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Ladybug added Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Queen Bee to a group chat
Ladybug named the chat: “Team Miraculous” at 5:52 pm
Rena Rouge: OMG
Rena Rouge: LABFSEBKFGRBGR
Rena Rouge: LADYBUG SRGBAJKEG
Carapace: Uh
Carapace: You good, dude
Rena Rouge: LADY
Rena Rouge: MADE
Rena Rouge: US A GC
Carapace: Oh
Carapace: She’s good
Queen Bee: KJHSDAGFIGA
Queen Bee: Im-
Queen Bee: LADYBUG???
Chat Noir changed his name to: “Mr. Ladybug”
Mr. Ladybug: M’Lady
Ladybug: Nope
Ladybug changed Mr. Ladybug’s name to: “Kitty”
Kitty: :((
Kitty: :))
Carapace: Sorry to interrupt the flirting, dudette
Carapace: But why are we here???
Carapace: We aren't the same type of heroes you are
Queen Bee: stfu Carapace
Queen Bee: Let’s just enjoy being in her presence
Rena Rouge: ACtually
Rena Rouge: I agree with Carapace
Rena Rouge: Why are we here???
Ladybug: Well, since I have gained the miraculous
Ladybug: And since Hawkmoth had decided to up his game
Ladybug: I decided that you guys should all become permanent miraculous holders
Kitty: Wait-
Carapce: Dudette! That’s so cool??
Kitty: How come I wasn’t told???
Ladybug: i???
Ladybug: just told you???
Ladybug: last night??
Kitty: Oh Yeah!!
Kitty: Now I remember!!
Queen Bee: SDBHFAUKRGBG
Rena Rouge: I’m calm now
Rena Rouge: ALSO
Rena Rouge: Chat Noir
Kitty: hm?
Rena Rouge: HOW THE F U C K
Rena Rouge: Did you just forget about us??
Rena Rouge: rude
Carapace: Rena is right :/
Carapace: Not nice, dude ://
Queen Bee: How did you just forget about moi?!
Queen Bee: I’m telling my father!
Carapace: mAlfOy?1
Rena Rouge: 1
Ladybug: 1
Carapace: damn
Carapace: weren’t we mocking Chat??
Kitty: I DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT Y’ALL
Kitty: I JUST FORGOT AHB=UT THE COBERSATION
Rena Rouge: I dont even know which typo to make fun of :l
Carapace: AHB=UT
Ladybug: AHB=UT
Queen Bee: AHB=UT
Kitty: ;’(
Ladybug: Oh hush
Kitty: Damn
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Team Miraculous
6:12 am
Rena Rouge: What
Rena Rouge: The
Rena Rouge: F U C K
Carapace: I’m going to kill him
Kitty: I’ll hide the body
Ladybug: No killing anyone
Queen Bee: How fucking dare he
Queen Bee: I’m over here
Queen Bee: Trying to get some beauty rest
Queen Bee: And fucking hawkmoth
Queen Bee: SWOOPS IN
Queen Bee: with some low budget Robbie Rotten??
Ladybug: What are you guys-
Ladybug:....I’ll help on hiding the body
Kitty: YES
Kitty: We got purrrmission to murder someone
Rena Rouge: From the leader herself
Ladybug: Fuck this
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Team Miraculous
3:37 pm
Kitty changed “Ladybug’s” name to “Lady In Charge”
Kitty changed “Rena Rouge’s” name to “Mr. Fox”
Kitty changed “Carapace’s” name to “Mr. Shelly”
Kitty changed “Queen Bee’s” name to “Berry B. Benson”
Berry B. Benson: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Berry B. Benson: I SWEAR TO MY DADDY IF YOU DON’T CHANGE IT I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING SEX CHANGE
Kitty: Go ahead
Kitty: I don’t even know what my gender is
Berry B. Benson:...
Berry B. Benson: FUCK
Mr. Shelly: why is mine so…weird
Kitty: i thought you would want to match with @Mr. Fox :)))
Mr. Fox: IS MINE FROM FANTASTIC MR.FOX??!!!
Kitty: YESSS
Mr. Fox: FUCK YEAH
Lady In Charge: I like mine
Lady In Charge: Like
Lady In Charge: Fuck yeah, I’m a female and hell yeah I’m in charge
Lady In Charge: SO thx Kitty
Kitty: :0!
Kitty: No problem, M’Lady
Lady In Charge: :))
Mr. Fox: ew
Mr. Fox: Go in the dms whores
Mr. Shelly: did
Mr. Shelly: did you just call Ladybug a whore?!
Kitty: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!
Berry B. Benson: Eh
Kitty: :’((
Lady In Charge: Look, can you guys promise me some things?
Kitty: Of course!!
Mr. Fox: Yes
Mr. Shelly: Mhmm!
Berry B. Benson: Anything for you, Ladybug <3
Lady In Charge: Can you guys try to refrain from telling details about your personal life?
Lady In Charge: I don’t mind if we call talk or tell stories from our irl
Lady In Charge: But I would prefer if you don’t overshare, such as names, jobs, schools, or even where you were.
Kitty: M’Lady
Kitty: Of course!!
Mr.Shelly: No problem, dude!
Mr. Fox: :)) Promise!!
Berry B. Benson: You guys already know who I am so-
Lady In Charge: Oh
Lady In Charge: Well, for your promise, can you promise to be better? To be nicer to everyone :))?
Berry B. Benson:..
Berry B. Benson: I’ll try, Ladybug
Lady In Charge: That’s all I ask of you :)) <3
Berry B. Benson: <3
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Alya made a group chat at 5:21
Alya added Adrien, Marinette, and Nino
Alya named the group chat “Four by Two”
5:29 pm
Alya: So, I was doing homework when I realized we didn’t have a group chat!!
Alya: Our poor friend group
Alya: Shattered by no contact of us all :((
Nino: A little dramatic there, Alys
Nino: But you’re right
Nino: HOw have we gone this long with no gc??
Marinette: Maybe we made it this far because we actually talk irl
Adrien: Hi everyone!!
Adrien: I guess Marinette is right
Adrien: But I love this!!!
Marinette: Hey Adrien!!!
Adrien: Hey Marinette :)))!!
Alya: Damn sunshine man :((
Alya: No hey to us :((
Nino: Yeah man
Nino: I thought we were buds :((
Adrien: Marinette is one of my best buds!!
Marinette: AKJBFKRBGIAR
Adrien: Sorry Nino! Sorry Alya!
Adrien: Hello Nino :))
Adrien: Hi Alya :))
Nino: :)) we’re just joshing ya
Alya: Yeah, we’re not actually upset!!
Adrien: Oh
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Team Miraculous
5:48
Mr. Shelly: How to handle oblivious boys
Berry B. Benson: Do we all have one of those??
Mr. Fox: Probably!
Lady In Charge: No names!!
Lady In Charge: But yeah
Kitty: I don’t??
Mr. Fox:...
Mr. Shelly:...
Berry B. Benson:....
Lady In Charge:...
Mr. Shelly: found our oblivious boy
Mr. Fox: Yup
Berry B. Benson: Def
Lady In Charge: Oh, chat…
Kitty: hey!!