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| Venti, Kaeya, and 3 others
Venti changed the group name to “Venti’s loyal followers”
Venti:
Well then, hello everybody! As some of the few people chosen to test out these prototype messenger devices, I decided to test it out with you guys with this group chat!
Diluc:
And why have you decided to include me in a mix of… Favonious scum.
Kaeya:
Well fuck you too Master Diluc
Aether:
Please don’t fight, I don’t want more damage control
Jean:
And… What’s with the name of this chat
Venti:
Seeing as though you all know about my archon-not archon anymore status, I figured we should keep in touch!
Diluc:
Since when did Sir Kaeya know about your predicament
Venti:
Since we became great drinking buddies! Isn’t that right, Captain Kaeya?
Kaeya:
You do tend to blab about certain things when drunk- you’re quite lucky you mentioned it when I was so courteously taking you home
Jean:
Oh dear archons…
Venti:
You asked?
Jean:
Oh dear archons besides the one I serve
Venti:
Hey!
Diluc:
Well then.
Congratulations bard, that’s another one to your total
Kaeya:
Always knew something was up with you
Best bard in town and best love advisor- of course something would be off
Venti:
Anyway! We’re straying from the point here. You see, I need you guys to do me a tiny favor
Diluc:
If it’s regarding the growing sum of money on your tab, I require payment as soon as possible
Venti:
…
As I was saying
Kaeya:
Hah, ignored
Aether:
Captain Pyro is gonna get pissed off~~
Jean:
Are... you alright?
Aether:
Of course I am! I’msdh820b5%$gY
Jean:
Not another one, please
Kaeya:
Has the honorary knight gotten drunk? Can’t blame him, wine is a delicacy even the lowest of the low can appreciate.
Diluc:
Sir Kaeya I will not hesitate to throw you straight at a Pyro Regisvine
Jean:
Isn’t Aether underaged though?
Aether:
Sorry guys, Paimon took the phone
Venti:
ANYWAYS , let me continue after I was so rudely interrupted
If ever you guys come across a guy dressed in fancy clothing, has his hair tied in a loose ponytail, has no mora, and looks like he’s about to murder someone around Mondstadt- please immediately inform me
Aether:
Are you talking about Mr. Zhongli..?
Venti:
Zhongli?
Oh- Yep! That’s the one
Diluc:
How is it do you manage to be such a carefree archon, and in the process cause annoyance to the people around you
Venti:
Hehe, it’s what I do best, thank you very much!
Diluc:
You know what I meant
Venti:
Tut tut no need to worry about the details, oh great Master Diluc
Kaeya:
And to think our great Lord Barbatos was but a drunkard in debt
Aether:
Makes me wonder what the other archons are like…
Jean:
Whether or not Venti chooses to act as the anemo archon, it doesn’t devoid the fact that during times of crisis, he was nothing but a big help for us.
Venti:
Jean, you’re my favorite citizen now ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡
Aether:
Paimon’s throwing a fit, please revoke your message or she, and I quote, “Will float all the way to Liyue just to tell Mr. Zhongli how much of a prick the tone-deaf bard is”
Venti:
WAIT PAIMON I JEST
I am a fair archon, I have no favorites
Kaeya:
Unless…
Drinks are on me tonight
Venti:
Oh, Kaeya, have I ever told you how much I appreciate your hard work for Mondstadt :)
Aether:
And here we see a leech, doing leech things
Venti:
As the anemo archon, I hereby ban you from entering the city of Mondstadt
Jean:
I don’t think banning our honorary knight from entering a city he protected would be a good idea. It would also ruin face- a person banned from entering the city of freedom is a contradiction in itself…
Kaeya:
Acting grandmaster scolding our archon- sounds legit
Diluc:
“Legit”
Kaeya:
Don’t even.
Venti:
GASP
GUYS LOOK WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER THESE TOO
🌈❄️💧
Jean:
Oh, one of them looks like a Cryo vision
Isn’t that right, Kaeya?
Kaeya:
I suppose it does
Aether:
🍷
Venti:
THEY HAVE DIFFERENT KINDS
🥂🍷🍺🍸🍾
Diluc:
What the hell is the point of this conversation