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lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
1 November 2019
lily-petals
UGH Tonks, my mortal enemy is being a pain again
cryptidmetamorph
fun mortal enemy or The Slimeball?
lily-petals
Fun mortal enemy, Slimeball deserves never to be mentioned again
cryptidmetamorph
valid, what shenanigans has ur fun enemy been pulling?
lily-petals
So, you know my weird eccentric science teacher, right?
cryptidmetamorph
ah yes, the dude who tries to buddy up with students he thinks will someday be successful
lily-petals
That’s the one
So me and mortal enemy are both in his class, and she says we should swap out the ingredients in our science experiments
I would rather not spend the week in detention, so I tell her that’s a stupid idea
We argue about it until I give up and let her be an idiot
It goes wrong, but in an extremely unique way
So unique, in fact, that we will both be having PRIVATE sessions with this weird science teacher every lunchtime for the next week
cryptidmetamorph
damn, she landed u in a double dose of detention?
lily-petals
Oh no, detention makes it sound too bearable
I'm going to be spending an hour every day for the next 2 weeks with just this mad teacher and annoying git
cryptidmetamorph
u may not be the same person on the other side of it all
lily-petals
Hey, I'd like to see you deal with one of Mr Eccentric's private parties
cryptidmetamorph
askjiidsgdrgt his WHAT?
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
2 November 2019
lily-petals
This is somehow worse and far better than I expected it to be
cryptidmetamorph
ooh, r u in the science detensh rn?
lily-petals
Yep
Eccentric Teacher brought out one of those caterpillar cakes from the supermarket and this like... posh tea set
cryptidmetamorph
aedgcgdvgtrb
those cakes are tasty af, tbf
whats mr eccentric got planned 4 u 2?
lily-petals
He wants us to replicate the experiment using a detailed method and recording procedure
cryptidmetamorph
im surprised funemy isnt bored out of her mind
lily-petals
Oh she very much is
It's my main solace in all of this
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
5 November 2019
lily-petals
Did you know Funemy did art??
Because we're slacking off and it turns out she is genuinely talented
cryptidmetamorph
there is literally no way i could possibly have known funemy was good at art
glad that the nickname is catching on tho
lily-petals
She was doodling fireworks bc of bonfire night, but they were in various shapes
They were stunning, honestly
cryptidmetamorph
i fully expect to recieve a pic someday
u could even ask her to draw me smth, if u felt like sucking up particularly
lily-petals
Would I be sucking up to you or her?
cryptidmetamorph
both
2 birds w one drawing, excellent solution rlly
lily-petals
Pffft whatever floats your boat, Tonks
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
22 November 2019
lily-petals
You'll never guess what hair git and her mates are doing
cryptidmetamorph
spreading the festive spitir?
*spirit
lily-petals
it's NOVEMBER
cryptidmetamorph
could be worse
lily-petals
Just why can't they wait one bloody week??
...
Oh god
I'm turning into my sister
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
4 January 2020
cryptidmetamorph
hows ur obnoxious hot gal?
limelilypads
Trust me the obnoxiousness vastly outweighs any hotness
cryptidshapeshifter
oh, my Deepest apologies...
limelilypads
and she's done something new with her stupid hair
cryptidshapeshifter
is it good?
limelilypads
She looks so freaking amazing, I hate it
u see she has this gorgeous hair, long thick and wavy
and normally she has it in a braid or smth, she's always messing with it
but now?
She's started wearing it down, and good god Tonks, the way she runs her hand through it and plays with it while smirking her stupid smile
adrytdvvtgv I hate her sm
cryptidshapeshifter
not to be blunt, but u do remember that ur bisexual, right?
limelilypads
LMAO don't be ridiculous
I don't have a crush on her, of all people
cryptidshapeshifter
whatever u tell ur self
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
14 February 2020
lily-petals
HAIR GIRL DREW ME
It's quite possibly the most gorgeous image of me to ever exist, I can't even comprehend it
cryptidmetamorph
glad 2 hear u had a flattering valentines day
lily-petals
Oh no, it was just a friendly thing, I'm just really flattered
cryptidmetamorph
suuuure
giving ppl a rlly personal gift that probably took them hours on VALENTINES DAY and blushing wildly just screams platonic
lily-petals
A) You are looking into things way too much
B) how did you know she was blushing?
cryptidmetamorph
pls, i can sense her disaster gay vibes from hundreds of miles away
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
30 April 2020
lily-petals
Hey Tonks not saying that I'm caving in to your request for a painting of you done by hair girl but if you had any particular requests or reference material I would sure love to see them
cryptidmetamorph
u r ridiculous, ily
and yes, i have a Very long list
lily-petals
Oh, also hair girl wants you to know her name is Jamie, in the interest of fairness
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
05 May 2020
lily-petals
TONKS HELP
I've just realised
I have a really massive crush on Jamie
cryptidmetamorph
FINALLY
its abt fucking time u admitted it love
lily-petals
I don't know how I didn't see it before
We were just hanging out at break and she had drawn this really funny cartoon of Mr Eccentric
and we were both laughing our asses off and then I looked at her and it just hit me
I'm head over heels for her
cryptidmetamorph
awww
thats so fucking cute
lily-petals
What do I do??
cryptidmetamorph
u tell her??
i thought that was obvious
as i keep saying, she definitely likes u back
lily-petals
I really don't think she does, the way she acts doesn't seem romancey to me
cryptidmetamorph
have u considered that ur just oblivious?
lily-petals
Tonks, I'm not THAT bad
cryptidmetamorph
suuure u r
hey ik that im not gonna convince u so im just hoping that i someday get to proclaim 'I TOLD YOU SO!!'
lily-petals
Only in dreamland
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
19 November 2020
lily-petals
Jamie and the idiots have begun the yearly festive chaos
cryptidmetamorph
wow, it's even earlier than last year
lily-petals
Ah but they've outdone themselves
This year they have Costumes
cryptidmetamorph
adrdtrftgtfvn
i dream of having their confidence
lily-petals
Jamie's got fucking deer antlers on, the dumbass
cryptidmetamorph
pffft she attempting to be the next red nosed reindeer?
lily-petals
She claims to be Dancer, because she has 'grace and poise'
cryptidmetamorph
shame, i thought with the overdrama and loving the spotlight rudolph'd be a perfect fit
lily-petals
agygfbtyfbty 😂
update: she is deeply offended by ur statement
her mates say u have it dead right tho
cryptidmetamorph
high praise from a group of ppl probably dressed up as elves n shit
lily-petals
You make a very good point
lily-petals + cryptidmetamorph
27 February 2021
lily-petals
I've decided
I'm tired of endlessly pining after this beautiful woman
Even though she doesn't like me back, I'm telling her how I feel, for my own sanity.
cryptidmetamorph
yay!!!!
(tho she definitely does like u back)
lily-petals
I'm off to get a good night's rest before the Anxiety, wish me luck!
cryptidmetamorph
good luck!
u got this sweetie!! 💕
i cant wait to hear how it went 💖
lily-petals
💗
28 February 2021
lily-petals
So... I talked with Jamie
cryptidmetamorph
and???
howd it go??
lily-petals
She also has a massive ass crush
cryptidmetamorph
im so sorry for what im abt to do
lily-petals
???
cryptidmetamorph
🥳🎉🎊🎇🥂
I TOLD YOU SO
im so happy for u dumbasses
lily-petals
Thank you 😊
For listening to my rambling, and everything
cryptidmetamorph
just doing my duty as ur best friend and confidante ;) <3
i expect to hear the full details of your love confessione
and further romantic misadventures
lily-petals
Oh, with our idiocy, I'm pretty sure there'll be plenty more of those