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From: [email protected]
Subject: thank you
The elixir that you brought for Tony was a miracle. I couldn’t thank you enough. Suppose you could help me figure out its cocktail?
From: [email protected]
Subject: DEMON CAT
Danvers cat ate half of the comm tech can you please kindly tell her to FUCKING CONTAMINATION CAGE IT
From: [email protected]
Subject: The cat
Can you please tell Danvers to keep her cat on a leash? It ate part of the Benatar and the raccoon. We’re still trying to get it spit him out. We’ll keep you updated.
From: [email protected]
Subject: my cat
Everything’s fine. We got furface back.