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Hi! Here I am. Introducing you to the fic I am in the middle of writing. Here are a few things I would like you to know before we begin:
I would like you to know that I am not very well acquainted with the DC characters beyond what they are portrayed as in fanfiction, so if they are OOC, or if some characters are missing, please bear with me and try to enjoy the story anyways.
To explain a little bit, this is very much not canon compliant. I will explain where it is and give backstory so you understand what had happened before the current time of the fic, so hopefully you understand it, but otherwise, pretend most of the things you know from the show aren’t real.
As I already mentioned, I only barely know DC characters, so it isn’t canon compliant there either. I don’t really know backstories, so I won’t try to share those, and I won’t even pretend to understand the characters well beyond what I have read in fanfiction (e.g. Tim loves coffee, Damian is the ‘Ice Prince’, Bruce can’t portray emotions, etc. You get the idea.)
I would like to give you a preemptive apology if I misrepresent people. I don’t know a lot about how to write a polyamourous couple or someone who is aro/ace, so if I get it wrong or offend people, I’m really sorry. I’ll do my best to get it right.
Will this be a self-indulgent fic? Yes. Will it be a crack fic? Yes. It may make you laugh. It may make you cringe. But if all else fails, hopefully it will be memorable.
