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*Emma and Norman talking thinking they are alone*
Ray: Hi.
Norman and Em: HOW DID YOU-
(He's a spider istg)
Don: where's Emma?
*explosion in the distance*
Gilda: found her.
RAY OPOLIGIZED TO ANNA FOR HER HAIR AND SHE JUST SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I love her. (Anna supremacy)
Yuugo: DON'T. TOUCH. ANYTHING.
Alicia and her gremlin siblings: Kay. *picks up teacups*
Yuugo: N O
(Ok context for this I was reading the part of the manga where they were heading to Goldy pond and didn't have to much food- *wheeze*)
Ray: f o o d
Emma: I has single grape.
Ray: F O O D
Emma: I cut grape in half?
Ray: food.
Emma: kay
Emma: *eats half of grape*
Ray: *does the same thing*
Ray: food.
Emma: y e p
Ray: *picks up dirt* food?
Emma: s u r e
Yuugo: Who's your best friend?
Emma: ..... All of them.
Yuugo: if you had to pick ONE
Emma: *Slowly scoots over to Ray* *sigh*
Ray: That was the most accurate thing I have ever seen you do in the 13 years you have been alive :)
Emma: *yeets self on top of Gilda* SIKE LOOLLLL
(I stan these two so hard)
Ray: you are smol
Emma: .... This is weird.
Ray: we are in space and time. Duh
Bill just watching with popcorn: SUCKERS LMAO
(BILL FROM GRAVITY FALLS- ITS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WHEN THEY GOT INTO THE SEVEN WALLS. I-)
Emma: pillow.
Ray: *slowly excepts fate that he will now be this childs pillow for the next 24 hours*
*several hours later*
Ray: Emma.... I have to go to the bathroom.
Emma: pillows dont tALK sHhshhHhShh
Ray: Dude-
Emma: n o
(A smollll group of headcanons if for some reason tpn kids and hxh kids met- ajgejwgee)
Emma: So we fight demons... What about you guys?
Gon: Ants.
Kurapika: Spiders
Killua: I just follow these idiots around.
Ray: *wheeze* s a m e
CHESS TOURNAMENT CHESS TOURNAMENT CHESS TOURNAMENT
KURAPIKA AND NORMAN WOULD DOMINATE. JUST LIKE DOMINATE.
Sleeping would incude these things: Gon and Emma on top of eachother, Ray, Norman, and Killua sleeping in a circle around them. And Kurapika taking photos and eventually finding a sleeping bag.
.... I feel like Norman and Killua would be secretly huge star wars nerds and while everyone wasn't looking had like a breef, coded conversation of favorite characters and opinions on the prequels and would after pretend like it never happened.
(Prom au-)
Emma couldn't pick between the two boys so she picked both.
Alicia and Jemina went together in matching dresses.
PLZ ThOMA AND LANI WOULD WEAR LIKE SPARKLY SUITS. PLZ. THEY WOULD- disco balls. They. Would. Be. Disco. Balls. They would tie themselves up there-
Gilda and Don go together. Plz that would be so wholesome. I feel like they would both be the best dancers. That would be so cuutttee awaahwhhwh.
EMMA WOULD WEAR A SUIT. YES. SHE WOULD. YOU CAN NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. SHE WOULD. She would want to be matching with Ray and Norman. They would expecting her to be in a dress but she came up to them in a blazer "alright lets go :)" AND WOULD NOT QUESTION IT. They would think she looked so pretty. Stahp. That's so cute.
Nat and Anna would go together. I think that they would just be like the watchers of the chaos. Makin sure no one dies. But they would totally have so much fun. OHOH SNACK TABLE. They would be there and Nat would like like be all polite and then they would dance- awawaaaha
Dominic, Christy and Rossi would be dancing like crazy. Like that's all they would do. All night. All the other kids had to drag them to get them to stop. PLZ THEY WOULD MAKE IT A COMPETITION. YES. A FRIENDLY ONE AND THEN IT WOULD GET EVEN MORE AND MORE INTENCE- y e s. Don joined too at some point.
Yvette would probably be reading with Ray some of the night and then eventually get back to the party. Introverts needing breaks. Yes.
YUUGO, LUCAS AND THE GOLDY POND KIDS WOULD BE VANDALIZING SOMETHING. JUST BEING DESTRUCTIVE THERE'S NO ONE TO STOP EM LOLLLL
There wOULD be a kanga line. At some point. Don started it.
I'm sorry but pls imagine Phil and Emma. She would like twirl him and just like wiggle bc they have no idea how to dance. Plz.
Everyone was so hecking pooped by the end. All the older kids would try to hold as many kids as they could without dropping them. Lol.
.....They left Toma and Lani LOLJSGEHSJE
Norman touches where Emma’s ear used to be
Emma:Oh I left it back at the house 🙄✌️
Ray: *tries to off himself for his siblings*
Norman: *cough cough* "dies", gets drugged and commits mass genocide for his siblings*
Emma: *in Gru's voice* ok.... My tuorn.... *gets impaled, sacrifices memory, and chops off her ear for her siblings*
Man the ep Norman came back so many people were crying for different reasons.
Anime people: NORMAN'S ALIVE?!?! Awww 🥺 the hug! *cutely wipes tears* Glad all the kids are back. 😌👍
Manga people: YUUUGOOOOOOOOOOOO *sobs violently on floor* oh hi Norman *wheeze* GOLDY POND? EMMA DEVELOPMENT? GENOCIDE NORMAN? SEVEN WALLS? EVIL BLOOD? PAULPAULPAULPAU- AT LEAST WE STILL GET LAMBDA PEOPLE? BARBARAAA QUEENNNNN why do they all look so weirdly animated...... H m. IT'S FINE. THERE IS STILL HOPE.... *dies*
Emma died. Hm. Got encOURANGMENT from an airpod. GOT UP FROM PURE SPITE. Shot a demon and then died again. I've been thinking about this all day.
Headcanon that Anna carries a little purse full of bandaids and it's really fancy bc the bandaids are in rainbow order. And the kids get to pick them. They almost get excited when they get hurt bc of it. It cheers them right up.
Norman and Emma have clips that they put in Ray's hair when he's reading so he can see better bc of his bangs. He acts like he hates it but it's actually the best part of his day.
Gilda gets a new giraffe plushy for Emma every year for her birthday. She's been doing that since they were 4 years old. Emma dedicated a whole shelf to her collection.
Lani and Thoma sleep as one. Like they are always like attached to each other. In one way of another. Like they are onE
*Emma plays a world wide game of hide and seek ever without knowing it*
Norman: oh my gosh she was the bEST at this game as a kid. No wonder we can't find her.
Ray: Yeah! Remember when somehow she fit into the sink and we didn't see her? Like her whole body was just in the sink. Like she was liquid.
Norman: I- how long is this gonna tAKE
... Imagine characters. Like. Forgetting they have legs. And then reacting to them having legs.
Gon: but. Are they edible? We shall find out.
Emma: WHAT ARE THOSE- I just quoted a vine *wheeze*- NORMAN WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE.
Norman: I KILLED A WHOLE RACE
Ray: arsonist at 12
Emma: *WHEEZE* IDEK
Christy: I got shot in the eYe
Gillian: I give you all stickers. Bop ✨therapy✨(I kin her SJGEWJW)
EMMA LAMBDA AU SO SHE'S SHIPPED- godcomplexemmagodcomplexemmagodcomplexemma-