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[unknown]: hello
[toothless but he can say fuck]: who the fuck are you
[unkown]: you can call me echo
[count chocula knockoff]: uwu hewwo echwo! :3
[toothless but he can say fuck]: okay when you leave take the uwu bitch with you
[count chocula knockoff]: (sad emoji)
[echo]: ...did you just type out sad emoji???
[count chocula knockoff]:
[ghost-proof babeyy]: hello echo, can i ask how you got into this group chat?
[echo]:
[count chocula knockoff]:
[toothless but he can say fuck]: if you dumbasses have a whole ass conversation via memes with the jackass who HACKED INTO OUR “SECURE” CHAT i will literally kill everyone in here and then myself
[echo]:
[dirty computer stan]:
[count chocula knockoff]:
[toothless but he can say fuck]: MOTHER FUCKERS
[ghost-proof babeyy]: okay as team leader i am officially giving an order to stop with the memes
[ghost-proof babeyy]: ...for now
[toothless but he can say fuck]: you just love torturing me, don’t you
[ghost-proof babeyy]:
[echo]: lmao
[echo]: idk how “secure” this groupchat actually is, considering i was able to hack into it with minimal effort
[echo]: i’ve literally hacked into multiple discord servers before it wasn’t that hard
[echo]: like, i’m actually kind of worried about you guys now this chat really isn’t that “secure”
[ghost-proof babeyy]: in a world where you could potentially hack into any device using a quirk, that’s not that impressive
[ghost-proof babeyy]: also i resent how you guys keep putting secure in quotation marks
[toothless but he can say fuck]: “secure”
[count chocula knockoff]: “secure”
[dirty computer stan]: “secure”
[ghost-proof babeyy]: (softly, but with feeling) why
[echo]: then considering that i don’t have a quirk that allows me to do so, it is that impressive
[echo]: i’ve been meaning to contact you for a while now, yet found it difficult to find any way of contacting you that would have you take me seriously so i decided to just go directly to the source
[dirty computer stan]: oh that’s cool!
[dirty computer stan]: i saved them from a pyromaniac to get into contact
[toothless but he can say fuck]: wait, you ko’d a bitch!? i got knocked upside the head with a fucking stick!! and do a book report!!!
[count chocula knockoff]: i got attacked by pro heroes!
[echo]: what. the fuck.
[ghost-proof babeyy]: why were you so insistent on getting into contact with me, echo? i figure that if you went through all of this trouble, i might as well hear you out
[toothless but he can say fuck]: like THAT doesn’t sound super fucking ominous
[echo]: alright then, i’m going to be direct- i’ve been in this specific orphanage for the past six years or so, and have noticed that it is heavily biased towards kids with heroic/strong quirks. those types of kids are more likely to be placed in better foster homes/actually get adopted, while kids with villainous quirks- or, kids without quirks- are placed in worse/abusive foster homes if they even get fostered at all.
[echo]: there are also reports of the “undesirable” kids having gone missing- both official, and from friends of the missing kids
[echo]: considering your… resume (namely the aldera case), i think that you and your team are best fit for helping me figure out what’s going on and putting a stop to it
[echo]: also i want to join your team- from what i can tell, you definitely need a hacker
[toothless but he can say fuck]: holy shit
[count chocula knockoff]: choho if you say no i’m eating your kneecaps
[dirty computer stan]: ditto
[echo]: please don’t eat anyone’s kneecaps
[count chocula knockoff]: but they’re so crunchy!
[toothless but he can say fuck]: what the genuine FUCK does that mean
[ghost-proof babeyy]: echo, i am absolutely interested in taking this case- i would like more details however, so i will be contacting you in-person about this further in order to avoid more of a digital trail
[ghost-proof babeyy]: your wish to join the team however… well, both tatsu and neko had to prove themselves with their own cases before i let them join, so let’s just see how you do first
[echo]: trust me, you won’t be disappointed
[toothless but he can say fuck]: wait a fucking second- how did kitsune join??? bitch has no braincells!!
[dirty computer]: hey!! it’s not like you got any either!!!
[count chocula knockoff]: oh i just bullied choho into it lol
[toothless but he can say fuck]: THAT WAS AN OPTION
[toothless but he can say fuck]: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKIGN WENT THROUGH TO GET HERE
[dirty computer stan]: not anger management, that’s for sure
[ghost-proof babeyy]: tatsu, it wasn’t bullying, just more so… getting annoyed into it, i guess
[ghost-proof babeyy]: also bold of you to assume anyone here has braincells
[echo]: wow
[echo]: the level of professionalism here is… unmatched
[count chocula knockoff]:
[dirty computer stan]:
[echo]:
[ghost-proof babeyy]:
[toothless but he can say fuck]: i fucking hate all of you