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From Captain Jack ([email protected])
To: Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Subject - Glove research
Hi Handsome
Keep an eye on crimnet for murder victims
Tosh is busy with reformatting the schematics and recalibration
Jack
Captain Jack Harkness
DIRECTOR, Torchwood three, Wales
From Ianto Jones ([email protected])
To: Captain Jack Harkness
Subject re Glove research
Will do SIR, (the way most people address their colleagues)
While we’re on the subject of Glove research who do I chase for the costings you or suzie?
Of course I could leave it to you to deal with explaining the our overspend but I’m not sure that went well last time!
Ianto
Ianto Jones
Tourist support officer,
mermaid quay office
VisitWales.co.uk
Welsh Tourism Board
(Ps this is my Welsh Tourism Board account sir, possiably not the best place to ask me Torchwood requests)
From Ianto jones ([email protected])
To captain Jack ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Subject: Murder Victim
Stabbing victim city centre male IC1
I’ve informed Temple he will tell his officers to stand back when you arrive. Please note Jack that after the last time it me paying 5 years of parking fines before you’d even committed the offence so please try to not piss him off.
Ianto
Ianto Jones General support officer Torchwood three, Wales
From: Owen Harper
To: Captain Jack ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Subject: RE: murder victim
Can we please not waste 20 minutes with the victim screaming for an ambulance?
Owen
Doctor Owen Harper
Medical officer Torchwood three
From Suzie Costello ([email protected])
To: Captain Jack ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Re Glove research
We could tell him he’s dead?
Suzie
Suzie Costello
Chief engineering Research officer
Deputy director Torchwood three
From Captain Jack
To: Suzie Costello ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Re glove research
Stop wasting time!
Ianto- it’s going a long night I think it was suzie pick for dinner could you order from that Indian you recommended last time
Jack
Captain Jack Harkness
DIRECTOR, Torchwood three, Wales
From Captain Jack
To: Suzie Costello ([email protected]) national
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Subject Case clean up
The John tucker case is now back in the incompant hands of Temple and his minions.
However, we were seen. A Female PC try and trace her.
Owen I may need you to prepare some retcon.
Suzie is there any way of extending the time we have with victims
Jack
Captain Jack Harkness
DIRECTOR, Torchwood three, Wales
—————From ianto jones
Text message ———
Weevil sighting at St Helens hospital
From ianto jones
Captain Jack ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected])
Re case clear up
So we have a problem Police Constable Gwen Cooper has been requesting searches for both Captain Jack Harkness and the number plate of the SUV. Both will lead no where but she’s asking questions.
How on earth were you seen Jack? You didn’t try and suduce her did you?!
Ianto
Ianto Jones General support officer Torchwood three, Wales
From Jack Harkness
To
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Suzie Costello (suzanne.Costello@torchwoodthree.co.uk) Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Re case clean up
I have some more clean up work
A weevil attacked a Porter at St Helens.
Owen - body recovery
Tosh- work your magic on the back Rotas
The attack however was witnessed by who I presume is PC Gwen Cooper.
Ianto monitor her communications
Owen I need my receipe of Retcon mixed
Jack
Captain Jack Harkness
DIRECTOR, Torchwood three, Wales
From toshiko sato,
To Owen Harper ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected]) Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Jack harkness (jack.Harkne[email protected])
Subject CCTV pc Gwen Cooper
Pc cooper has been walking around for an hour and half now. She’s also asked pizza papas wether your a customer jack, however it appears Torchwood are regulars
I think we’re expecting pizza delivery in 30 minutes.
Tosh
Toshiko Sato
Technology and data analyst Torchwood three, Wales
From Jack Harkness
To
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected]) Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Subject re CCTV PC COOPER
Leave what your working on, suzie you have my permission to wheld (ianto it’s a one off all)
Tosh bring your most complicated data Owen same bring up Weevil DNA research
Ianto I’m apparently expecting pizza sorry.
Who the hell orders pizza for Torchwood.
Jack
Captain Jack Harkness
DIRECTOR, Torchwood three, Wales
From suzie Costello
o: Captain Jack ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Show time
Even less than 0.2 seconds thanks you to the giggling teenagers
Nice time letting Myfanwy out Ianto
Suzie
Suzie Costello
Chief engineering Research officer
Deputy director Torchwood three
From toshiko sato,
To Owen Harper ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected]) Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Jack harkness ([email protected])
It was owens fault! He thinks it was ridiculous
But then if HE hadn’t ordered pizza in the name of Torchwood Gwen wouldn’t have found us. Who thinks ianto should only make him that de caf instant
Tosh
Toshiko Sato
Technology and data analyst Torchwood three, Wales
From: Owen Harper
To: Captain Jack ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Yes ok I’m a twat but come on that was ridiculous even jack didn’t take it seriously.
But don’t be a twat ianto or I will send you in to the meeting with Chandler and Bell!
OWen
Doctor Owen Harper
Medical officer Torchwood three
From ianto jones
Captain Jack ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper (Owen.Harper@torchwoodthree.co.uk)
Suzie Costello ([email protected])
Luckily for you Owen, I will not allow that fake coffee within 12 miles of Cardiff.
ordering pizza is literally my job! Stop ordering in the name of Torchwood Twat!
Ianto
Ianto Jones General support officer Torchwood three, Wales
From Jack Harkness
To
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected]) Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Subject CASE TW2008-00307 Pc Gwen Cooper
Thank you for your co operation last night
Although acting skills could do with some improving.
Also ianto a good boss compliments their employees. This is not considered harressment
I had a very enjoyable night chatting to miss Cooper, it’s kind of tragic she won’t remember it or me.
(And yes we just talked) retcon was successfully administered
It’s a shame really, she’s almost what we need, she has ideas of liaising with the police, she’s keen. She’d be a good team member.
If you could CCTV And our interactions with delightful miss Cooper be filed and archived and on my desk by this evening so I can sign it off.
Jack
Captain Jack Harkness
DIRECTOR, Torchwood three, Wales
From ianto jones
Captain Jack ([email protected])
Toshiko Sato (Toshiko.Sato@torchwoodthree.co.uk)
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Suzie Costello ([email protected]
CASE TW2008-00307 Pc Gwen Cooper UPDATE
Although I’m loathe to contradict the great and masterful Captain
I was forced to intercept miss Cooper’s home computer last night she was detirmed to remember who we were.
Of course I deleted the file.
No need to thank me!
Ianto
Ianto Jones General support officer Torchwood three, Wales
From Suzie Costello ([email protected])
To: Captain Jack ([email protected])
Subject: I’m sorry Jack
Consider this my resignation.
As you will see from the CCTV attached miss Cooper is still around the plazz
You should have listened to Miss Cooper, and laised with the police. I have attached the police file including a artists impression of the weapon.
I’m sure you will recoignise it.
You said she was good!
By the time you read this I’ll be gone.
I’m sorry. I loved this job.
Goodbye
Suzie
From Jack Harkness
To
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected])
Suzie Costello
For archives (ianto)
I am officially placing on record my sadness at the sudden death of Suzie Costello
She was an important and valued part the team and will be greatly missed
She has been laid to rest in our vaults.
The glove and knife have been securely achieved.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for your work under difficult circumstances this morning and if anyone feels they need to talk following suzie’s death.
Jack
Captain Jack Harkness
DIRECTOR, Torchwood three, Wales
From Jack Harkness
To
Toshiko Sato ([email protected])
Owen Harper ([email protected])
Ianto Jones ([email protected]To tGwen Cooper ([email protected]
Objects deposited by the rift
Dear All
It seems that a reminder is needed that nothing that is salvaged from the rift is NOT to be REMOVED from Hub without MY EXPRESS PERMISION
also, please can we welcome former PC Gwen Cooper to the team who will be joining the team.
Captain Jack
To Gwen Cooper
Cc jack Harkness
From Owen Harper
Welcome newbie (is that good enough jack?)