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one day fugo was layin a brick in da bafroom. “PBBFBFBBBBBBFFFFBBFBFBBSBSSSBBFBFFBTTT.” his asshole said. “never eating taco bell again...” he sighed as he shitted intensely. then many momebts later, he layed a brick, not a figurative brick, an actual brick. y’know, the kind of brick u build stuff with. “i’ve never shat so hard in my entire life.” fugo admitted and wiped and flushed the toilet. “born to shit, forced to wipe.” he cried. howebrr the toilet did not want to flush the brick. the power of the brick was too much!! the toilet woild not take it. seveavral tries later,.... “FINALLY!!!” fugo exclaimed as the brick finally went down the toilet void. AND THE N IT FUCKIGN EXPLODED!1!1!!!!. “BOOOOM.” the toilet exploded and fugo fuckign dide.
“FUGO WHAT IN TARNATION- HOLY SHIT!!!! THE TOILET FUCKING EXPLODED!! THERE’S PISS AND SHIT AND TOILET WATER EVERYWHERE!!!!!!1!!1!1 and a brick...” bucci mommy said examining the crim scene. bruno loooked @ fugo who was unconshis on the floor after bwing hit in the head with his own brick thay was shot out of the toilet void at 69 mph. haha funyn sex mimber ahahHhHahhaah sex SEX hHHAHAHAHA FUNYEY SEX HSEX !>>bhbhahhhhafkgk
bucciarati soghed and wrote a note to fugo adn left a card on top of it so fugo wood see it when he wakes up. bruno walked oit of the nearly decimated bathroom and was greeted by nawancia. “what happened in there?” he asked. “an atomic bomb went off.” bruno said not making eye contact woth the boy. he peeked in and saw the most disgusting mess ever. naranica cried and ran away.
a few days later,
fugo finally woke up from his nap and saw the note bruno had left him. “go buy a new fucking toilet you massive shit head.” it said. brno u also left a lowe’s gift card there wirh it. fugo sighed wnd picked the stiff up and walekd out of the bathroom.
”what the hell happened to you?” mista asked figo. “hell...” he said weakly. “fugo what’s you’re problem man!!!1! we’ve been having to use giorno’s mouth as the toilet for the past few days!!!!” abbacchio yelled angrily. “that’s only been you.” mista added. “i’m going to get another toilet. bucciarsti hgave me a lowe’s gift card so im fonna go buy one now.” fugo said. mista looked shocked at whay fugp said. insert glass breaking sound effect here. “FUGO.” he syarted. he got up and pit his hand on his dorrty shoulder. “DON’T GO TO LOWE’S.” mista said seriousky. “why not? it’s the closest hardware store thingt ans bruno fgave me a foft csrd fornit!!!” fugo assid. “FUFO LISTEN TO EM. LOWES IS BAD LUCK. DON’T GO TO LOWERS.” HE SAID. “eveurtjime u say something is bad luck it’s not.” gugo said. “FINE FUGO. BE LIKE THAT. I’m WRNIGNG YOU!!2!!2!!11!!” he warned. fugo waant taking any of it.
mahy minutes layer, he wrrievaed at lowes and took a deep whiff of hardware store smell. “mmmm m m mmmyu mmmy hardware store smel...,,,.,,.,,” he sayed and wentto the toilet section. “wow ther are a lot of toielts to choose form.” he said lookeing a the wonderufl variedty of toilets lowes had. he spent 44 minutes looking at toulets and then he found the one. he looked st it in thebeyes. “hello AquaSource Henshaw White WaterSense Elongated Chair Height 2-Piece Toilet 12-in Rough-In Size (ADA Compliant). how are you today?” fugo said seductibely. the toilet dod now respond.
”i’m gonna buy you, AquaSource Henshaw White WaterSense Elongated Chair Height 2-Piece Toilet 12-in Rough-In Size (ADA Compliant).” fugo said with a smile. it did not reaponsd afain. fhen fugo bought the toilet fo the check out counter snd bought it with the lowe’s gidt card.
he then went home withr he new toiyelr. “HI HONEY IM NOME.” he said to beuno. “just install the fucking toilet man.” behno said annoyed because he needs to lay a brick.
fugo wwnt to the remains of the bathrooma dn c started 2 install the toiyelt. “ok lets see here.” he said lookign at da instructchins. “ummm i dont knwow wat any odf this meanss.....,.?.,...,???” he sayed condusedly. so he jsut screwed kt into the floor or whatever and made it bruno’s peobkem. fugo didn’t care. he’d be using backyard instead of the toilet anyways. fugo left and took a nap.
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”HOLY FUKCING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” yelled the angry mom friend. “uh oh. that didn’t sound good.” fufgp thought and went back 2 sleep. “wait... why do i hear boss music?” he asked himself. many seconds later his question was answered when bruno barged into his room, covered in blood and toilet water. “PANNACOTTA FUGO.” he yelled. fugo tried to pretend he was sleeping, but his poor attempt failed. “h-hi bucciarati..?” he said nervously. “FUGO LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE.” yeled bruno who had been attacked by another toilet. “what.” he asked obliviously on purpose. “I GAVE YOU ONE CHANSE TO FIX THE GODDAMN TOILET AND YOU FUCK IT UP!! THAT WAS MY LAST LOWE’S GIft caRD ABABCCJO GOT ME FOR MY LAST BORTHDAY AND YOU GO AND SPEND IT ON A PIEVE OF SHIT THAT BREAKS ATS SOON AS YOU LAY A BRICK INNIT?!?!?!” bruno yelled angirky. fugo looked lost, on purpose.
“TAHT’S IT. COME WITH ME MISTER.” bUCCI YELLED AND DRAGGED FUOG OUTSIDE TBE HOUSE AND DROPPED HIM IN THE BACKYARD. “YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THIS HOUse uNTIL YOU FIX THE FUCKIN TOILET.” BRUNO YELLED LOUDLY AND SLAMMED THE DOOR ON FUGK WHO NOW LIVED IN THE BACKYARD. then he saw mist peeer into the window with a surprised/bored expression.
“see fugo, i told you lowe’s was bad luck.”
the end