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“...Really? We have an entire hot spring to ourselves and you pick right here?"
"This spot provides the most comfortable backrest. You want your fiancé to be comfortable, correct? "
"Then how about the comfort of your fiancé? Think he's comfortable with some 182cm man in his lap?"
"Don't lie to me, I know you love this."
"...If it helps you sleep at night, Four Eyes…"
"...It very much does."
"..."
"..."
"...So, you're enjoying everything?"
"Certainly. It's all been relaxing and peaceful, just as you promised. "
"See? I told you this would be the perfect return trip."
"Don't get on your high horse yet, Muscle Head. The trip isn't over."
"...Something worrying you?"
"I just hope those…things don't come back."
"...Don't worry, Caro. If they do, I'll protect you."
"Right. Because you did such a stellar job last time."
"Hey, they caught me off guard. This time, I'll- what's that!?"
"...That would be a mouse, Dear. A mouse coming out of the bushes."
"Oh…"
"Hmmm, looks like you had a good point after all."
"Huh?"
"Hot scared guys grabbing on me. I think I'm into it."
"...Babe, I love you, but I also hate you."
"Right back at you, Mio Gorilla."