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-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 6:17 --
TG: look jake is offlien so i m gonna hit u up instead k
TG: well jane is online too but lets be hnest shes not gunna listen
TG: ur not gonna listen either but t least your nkt gonna tell me im lyin
TG: imm not even that dunk
TG: okay thats a lie
TG: but
TG: i dont alwya lie
TG: like lying like that is a joke because we both no im drinkin
TG: well like me you an jake
TG: but jane
TG: haha jane isnt gonna beliebe the drunk is she
TG: to her im always lyring
TG: about my mom
TG: abotu my dirnk
TG: about the game
TG: about you
TG: about jake
TG: about everythin
TG: i dunno how im meant to lie about all these things even my cceativeness doesnt know how to lie that much
TG: so yeah ur theo nly one whos gonna look liek there listenin
TG: im so serious rite now im not even corercting my spellin because its sort of just pourin out and i dont really wanna reread what im writing
TG: btu sometimes i just wish shed belive me about something
TG: because my mo mreally is just letting me take this alcohol i dont get it anymore at first i thought she was just doin it so id get sick and not touch the stuff again
TG: but she just restocks thr cuboards and moves on with her book in the corner like im sum kind of test cubject
TG: who the fuck does that
TG: i bet she goes thro my logs on writes that in her dumb book to oso she can tell all her freidns st the psycho house about it
TG: why doesnt jane jsut belive me when i say my mom doesnt gieve a fuck
TG: does she think im dlusional like im convincing myself that she doesnt care
TG: because who wants parents sthat dont care
TG: cause i dont
TG: and i no u dont too and thats why u get it
TG: im sorry ur brothers an asshole like im sorry my moms a biiiiiiiiiiiitcccccccchhhhhhhh but wat can we do
TG: y does she belive you strider
TG: hwy is it okay if your bro can treat you like shit but if my mom does it then im tryign to steal the attention from u
TG: or im steeling attenion away from the batterwhich
TG: im tellin you man this game is going to end so badly
TG: were probably gonna end up dead
TG: i dont wanna die
TG: i waana got to schhol and college and go to councelling and then turn my life round and rite books about it and live in some big hosue with someone who doesnt give a shit about my bullshit life and we fall in love like some bullshti movie
TG: but no jane dont believe me about the fact thsi game is goin to fuck us over
TG: i just hav a paranoia problem
TG: more like a drinkin problem but
TG: 2golly lalonde dont overagerate with your problesm"
TG: only with more old peopl words thrown in
TG: and then on top of that i gootta act like i dont give a shit about jake
TG: gotta act like hes just my best bro
TG: stick to the shipping chart and get with u
TG: haha nty we both no how that shit would go down
TG: i mean jaje is the only guy who evr listens to me and he cares
TG: he believes me and he evn starts the conversation first
TG: he doesnt think im some crazy drunkard spouting off bullshit to anyeone who aprraoches me
TG: he even thinks abotu my opinons and gives me alternate ones
TG: and that sjut shows he really did listen
TG: and that im not crazy
TG: bcause im not
TG: okay
TG: i just want jane to listen to me
TG: not play this game
TG: help me
TG: i guess
TG: but tfuck that instead i just have my mothers alcohol to drink
TG: which isnt even hers in teh first place we mite as well stop pretending its hers when every lalonde knwos its mine
TG: okay tldr
TG: fml
TG: im gonna drink until i throw up and maybe my mom will call an ambulance if im lucky
TG: strider if your tehre mybe u could stop bein a dick and actually say somethin now
TG: like
TG: "no dont do that lalonde bcuase someone cares ykno"
TG: like
TG: now
TG: or
TG: now
TG: or
TT: Lalonde I set an auto-timer for when to respond but apparently you're still here sharing your problems with me.
TT: Or what you think is me, because now you know for sure that I am currently unavailable.
TT: I also know that with every ounce of your sobriety that you can muster, you are now screaming douche bag at the screen.
TG: dfskndksnlfasdfnk fucking spodnk njdouchebagkbnoa dsk fuck you
TG: udfck you
TG: fuck you
TG: asshole
TT: It astounds me that in your condition you are still able to work out what keys provide which function.
TT: It also astounds me that you are not dying from alcohol poisoning.
TT: Unless you are and I haven't been brogrammed well enough to recognize that.
TG: fuck youuuuuuuu
TG: sfucking robot
TT: That hurts.
TG: lite fucking hurts omg i hate you soooooo much right now
TG: asshole
TG: assshole
TG: asshiolr
TG: add sholr
TG: affwple
-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] has blocked timaeusTestified [TT] --
Sometimes it's hard to remember if the typos come from when she starts spilling drink or when she stars spilling tears.