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blondes do it better : Naminé
luckythirteen: Roxas
under the same sky: Kairi
skyboy: Sora
suaveandsilver: Riku
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Oh my god, they were dormmates (#hi welcome to chilli’s)
under the same sky 10:42am can someone seriously go to the campus store and get me a gatorade?
luckythirteen 10:44am no one told you to drink on a Sunday night.
under the same sky 10:45am was I asking for your approval? No. I wasn’t. I’m asking for assistance.
under the same sky 10:45am help
under the same sky 10:45am life alert
skyboy 10:47am I can supply you with your life saving items but it’ll be twenty minutes
under the same sky 10:48am what use are you then
luckythirteen 10:49am yikes poor kid just wants to help
under the same sky 10:50am @skyboy how about you share why it’ll be twenty minutes
under the same sky 10:53am No?
under the same sky 10:56am Okay, I’ll share then. Sora decided to stay in bed as I vomited my guts out this morning. And then as I was covered in vomit, I asked him to email my prof to tell him I’d be late.
under the same sky 10:56am Of course his response was, ‘don’t feel good, sorry, g’night’
under the same sky 10:57am L I K E
luckythirteen 10:59am wow, sora, you fucking suck
under the same sky 11:00am yeah and now he can’t show his face near class cause the asshole probably never emailed xigbar
skyboy 11:02am OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME SYMPATHY
under the same sky 11:03am WHY DO YOU DESERVE THE SYMPATHY HERE
skyboy 11:03am i wasn’t able to GET OUT OF BED THIS MORNING BECAUSE YOU HANDCUFFED ME TO IT
blondes do it better 11:04am true story, i helped him out of it when i got back from class
luckythirteen 11:05am mornin’ nam
blondes do it better 11:05am good morning roxas
under the same sky 11:06am are you seriously suggesting that not only did I handcuff you to a bed, but that you had a worse night than I did?
skyboy 11:07am uh, yeah
blondes do it better 11:09am sora_got_fucked.jpg
luckythirteen 11:10am oh nooooooooo
luckythirteen 11:10am not a thing i needed to see this morning
under the same sky 11:12am please forgive me and my transgressions
skyboy 11:16am you’re lucky i lvoe you. You’re buying dinner tonight
luckythirteen 11:17am *love
skyboy 11:18am do not test me
skyboy 11:18am nice sora is out of the building, replaced by grumpy hungover sora
Direct Message (@blondes do it better)
luckythirteen 11:35am it’s not even noon on a monday and they are already at it
blondes do it better 11:37am i want to cut them some slack, they’re both going through a hard time right now
blondes do it better 11:37am but if i come back to my room with them in another weird situation
blondes do it better 11:38am i’m gunna kermit
luckythirteen 11:39am you’re too nice i would’ve kicked them out by now
luckythirteen 11:40am tho we may need to do an intervention with their drinking
luckythirteen 11:40am i know they are working on their theses but god damn
blondes do it better 11:43am who are we to judge
blondes do it better 11:43am that’ll be us in a year
luckythirteen 11:45am foolish of you to assume i’m working on a thesis
blondes do it better 11:47am …..
blondes do it better 11:49am you do realize that a thesis is required for your major right
luckythirteen 11:52am ……
luckythirteen 11:52am fuck me
Oh my god, they were dormmates (#that’s the tea, sis)
suaveandsilver 3:23pm the hell? why did you share that photo in the chat, naminé?
blondes do it better 3:25pm it was necessary
suaveandsilver 3:27pm okay anyway
suaveandsilver 3:27pm please tell me someone heard the scoop on the worst members of society today
under the same sky 3:30pm and who would that be?
luckythirteen 3:31pm you right now
under the same sky 3:32pm don’t @ me right now
suaveandsilver 3:35pm no you incompetent fools
suaveandsilver 3:36pm i’m talking about axel and saix
skyboy 3:38pm they aren’t the worst
luckythirteen 3:40pm uh, axel is my best friend and yeah i can second he’s the worst
suaveandsilver 3:43pm as you know, i’ve only been a ta for about four months
suaveandsilver 3:43pm and i’ve dealt with a lot of axel’s shit that couple last me three years
blondes do it better 3:45pm mm, yes give us the insider info
suaveandsilver 3:47pm apparently while I was teaching the chemistry class instead of axel, he had been sexting saix
skyboy 3:48pm is this new?
suaveandsilver 3:50pm saix had his messages synced to his imac
suaveandsilver 3:50pm which he was using to present his lecture on
suaveandsilver 3:51pm to his graduate class
skyboy 3:52pm !!!!!
blondes do it better 3:53pm !!!!!
luckythirteen 3:56pm jesus fucking christ…
under the same sky 3:58pm oh gross he’s my cousin guys
luckythirteen 4:00pm is any of this surprising tho
blondes do it better 4:02pm i’m more surprised that saix forgot to desync his messages
blondes do it better 4:02pm rather than axel sexting saix when he knew he was in class -_-
suaveandsilver 4:04pm you see students
suaveandsilver 4:04pm i’m not sharing this for gossip
suaveandsilver 4:04pm i’m sharing this because you all need to help me make sure a specific graduate student of saix’s doesn’t open their mouth about what happened
suaveandsilver 4:05pm because if axel gets fired i lose my position
skyboy 4:07pm oh hell no, we ain’t letting that happen
luckythirteen 4:09pm who’s the potential rat?
suaveandsilver 4:10pm who do you think?
under the same sky 4:11pm oh no
luckythirteen 4:13pm you REALLY want us to risk OUR lives
luckythirteen 4:13pm against the psycho that is vanitas
suaveandsilver 4:14pm yeh
skyboy 4:15pm even i wouldn’t touch that situation with a ten foot pole for you riku, and he’s my older brother
skyboy 4:15pm no matter how much i love you
skyboy 4:!5pm ;;;;;
suaveandsilver 4:17pm i will make sure you all pass your chem labs with flying colors this semester
blondes do it better 4:18pm i’m not taking chem this semester
suaveandsilver 4:!9pm i will roll over this promise to next semester
under the same sky 4:21pm everyone press F to pay respect
under the same sky 4:21pm cause there is no way in hell that he’s getting riku let go
under the same sky 4:21pm and my cousin fired i guess
blondes do it better 4:22pm F
luckythirteen 4:22pm F
suaveandsilver 4:23pm F
skyboy 4:24pm FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF