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Shota Aizawa added 24 people to [unnamed chat]
Shota Aizawa changed 25 names
Present Mic: yo whats this
Eraserhead: problem children chat
Chargebolt changed the chat name to [Dadzawa’s problem children and co.]
Chargebolt: hello guys gals and nonbinary pals!
Ingenium: If there are 25 people in this chat, including Present mic and Aizawa sensei, who are the other three?
Eraserhead: My adopted children, Hitoshi, Mei, and Eri
Deku : Eri is here?!?!? :O!!
Froppy: he is precious
Shoto: Agreed.
Deku: >////<
Eri: Hi Deku!! <3
Chargebolt: why does eri have a phone
Shinso : Have you tried saying no to her
Chargebolt : oh hey you’re the guy from the sports festival with the sexy voice!
Shinso : I-
Grape juice: oh gross
Creati has muted Grape Juice for 12 hours. Reason: homophobia is bad
Creati : Everyone! Can you please state your names, sexuality, and pronouns? Mine are: Momo Yaoyorozu, Lesbian, She/her
Ingenium : Tenya Iida, pansexual no lean, He / him
Tailman : Mashirao Ojiro, bisexual no lean, he/him
Chargebolt : Denki Kaminari, bisexual male lean, He / they
Earphone jack: kyoka jiro, nb lesbian, she / they
Pinky : Mina ashido, pan female lean, she/her
Froppy : Tsuyu Asui, lesbian, she / frog
Deku : Izuku Midoriya, bi no lean , He / zey
Can’t stop twinkling: Yuga Aoyama, gay, any pronouns
Great explosion murder god dynamite: Bakugo katsuki, He / him trans man, gay
Red riot: eijiro kirishima, gay, he / him
Uravity : Ochako uraraka, bi, she / her
Cellophane : Hanta Sero, Ace/aro, they / them
Anima : ᴷᵒʲⁱ ᴷᵒᵈᵃ, ᵃᶜᵉ/ᵃʳᵒ, ᵗʰᵉʸ /ᵗʰᵉᵐ, ᵇᵘⁿ /ᵇᵘⁿˢᵉˡᶠ
Tsukuyomi : Fumikage Tokoyami, queer, He / they
Tentacole : Mezo Shoji, pan, He / they
Sugarman : Rikido sato, ace/aro, he / him
Hatume : Mei hatsume, ace, biromantic, she/her
Shoto : Shoto Todoroki, asexual homoromantic, he/ it.
Shinso : Hitoshi shinso, gay, He/him, they/them
Invisible girl: Toru Hagakure, pan, she/ her
Eraserhead : Shota Aizawa, gay, he / him
Present mic: Hizashi Yamada, gay, he /him
Eraserhead : Eri uses she/her and she likes girls
Creati unmuted Grape Juice
Grape Juice: Minoru Mineta, Straight, He / him
Creati : Good.
Eraserhead : Now that everyone is introduced, I will explain the purpose of this chat.
Eraserhead : This is for communicating with your class and becoming closer, as well as discussing classes.
Ingenium : Great thinking Aizawa sensei!
Ingenium : In fact, we should make even more chats!
Pinky! : hoo boy
Chargebolt : I’ll make the Bakusquad chat!
Great explosion murder god dynamite: The fucking what
Deku : Don't swear Kacchan! Eri is here!
Eri : Hitoshi taught me the bad words! Don't worry!
Eraserhead : You what
Shinso : o shit
Dms: Denki Kaminari -> Hitoshi Shinso
Denki Kaminari: come to my dorm
Hitoshi Shinso: what why
Denki Kaminari : as your best friend, it is my duty to protect you when your dad is pissed
Hitoshi Shinso: I-
Hitoshi Shinso: ok then
Dadzawa’s problem children and co.
Eraserhead: Were in the hell is Hitoshi Shinso.
Shinso : No idea
Present mic : Babe calm down
Pinky! : babe?
Eraserhead : We are married.
Pinky : *incoherent screeching*
Uravity : WH
Uravity : WHAT
Froppy : knew it
Uravity : HOW DID U KNOW
Froppy : Aizawa sensei is so,, soft around him
Eraserhead : Shut.
Hatsume : He also gushes about his ‘kiddos’ when no ones around
Eraserhead : Do not.
Present mic : he totally does
Chargebolt : AWW YOU DO LOVE US
Shinso : He does indeed
Chargebolt : Wait i have an idea
Chargebolt changed Eraserhead’s name to Softie
Chargebolt changed Present mic’s name to loudy
Chargebolt changed Eri’s name to Cutie
Chargebolt changed Hatsume’s name to Smarty
Chargebolt changed Shinso’s name to Sexy
Pinky!: Denks your gay is showing
Sexy : i cant with you people
Bakusquad
Pika pika bitch : OHMYGOD
Alien queen: what
Pika pika bitch: HES FUCKING BLUSHING THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MYLIFE HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE I CANT
Bakubro: you fucking idiot
Pika pika bitch: IK IK BUT LIKE HES SO HOT I WANT TO KISS HIS FACE
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Shinso was reading the main group chat when he noticed Kaminari glancing at him. He was typing on his phone in another group chat. Were they talking about him? He didn’t doubt it, after all, he was their thacher’s kid with a villain’s quirk, it was only natural that he would be singled out and picked on. It’s happened before, they start by teasing him behind his back, but eventually they start to avoid him and stop talking to him.
Shinso felt a tap on his shoulder.
“Bro, are you alright? You weren't responding and your breathing got all weird.” Kaminari looked conserndly into his eyes.
Shinso averted his gaze. “Y-yeah, I’m fine, I just… spaced out”
~~~~~
Dadzawa’s problem children and co.
Grape juice: why are some of you so quiet
Tsukuyomi: We are referred to as lurkers
Sexy : we’re too anxious to message ever
Chargebolt : Better than me, who cannot shut up ever
Sexy : when you do it its cute
Chargebolt : [gay panic]
Pinky! : DAWW
Bakusquad
Pika pika bitch: HE SMIRKED AT ME IM BLUSHING SO HARD HES SO FUCKING HOT
Pika pika bitch: OMYGOD HE FUCKING GIGGLED I PANICED AND HE GIGGLED IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER
Bakubro: get a room
Pika pika bitch: we are in a room…
Bakubro : shut the fuck up and kiss
Pika pika bitch: AAAAAAAAJBVSHSDVJKKVJSJD HE JUST SCOOTED CLOSER TO ME OUR SHOULDERS ARE TOUCHING I AM DEAD
Alien queen: christ
A rock : he is a disaster
Stapler : holy hell denks you fell hard
Darkness children (the goths)
Eyebags: i didn’t know it was possible for someone to blush as hard as kaminari is blushing currently
Eyebags: like hes almost purple
Raven of the night: why is the electricity wielder flushed?
Eyebags : I smirked at him and i scooted next to him
Eyebags : he looks like hes about to melt into a puddle
Mcr fan: hes not used to people flirting back, i recommend you use this to your advantage and fluster him into oblivion
Eyebags : …
Eyebags : no
Dadzawa’s problem children and co.
Sexy: ...so i just got electrocuted and now kaminari is all stupid
Uravity : HOLY SHIT HE KISSED HIM
Sexy : wtf no i didnt
Froppy : then what did you do to rile him up so much that he short circuited?
Sexy : i put my head on his shoulder
Softie : Goddammit kid.
Softie : What did I tell you about loud blondes?
Loudy : hey!
Sexy : tht if i ever meet one ill fall head over heels?
Loudy : oh
Loudy : aww
Great explosion murder god dynamite: stop being so mushy im gonna barf
Deku : Shouchan! Let’s be mushy to make Kacchan barf!
Shoto : Anything for you beloved.
Deku : I-
Deku : B-
Deku : B-Beloved?
Earphone jack : you succeeded in turning him to mush
Deku : I think I’m going to sleep.
Shoto : Sweet dreams. <3
Deku :ASDYUGFDIYSHDIFBDFKHBKJDJjbfjskbjdfsjkdfbjdkjsbdkjds
Pinky!: Please for the love of god get together
Shoto : I have no idea what you are talking about
Sexy : but seriously kaminari is pretending to be a cat hes sleeping on my lap what do i DO
Earphone jack: pet his hair duh
Sexy : ok
Sexy : shit
Sexy : he woke up
Bakusquad
Pika pika bitch: WHAT
Pika pika bitch: AM I HAVEING A DREAMIN BECAUSE
Pika pika bitch: I WAS ON HIS LAP AN HE WAS PETTINGMY HAIR
Pika pika bitch: AND I DIDNT MOVE AND HES STILL PETTING MY HAIR
Pika pika bitch: WHAT
Stapler : holy shit
Stapler : theyre gonna be the first couple
Dadawa’s problem children and co.
Chargebolt: anivfejbuivefnhfk
Ingenium: What did kaminari just yell?
Sexy: they yelled “you are literally so perfect how is this possible”
Sexy: and then he zapped me
Sexy: again
Earphone jack: is he stupid again
Chargebolt: im always stupid :P
Earphone jack: true
Sexy: disagree
Sexy: you are a dumbass but you are smart, not at school but dude have you seen your battle tactics? that shit is impressive
Chargebolt: im about to cry
Sexy: you are literally beaming at your phone
Sexy: your smile is so bright its hard to look at straight on
Chargebolt: trust me theres nothing straight about this smile
Sugarman: Completely unrelated but i just made way too many cookies
Anima: ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ?
Uravity: Koda i would die for you
Anima: ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ
Grape juice: not to be rude but why is everyone here so gay? Have you seen girls???
Froppy: Why do you think none of the girls are straight, ribbit
Sexy: Yea girls are pretty but hve u seen boys? like holy shit thats hot
Chargebolt: yea like hav you seen shinso, like really looked at him? Have you seen those sexy-ass eyebags, or how tall he is? Like holy shit i can only imagine what i would look like in one of his hoodies. Like it would be so big on me and it would smell like him holy shit
Chargebolt: HOLY SHIT HE GAVE ME THE HOODIE HE WAS JUST WEARING ITS SO COMFY IM GONNA MELT
Softie: What the hell are you kids still doing awake
Sexy: melting denki
Chargebolt: d-
Chargebolt: d-
Chargebolt: d-
Chargebolt: d-denki?
Sexy: too far?
Chargebolt: aw hell naw
Chargebolt: never call me kaminari again
Softie: Go. To. Sleep.
Chargebolt: ok dad
Softie: Hitoshi you are not sleeping in his room.
Chargebolt: D:
Sexy: ok dad
Sexy: night denks <3
Chargebolt: asnjdjkdf
Bakusquad
Pika pika bitch: gosh
Pika pika bitch: golly
Pika pika bitch: fuck
Bakubro: what the fuck did you wake me up for??
Pika pika bitch: HE LET ME KEEP HIS HOODIE ITS SO WARM IM GONNA DIE
Alien queen: for the love of god just go to sleep
Pika pika bitch: sleep is for the weak
Pika pika bitch: and kacchan is so very very weak
Bakubro: You have five minutes to live :)
Pika pika bitch: well goodnight guys
Bakubro:
you will never wake up :)