset
she doesn't
if you really wanna resolve this, you need to tell her how you feel
seung Today at 10:48
I can’t do that
you know I can’t do that
forty percent abv Today at 10:48
seunghee
you’ve been in love with her for years
literal fucking years
seung Today at 10:48
I know that
I don’t need you to tell me that
forty percent abv Today at 10:48
just listen for a sec
you’ve been there for her for practically your whole life
you fucking followed her to this college
you blew up one time, after years of fucking heartache. idc how cliché or cringe that sounds.
you’ve been hurting for a longass time and she doesn’t know about it
i’m not blaming you for anything, you just have to know that if you sweep this under the rug, it’ll never get resolved, and you’re going to keep fucking hurting
and i know minhee wouldn’t want that
you said that she doesnt know you anymore, and thats fair
but you never told her, either
you’re really good at hiding it when she’s looking
you don’t let her know you
not all of you
seung Today at 10:52
oh
forty percent abv Today at 10:52
so just
keep that in mind okay ?
we’re here for you
seung Today at 10:52
okay
seung Today at 14:29
I know I don’t say it enough
but I love you guys a lot
thank you
fedex Today at 14:32
when we get home i’m making u cookies
# general
the great recession Today at 12:30
What the fuck is a wommy
imie Today at 12:30
this is not happening
i refuse to believe that this is happening
you’re kidding, right?
please tell me you’re kidding
pants enjoyer Today at 12:31
nobody tell her
the great recession Today at 12:31
But
pants enjoyer Today at 12:31
but nothing
the great recession Today at 12:31
I can’t believe this
Your mother asks you for ONE thing…
sam (real) Today at 12:31
i just got intense flashbacks to the frozen chicken incident
heart attack (츄) Today at 12:32
chani rlly is our mom, huh
even of day Today at 12:33
I want her as my mom
the great recession Today at 12:33
Guys, I will cry
sam (real) Today at 12:33
you would make a really good mom
the great recession Today at 12:33
Don’t touch me, I’m sensitive
pants enjoyer Today at 12:34
jeongin used to be a hey mamas lesbian
ass man Today at 12:34
meaningful moment: over
imie Today at 12:35
i have so much dirt on you minhee
watch your mouth
ass man Today at 12:35
wooyoung is a hey mamas lesbian
the great recession Today at 12:35
Is this, like, MILF 2.0?
Milf, the remix
sam (real) Today at 12:36
MILF THE REMIX
handjob steve Today at 12:36
seungheehfge has serverrf owner power
even of day Today at 12:36
I'm cryfhing
milf (the remix) Today at 12:36
I’m disowning you
You were supposed to be the low maintenance one
even of day Today at 12:36
I’m not apologizing
ass man jeongin used to be a hey mamas lesbian
heart attack (츄) Today at 12:38
hey we shld talk abt this
imie Today at 12:39
no we shouldn’t
pants enjoyer Today at 12:39
yeah let’s not
ass man Today at 12:39
?
wtf do they have on you
imie Today at 12:39
you should be asking what i have on YOU
ass man Today at 12:39
you know nothing
even of day Today at 12:40
they know everything
ass man Today at 12:40
wait innie
imie Today at 12:40
btw chaerbin is dating wooyoung
ass man Today at 12:40
how the hell do u know that
milf (the remix) Today at 12:42
Somebody please explain what a wommy is
I’m begging
milf (the remix) Today at 12:56
I see
# gen-chat
fedex Today at 17:26
why have we collectively let people think hyperfixating is a good thing
hjisu Today at 17:26
THIS
fedex Today at 17:26
i mean i understand how it Could seem fun from an outside perspective
and it’s cool to be interested in something sure
but w hyperfixation you dont want to think or do anything else ever
hjisu Today at 17:27
YES
you leech all happiness from that one thing and when you get sick of it suddenly your entire life is in shambles because you’ve done none of the things you were supposed to
fedex Today at 17:27
“isn’t it just an interest?” you say without noticing that i am looking at u with the blandest most unamused expression
hjisu Today at 17:27
sometimes they aren’t even obscure
theyre just things or concepts you're obsessed with x10 and you can’t think about anything else because it always loops back somehow
the circle of life is just:
be born
brain
die
fedex Today at 17:27
LITERALLY
it makes it worse when it’s something embarrassing
i feel so bad for my sister she had to listen to me talk abt tchaikovsky nonstop for months on end in seventh year
# gen-chat
seung Today at 9:29
if I wasn’t able to memorize images I’d literally be dead
I rely on it
my prof is like. you need to study using these flashcards and if these flashcards don’t work for you fuck you !
hjisu Today at 9:29
do you think accordions have feelings
seung Today at 9:29
how is this relevant
hjisu Today at 9:29
like
if you were to somehow be turned into an accordion, would you still be able to feel things? or, like, have thoughts and emotions? you no longer have a brain, or nerves
wouldn’t you just die?
bcs you have no lungs to breathe, no heart to beat
wait that’s a bar
seung Today at 9:30
@forty percent abv @fedex please collect your girlfriend
fedex Today at 9:31
no thank you ma'am
hjisu 9:31
this is my creative process
forty percent abv Today at 9:31
i know damn well that your creative process includes 🍃🍃
hjisu Today at 9:32
you can just say weed
we’re all civilized people here
also it was legalized like years ago
seung Today at 9:32
the irony of jisu saying civilized people is not lost on me
# gen-chat
forty percent abv Today at 11:32
every day god tests me
fedex Today at 11:32
why
forty percent abv Today at 11:32
Lee Chan
fedex Today at 11:32
based
i’d go het for that man
forty percent abv Today at 11:32
you. you get me
hjisu Today at 11:32
i slide my card onto the table
fedex Today at 11:33
whats your card
hjisu Today at 11:33
choi beomgyu
forty percent abv Today at 11:33
fuck you he’s so pretty
seung Today at 11:33
I pull out my own card and it trumps all of yours
hjisu Today at 11:33
there’s no way . lol
nobody can beat gender man
seung Today at 11:33
kang younghyun
hjisu Today at 11:33
fucking mydays
seung Today at 11:33
say one more word and you’re out of a bed tonight
hjisu Today at 11:33
mouth? closed
forty percent abv Today at 11:34
god really made boys and expected me to be fine with that
fedex Today at 11:34
yeah theyre so
hjisu Today at 11:34
right
forty percent abv Today at 11:34
i just wanna talk abt Lee Chan
seung Today at 11:34
what is so great about Lee Chan please show me the way
forty percent abv Today at 11:35
oh my god
do u not kno the way
hjisu Today at 11:35
that meme died in 2019 please let it rest peacefully
forty percent abv Today at 11:35
no never
fedex Today at 11:35
she just loves Lee Chan
forty percent abv Today at 11:35
right he’s so
seung Today at 11:36
why are we capitalizing Lee Chan
forty percent abv Today at 11:36
because he is god
seung Today at 11:36
put some respect on Minghao’s name
forty percent abv Today at 11:36
svt r rlly just a bunch of gods walking in human skins huh
hjisu Today at 11:36
slightly relevant but ive been wondering this for a while
qhy did they name their fans after a vegetable
please make me understand
forty percent abv Today at 11:36
are you fucking with me
fedex Today at 11:36
svt did not name their fanbase after a vegetable wdym 😭
hjisu Today at 11:36
but
🥕
fedex Today at 11:37
no ..............
not 🥕 ....................
forty percent abv Today at 11:37
i need a moment
seung Today at 11:37
jisu it’s carat not carrot
hjisu Today at 11:37
isnt that just carrot misspelled
seung Today at 11:37
Please Tell Me You're Kidding
hjisu Today at 11:37
is it not carrot
seung Today at 11:38
.
hjisu Today at 11:38
aur
hjisu isnt that just carrot misspelled
forty percent abv Today at 11:38
did you miss bruno mars’s 24k magic
did you just decompose for an entire two years
hjisu Today at 11:38
WAS THAT NOT 24 CARROT
forty percent abv Today at 11:38
24 carrot 😭
fedex Today at 11:38
have u never heard "welcome to the diamond life”
baby it’s carat as in the unit of measurement
it’s used for gold and diamonds
precious minerals
hjisu Today at 11:38
o
fedex it’s used for gold and diamonds, that kinda shit
forty percent abv Today at 11:38
wait i thought for gold it was karat and gemstones it was carat
fedex Today at 11:38
nah it’s acceptable either way for gold
karat is just
preferred
hjisu Today at 11:38
o,,
seung Today at 11:38
*mingyu voice* I’m so tired
forty percent abv Today at 11:42
i can’t believe my girlfriend isnt a carat
fedex Today at 11:42
66 percent of this relationship is carat
seung Today at 11:42
purge the other 33 percent
hjisu Today at 11:42
do it yourself cunt
seung Today at 11:42
I know where you sleep
I will ungroup all your socks turn them inside out fill them with ice cubes and put them in your bed
hjisu Today at 11:42
you’ll What
@ hhyunjin ● | AKA forty percent abv, sam (real)
hhyunjin Today at 19:23
help
SH00 Today at 19:24
are you okay?
what do you need help with?
hhyunjin Today at 19:24
no i’m okay i just
uhhh
i may have flushed the toilet wrong
SH00 Today at 19:24
you did what
hhyunjin Today at 19:24
so you know how the toilet is fucking stupid and you have to flush it in a weird way
if you don’t want it to clog in
uh
certain instances
SH00 Today at 19:25
..yes?
hhyunjin Today at 19:25
so basically uh
i went out w lix and jisu earlier
and we got milkshakes
SH00 Today at 19:25
oh my god you didn’t
hhyunjin Today at 19:25
IT CAME WITH THREE STRAWS,,
HOW COULD I NOT
SH00 Today at 19:25
you really
wow
jesus christ I’m coming
hhyunjin Today at 19:25
thank you
༼;´༎ຶ O ༎ຶ༽
SH00 Today at 19:25
never use that face again
hhyunjin Today at 19:26
༼;´༎ຶ O ༎ຶ༽
SH00 Today at 19:26
I hate you
# gen-chat
seung Today at 16:04
somebody hype me up
hjisu Today at 16:04
for what
seung Today at 16:04
you know what nevermind actually laugh out loud
nevermind
I’m not gonna do it
pretend I never said anything
ahahhahaa
hjisu Today at 16:04
BITCH NO I WANNA KNOW
fedex Today at 16:04
waiiiiiit
does it start with m and end in inhee
seung Today at 16:05
you saw nothing
forty percent abv Today at 16:05
GO BITCH GOOO
GO GO GO
seung Today at 16:05
BUT
fedex Today at 16:05
NO BUTS
seung Today at 16:05
But
fedex Today at 16:05
I JUST SAID NO FUCKING BUTS GODDAMN
GOOOOOOOOO
hjisu Today at 16:06
i’m tired of u and minhee being dumb
u’ve avoided each other for WEEKS and it’s making it weird
you guys are literally soulmates
no i see u typing shut your mouth
y’all are inseparable. if it goes wrong (which it won’t), you’ll be fine, because you guys will Get Over It
and if i have to sit through more of your fruity ass talking abt her TEETH of all things
so help me GOD i will commit a crime and i don’t want that to happen bcs hyunjin won’t represent me in a court of law
also minhee is sad and you’re sad you’re both sad
so please just talk to each other so no one is sad
seung Today at 16:07
okay I’m gonna do it
seung Today at 16:16
mm no thanks I’m not gonna do it
hjisu Today at 16:16
go or else i’m pouring milk on your floor
seung Today at 16:16
fuck fine
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
SH00 Today at 16:18
hey so I’m doing this on discord because I’m kind of a coward
and you’re also offline. that’s definitely a plus
um?? I don’t know how to say this wow
I’ve thought about doing this for years but I never thought I would ever actually end up doing it
I met you in elementary school
I don’t even remember how we met
you’re just there in my memory and you always have been
I don’t really know what it would be like to live without you
and I never fucking want to
we never got put in the same lunch, and I remember how mad you were about it, you even said you were going to beat up the admin
and that made me feel so fucking special??
you probably don’t even remember it
but you do that so often
little things like that
you have so many other friends who are more entertaining
but you still talk to me
and it’s not like you lie to make me feel better or anything
you genuinely look like you enjoy being with me??
and it’s so fucking unfair because you’re literally everything
you told me I was everything and that’s so unfair, because you are everything and more
it’s like life doesn’t really make sense without you??
because you’re the one constant
back home, you took me with you on walks
and when you left for college I legitimately felt like there was a fucking hole in my chest with how bad I missed you
SH00 Today at 16:26
you left gimpo, but I was still there, and that was when I realized I would follow you anywhere as long as you wanted me there
when I got accepted here you sounded so fucking happy
and I just
I knew that there wasn’t really anything else for me
I never told you, but I got an invitation to study at harvard? which was fucking wild.
like, there was a letter in my mail
from Harvard Goddamn University
with the stamp and everything
I had a scholarship and a paid internship
full ride
but when I thought about going to harvard it meant nothing to me
because you wouldn’t be there
I just want to see you happy
I’m sorry for yelling at you
you never deserved that, I was just stupid and hurt
I love you
like, the in love with you type of love, not the platonic one
sorry
# gen-chat
seung Today at 16:34
she hasn’t responded and uh, I think I might be a little sad
just a wee bit
a little
a carat
hjisu Today at 16:34
i’m gonna ignore that bcs ur going thru it right now
fedex Today at 16:38
hey seunghee chani just dmed me minhee is with her
seung Today at 16:38
is that a good thing or a bad thing
fedex Today at 16:38
idk she didn’t say much
just told me to tell you that minhee’s with her and that she’s okay
seung Today at 16:38
well then
I’m gonna go finish my victorian lit essay
and then cry
hjisu Today at 16:38
since when do u take victorian lit???
seung Today at 16:38
I recognized some of the shit on the course list as stuff I’ve read before and thought it would diversify my transcript
and I also thought it would be an easy A
I was mistaken
I’m suffering
hjisu Today at 16:38
L
seung Today at 16:38
I hate you
also we’re ordering thai tonight because I said so
hjisu Today at 16:38
fine
but one of u guys are paying i’m broke
seung Today at 16:39
oh I was already planning on it don’t worry
hjisu Today at 16:39
fuck u now i feel bad ://
i’ll pay
seung Today at 16:39
no I can pay it’s okay
forty percent abv Today at 16:39
hi ! shut up
i got paid yesterday
so i’m paying
don’t argue with me or i’m pouring milk on your floors
hjisu Today at 16:39
can you get your own threats please
@ minhee!! ● | AKA pants enjoyer
minhee!! Today at 3:58
i’m sorry i didn’t respond earlier
i needed time to process
can we talk in person?
text me when you wake up
SH00 Today at 3:59
I’m awake
can you meet at the park?
minhee!! Today at 3:58
oh
yeah
that’s good
b there in 10
# gen-chat
seung Today at 4:05
hey btw if I’m not back by the morning I’m not dead or kidnapped
I’m going to meet minhee-unnie
fedex Today at 6:23
seunghee where hte fuck did you go why is your bed empty
OH
forty percent abv Today at 8:12
oh em gee??
how’d it go??
seung Today at 8:15
she rejected me
forty percent abv Today at 8:15
WHAT
seung Today at 8:15
I’M KIDDING
she kissed me
hjisu Today at 8:15
does this mean double dates
seung Today at 8:15
I was gonna say chani and jeongin could come too but I don’t want to watch jeongin and chani together I think I’d actually die they’re disgusting
hjisu Today at 8:15
ykw ur right i don’t wanna see that. theyre not even together yet and theyre like that i dont wanna know what hell theyll b like when they get their shit together
chaerbin and wooyoung are off the table too they make too many sex jokes
forty percent abv Today at 8:15
says YOU
seung she kissed me
fedex Today at 8:18
give details pls i beg
forty percent abv Today at 8:18
the Tea, if you will
hjisu Today at 8:19
why are all of your memes outdated
seung Today at 8:19
hyunjin get funny challenge go
but basically she texted me saying she wanted to talk in person around four in the morning
I was awake so I asked if she could meet at the park
forty percent abv Today at 8:20
at four in the morning ?
seung Today at 8:21
I wasn’t gonna be able to sleep anyway
but when I got there she was crying and she hugged me
so at that point I was just thinking oh here it comes she’s gonna reject me
but then she umm kissed me
hjisu Today at 8:22
srsly .
seung Today at 8:22
she told me she was in love with me too
and that she was only fucking seonghwa because they were both pining over their best friends and it was like bonding
I don’t know but I’m probably gonna end up wingmanning for yeosang because she’s also premed
fedex Today at 8:25
what a time to be alive
hjisu Today at 8:25
lesbians rlly r winning
seung Today at 8:25
unnie told me she loved me and obviously I said it back
and then we went back to her place
fedex Today at 8:25
oh? ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
seung Today at 8:25
your brain needs a deep clean
fedex Today at 8:25
deep ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
seung Today at 8:25
anyway
we went back to her place
chaerbin was up for whatever godforsaken reason
with wooyoung too who apparently knows me from seonghwa. how everyone knows each other I have no idea
but she pulled me into her room and we just cuddled and fell asleep
I woke up like half an hour ago
she made breakfast
forty percent abv Today at 8:29
¿she made breakfast
seung Today at 8:30
yeah
hjisu Today at 8:30
That’s Love Bitch
# general
handjob steve Today at 8:32
@milf (the remix) we did it
2hee is canon
even of day Today at 8:33
what is a 2hee and how is it canon
milf (the remix) Today at 8:33
It’s been a long year, but it finally happened…
ass man Today at 8:33
oh thank fuck
handjob steve Today at 8:33
ﾟ･:*:･｡(〃･ω･)ﾉ
milf (the remix) Today at 8:33
ヽ(･ω･〃)｡･:*:･ﾟ
even of day Today at 8:33
@pants enjoyer las odio tanto
even of day @pants enjoyer las odio tanto
pants enjoyer Today at 8:33
yo tb
handjob steve Today at 8:33
translate exists and i take offense
even of day Today at 8:34
good
sam (real) Today at 8:34
since when do u know spanish
even of day Today at 8:34
that's for us to know
pants enjoyer Today at 8:34
and u to wonder <3
sam (real) Today at 8:34
thanks i hate it
milf (the remix) Today at 8:35
Felix, why did we get them together
What were we thinking
imie Today at 8:35
not thoughts lol