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"Zoro, Luffy! FINALLY you're here!"
"Shishishi, sorry! Zoro got lost!"
"You'd think that Luffy would have learned by now not to let the brain-dead moron navigate."
"Shut up, ero-cook!"
"FOOD!"
"Just a minute, Luffy-bro! Where's the cola you were supposed to bring?"
"Iph wifph Fowho."
"Yeah, I got it right here."
"Awesome! Now we can get this SUPER party started!"
"Yohoho! How about I start us off with a rousing chorus of "Jingle Bells"?"
"WHOO! I wanna sing too!"
"Just- hold on Luffy, you haven't even taken your shoes off yet!"
"But Zoooooro it's caaaaroling time!"
"Yeah I know but-"
"Zoro?"
"…What is it Robin?"
"…"
"…"
"Aww, look, Zoro and Luffy are under the mistletoe!"
"…Guess so. Alright, Luffy, let's just get this over wi-…Luffy what the hell are you doing."
"Muh?"
"Uh…isn't mistletoe supposed to be poisonous?"
"Feh ffhooh?"
"Says Chopper. Oi! Chopper!"
"Just gimme a minute! It's the part where Frosty's about to burst into song!"
"Quick question. Is mistletoe poisonous or not?"
"Huh? Why are you asking me that- LUFFY WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!"
"You think they left us any food, Zoro?"
"Like I care."
"…Why are you so grouchy?"
"Who knows. Maybe it's because you almost killed yourself tonight, as usual. Maybe it's because you're only alive because you have some weird-ass immunity to poison. Maybe it's because you never bring your wallet so I'm stuck paying the fucking hospital bill. Maybe it's because I just know Nami's finished off all the booze by now. Take your pick."
"Is that all?"
"What the hell do you mean by 'is that'- MMPH!"
"Shishishi! If you were mad about not getting kissed, then you should have just said so!"
"…You dork. C'mere."