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“Welcome to MI6 Lucius Malfoy. To better protect your identity, we recommend choosing a code name. Do you have any ideas?”
“Diana Prince,” he answered promptly.
“Let me rephrase. An appropriate name.”
“And what, pray tell, is wrong with Diana? She’s fierce, intelligent, a strike against the patriarchy, and a rare example of an interesting female character.”
“Precisely!”
“My dear man, if you continue to insult my fiance, the consequences will be dire.”
“She’s Wonder Woman?”
“She’s a woman and deadly. And I can be both too, if I so choose. I've certainly got the hair for it.”