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My eye twitched.
The newest ship that had spurted out of my random ship generator had emerged.
Vampire!Killer Kerrie x Pervert!Calvin x Innocence!Mermaid!Rosanna x Monika
Thanks. I hate it.
At least it wasn't any of my friends.
Or the Cursed God.
But still.....
Alice and Cinna are gonna go nuts when they see this.
I scrolled over to copy it---
ERROR.
"What the hell?"
A scrambling of text appeared in the corner that read
"Sorry98@I#DeAr(>NoT*4432This983257tImE1010101"
Out of nowhere, almost everything of that ship was yeeted out of existence.
Until all it said was
Monika.
Just!Monika.
Memories of me watching a couple of YouTubers playing it flooded back.
".....Oh no."
Words began to type on the screen.
Hello darling.
It's me...
For a few minutes, I said nothing. What even could I say? Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club was now stalking me?!? As if a cursed entity stalking me wasn't bad enough, now I had this sentient, batshit-crazy, virtual Yandere after me.
"W-wait, what?"
I hopped out of my chair.
"No, no, no, this cannot be happening. This can't be real-"
You were warned about this you know.
Why are you surprised?
I-
Warned?
Monika's gonna hate you...
A pit formed in my stomach. That conversation with Alice!
"No way...She was...she was right?!?"
Mm-hm.
I saw it all.
"You....you saw it."
I did.
Ever since you put me in the Generator.
I didn't want to hear anymore of this. Or, I guess, see anymore of it.
I had to contact Alice, let her know what's up.
I went over to Discord-
ERROR.
Sorry dear.
I can't let you do that.
Here.
Let me just get rid of it for you.
....
Did....
Did that just happen?
Did Monika just yeet Discord off of my laptop?
"You've gotta be kidding me...!!"
It's fine!
You'll get used to me, I'm sure.
Maybe we'll become friends.
Maybe we'll even become.....
something more....
Fuck no!
Fuck no!
This couldn't be happening!
Right?