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Class 1-A Chat
Iida Tenya added Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Todoroki Shoto, and 17 more.
Iida: Welcome Class 1-A!
Iida: This chat is for us to have easy communication for planning study groups and Friday events, and to keep in touch and constantly have a buddy system!
Kaminari: >:))))
Yaoyorozu: idk if this was a good idea
Sero: def a good idea
Sero: way to go class rep!
Iida: this is not for memes and fooling around!
Kaminari Denki changed Iida Tenya ’s name to class rep
class rep: kaminari no
Kaminari: kaminari yes
Midoriya: oh nice a group chat :D
Mina: i would Die for you
Midoriya: aww pls dont
Kaminari Denki changed Midoriya Izuku ’s name to baby
baby: ,,,what
Kaminari: u r baby
Mina: ur baby midoriya
class rep: I see why Momo didn’t advise this
Yaoyorozu: :/
Mina Ashido changed Yaoyorozu Momo ’s name to Mom-o
Mom-o: valid
Mina: uwu
Bakugo: did you just fucking uwu
Bakugo: did you actually fucking uwu
baby: uwu
Mina: uwu
Kaminari: uwu
Sero: uwu
Kirishima: uwu
Bakugo: ill kill all of you with a fucking spoon
Kirishima: bro thats not v manly
Kaminari Denki changed Bakugo Katsuki ’s name to Serial Killer
Serial Killer: …
Sero: does kaminari have death wish???
Sero: does have??????
Serial Killer: why arent you running
baby: kacchan dont be mean!
Todoroki: impossible
baby: shoto D:
Mina: todoroki you made the baby upset!!!
Uraraka: how dare
Kaminari: yeah dw im fine
Sero: not our fault ur a dumbass denks
Kaminari: fine then
Kaminari: guess who isnt using my playstation later hanta
Sero: im sorry pls dont mess the world up
Kaminari: im upset not a monster smh
Mina: we gonna brush past that gayness or…?
Uraraka: oh no that was def gay
Kaminari: were bros yall just cant handle the neutron style
Sero: ^^^
Mina Ashido changed Kaminari Denki ’s name to pining gay 1
Mina Ashido changed Sero Hanta ’s name to pining gay 2
Mina: :)
pining gay 1: mina no
pining gay 2: oof
Mom-o: if they wanna stay closeted let them mina
Mom-o changed pining gay 1 ’s name to suffler
suffler: ONE TIME MOMO ONE TIME
pining gay 2: suffler?
Mom-o: tried typing sunflower but was, uh, ‘mentally impaired’
suffler: ill fry ur phone i stg
pining gay 2: kaminari denki is a suffler pass it on
Mina: image.png
pining gay 2: i-
suffler: midoribro has been awfully quiet tho
baby: so is kacchan uwu
suffler: oh no midoriya killed bakubro
Serial Killer: in your dreams you leach fuck off
Kirishima: never
Kirishima: never
Kirishima: make midoriya mad
baby: i wasnt even mad though?? just upset???
pining gay 2: bro you traumatized the rock
pining gay 2 changed Kirishima Ejiro ’s name to the rock
the rock: is this why bakugo is always screaming from fear of midoriya
Serial Killer: insult me like that again shitty hair and you wont be getting breakfast tomorrow
the rock: IM SORRY PLS DONT
baby: but im not scary im just me
Todoroki: ‘just me’ also broke both his arms just to prove a point
baby: and it worked!
the rock: image1.png
Serial Killer: its just fucking deku calm your tits
the rock: bro he snapped his arms like daily
the rock: he could kill us all
baby: i mean,,,, yes,
baby: but you guys are my friends and i only hurt villains :D
Uraraka: deku ur a bit intense
baby: am i?
the rock: [fear]
Serial Killer: stfu im going to bed
the rock: bro turn off notifs
Serial Killer: fuck that
baby: hes scared hell miss something important
Serial Killer: SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD
baby: am i wrong
suffler: why did bakugo get up with the im-going-to-commit-felonies look
suffler: midoriya ur boned
the rock: no send prayers for katsuki
Mina: 👀 👀 👀
the rock: bakubro*****
the rock: send prayers for bakubro******
Mina: does the rock is gay
suffler: DOES IS?
pining gay 2: rumor come out
the rock: yall like family to me
the rock: but i wont hesitate bitch
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the rock: has anyone heard from bakugo or midoriya are they okay
Mina: oh shit
suffler: oof
Shinso: why
the rock: bakubro was gonna explodokill midoriya but midor could probs kill him and we dont know what happened
Shinso: money on midoriya
suffler: i got money on bakubro tho
Mina: i have 20 on a tie
baby: why are you- oh
suffler: HES ALIVE
suffler: ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
baby: kacchan was just tired and grumpy so i made him go to sleep :)
the rock: ,,,,,, how did he go to sleep
baby: :)
suffler: uh-
Mina: baby why are you terrifying
baby: im not!
Shinso: answer the question midoriya
baby: which one?
Shinso: the first one
baby: safetly
suffler: midoriya bro dude fam
suffler: specifically?
baby: wheres the fun in telling
the rock: dont cross midoriya hell kill you and the body wont be found
baby: but only villains kill people! i would never!
baby: but villains are an exception. They wont be missed :)
suffler: holy shit dude
Todoroki: why does midoriya have his evil genius face on
baby: i dont have an evil genius face!!!
Todoroki: you do
the rock: you get this creepy baby-eating smile
Mina: and ur eyes start to glow a bit
suffler: im glad ur not a villain bro wed be fucked
baby: h-
Mina: more importantly todoroki and midoriya are in the same room???
suffler: idk man seems kinda gay to me
pining gay 2: you have No Right
class rep: ATTENTION! Please set down your phone for the night! It is approaching ten P.M. and we have class starting in nine hours! Seeing as you need at least one hour of preparation for schooling, it is advised you all be asleep within the hour! If you need sleep aids please contact Recovery Girl!
Mom-o: we really should head to bed soon guys
Mom-o: aizawa hinted at a pop quiz tmr
suffler: image2.png
