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"Huft..! Huft..! Huf- AH SHIT?!!-"
A figurine carrying a basket filled with cake ingredients running and tripping over a small rock, luckily he can hold their balance so the items won't fall in vain.
The moon glows brightly in the silent night. The citizens conversed happily. Blond-haired boy with his red hoodie makes his way towards a well-kept little hut. His baby blue eyes shone at the sky with the moonlight shining brightly and the starlight dancing around him.
He opened the door as he took off his shoes then hurried into the kitchen to put the basket and remaining ingredients on the table.
Eggs, flours, food coloring, milk, carrots, baking so-
"I can't believe you forgot to buy some ingredients and went to the market at 9 PM Tommy. You sure are dumb.."
a 12-year-old boy with half white and black hair leaning against the wall, arms crossed as he glanced at the ingredients Tommy had bought before finally looking at Tommy's condition from top to bottom.
He wears quite expensive clothes. Not much for Tommy's liking to be honest but okay. Green emeralds dangled from his ears. His shoes were shiny black, on his shirt was the royal symbol of a kingdom.
"Listen, Prince Ranboob-"
"I told you to call me Ranboo! And enough with the formality!" Ranboo Pouts.
Tommy scoffed and waves his hands "shoo! My house my rules!! And what matters is that I feed YOU. You should be grateful that I let you stay and lurk in my house." Tommy rolled his eyes and began to settle the ingredients in his drawers.
"Tsk. I mean.. you could have kicked me out rather than let me hang around??? I could just run and hide in other houses..!" Again with the sarcastic voice. Ranboo crossed his arms tightly and stares at the broken floors.
"Ranboo, you are a Prince. You are Dream's next heir." Tommy walks towards Ranboo and kneels in front of him.
"You can't expect people in this village. Hell, even I can't trust all of them." He cups both of Ranboo's cheeks to make him stare at his eyes. Ranboo avoids eye contact but hesitantly leans into his hands.
"They will give you back for money. I don't know how much Dream will pay them, but this village is poor. We hurt and steal from each other to survive." The blonde sighs but ruffles Ranboo's hair and stands up.
"..Then why..?" Ranboo whispers in a very small voice. Tommy smiled and chuckled.
"Pfftt-- haha..to be honest, I don't know myself.. But seeing you so desperate to hide in this house makes it hard to throw you out"
"But I-"
"Plus, you're not good at addressing emotions right?" Tommy grinned then pinched Ranboo's cheeks softly.
"You care about me, you dont want me to get sick because I went to buy all kinds of stuff at night, right?~"
Ranboo blushed and slapped Tommy's hand away.
"I- I don't!! I hate poor people like you! Stinky ugly person!!" He proceeds to run back to Tommy's room.
"Bahahah! I love you too Ranboob! Don't forget to brush your teeth!!!"
………
That little bitch-
After tidying up everything, he goes to his room and finds Ranboo hugging his cow plushie aka Henry. His parents made it for him before they died, sacrificed to the Blood God but we don't talk about that.
He took off his hoodie, changed his clothes into blue pajamas. Tommy turned on the study lamp and sat down on his desk. He held up the red book that was known to be a diary and began to write something in it.
You may ask "how did a prince get into Tommy's house?"
Well, it's a long story.
Tommy was a regular high-school boy with many hobbies. He's probably died after getting hit by a truck on his way to his school.
Ha. Typical isekai way to die.
Ok ok here's the story; Tommy was playing on his phone when he saw a web novel that was trending on social media. Tommy is not the kind of boy who likes to read novels but maybe, this one is an exception.
He was curious as to why this novel was popular. Because it's story? Because it's characters? Or because it's so well written?
Turns out one of his guesses was right.
The main character, Prince Ranboo(b) is a villain who will kill his father and rule the country. Prince Ranboo is getting so much pressure from a young age and running away from his kingdom.
He then comes across Prince Tobias, or Tubbo for short in the swan lake near the mountains who appeared to be the 2nd villain has the same goal as Ranboo. They decided to run away together before Quackity, Tubbo's guard found him and brought them back to their kingdoms.
Ranboo was locked and forced to train for the rest of his life. Dream, his father got murdered in the heart when watching Ranboo practice with his sword.
Stuff happens and Ranboo rules the kingdom. The same thing goes to Tubbo who also murdered his father Jschlatt with poison in his cake.
Both new kings show no mercy and they will give severe punishment to those who disobey their words.
Merciless future kings..
Tommy got reincarnated as a normal citizen in a poor village ruled by Dream. He doesn't give a shit as long as he can take care of himself and stay away from the plot story, he'll be fine.
His life went normal BEFORE he found Ranboo hiding in his trash bin.
Prince Ranboo has a sassy attitude and a sarcastic boy. He looks nothing like what Tommy imagined in his normal life.
He literally thought Prince Ranboo will look like a cute short boy with a good or maybe awkward attitude. He's wrong though.
This lil mf is so fucking tall for a 12 y.o boy- he's almost as tall as Tommy who is now a 17 y.o boy.
Their first interaction were like this:
"....what the hell are you doing in my trash bin, Prince Ranboo?"
Tommy stared at the prince who was burying himself even deeper in the trash. He doesn't respond to his question and just- keeps burying deeper.
The prince must be stunned because Tommy recognizes him but doesn't make a scene to attract attention.
"....."
"....."
"What are your gender?"
"I identify as threat, my pronouns are try/me"
"............"
"............"
"Get out."
"No."
"I said, get out. Prince Ranboo."
"I am a prince. I shall not listen to your orders"
Tommy bites his tongue before finally kicked the bin and makes Ranboo collapse on the dirt.
"Oof?!-" he protested. "H-Hey!! That's rude of you!!"
"OK and? I shall not listen to a Prince who tried to run away from the castle." Tommy yanked Ranboo up like a stray cat. For some reason, this Ranboo kid feels extremely light.
"Huh?! W-What do you know about it?!! Let me goo..!!" Ranboo starts moving his whole body to get out of Tommy's grip. He swings his arms in all directions and swings his legs forward so he can kick Tommy as hard as possible.
"Yeah no. That trick won't bother me bud. Listen-"
A smack on Tommy's face and everything went quiet.
Ranboo stops moving and proceeds to stare at Tommy's red cheek while Tommy is giving him deadly stares. Tommy puts Ranboo down making him land on his back before finally crouching down at eye level to the prince's.
"Listen, boy. I'm a seer who has a vision of the future. I saw the end of your story."
Looks like it attracts Ranboo's attention, the prince's eyes full of curiosity.
Tommy brushed his clothes from the dust. "How about this.. If you want to survive, you better listen to me and obey all my words."
Naah he lied. He lied lmao.
He's not entirely a seer but he read the book until the end, so he'll know what happened in certain events.
He sure hopes he still memorizes them all though..
Ranboo glared at him in shock. "Does that mean- you know how I will die??!"
Uhhh…. No- okay maybe he picked the false words-
"Uhhh.. I mean how your life went in the future. And I'm going to tell you, it won't end well.." Tommy shrugged.
Because it is.
At the end, Ranboo and Tubbo were assassinated by the Antarctic Empire. Their heads served as trophies and their citizens saw AE as their saviors.
They're just children. But they did choose the wrong path.
Also what's up with the author taking an obsession with heads? First, his "parents". Second, the poor princes.
Ranboo immediately gripped Tommy's wrist tightly as if he was afraid of the future that would await him. He stared at Tommy with worry and fear before finally digging his nails in Tommy's skin.
"WAH?! HEY- ITS HURTS-"
Plip.
tears started to roll down Ranboo's pale cheeks. The poor boy looked at Tommy with a very pleading stage for another answer he was waiting for. Not that.
"..Not going to end well? D-Does that mean I have to go back to papa's place..?" Ranboo's hands began to shake. "But- I don't want to kill people like him.. -"
".. for fun. …"
……..what?
Wait, hold on, what??? The book doesn't clarify that Dream also kills people in the story??? All he knows is that Dream prefers to lock himself in his room to take care of some letters.
Dear author, what kind of story have you not given to the readers?
Tommy kneels and wipes off the tears from Ranboo's eyes then hugs him tightly and says nothing rather than soothing words to hush him down.
"We can change destiny.. Maybe you'll get a better future than this one. That IF you let me help you though.." He can feel Ranboo quickly nodding his head in immediate agreement. Poor kid, he must be very scared of the future that awaits ahead of him.
Tommy takes a quick glance before putting a soft smile on his face. "Alright! The name's Tommy the Seer, and I'm going to be on your side!"
"Hope we can get along, Ranboo..!"