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Part 2 of Blood of Love (Fan Poems)
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Published:
2008-09-16
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225
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1/1
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4
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I Am The Plague (A Musical Tribute to the Black Death)

Summary:

I am the plague.

Notes:

Sung to the tune of "I Pulled My Groin" by the Arrogant Worms.

Work Text:

I am the plague.
I am the plague.
I cause boils everywhere
Underneath your underwear
I am the plague,
I am the plague.

I am the plague.
I am the plague.
Your boils are jet black
And if you squirt then I'll fight back
I am the plague,
I am the plague.

I am the plague.
I am the plague.
You can no longer breathe
And it's worse than decayed teeth
I am the plague,
I am the plague.

I am the plague.
I am the plague.
Though the doctors wear a mask
Hey it sure won't end my task
I am the plague,
I am the plague.

I am the plague.
I am the plague.
Filth and fleas are my best friends
I stay with rats until the end
I am the plague,
I am the plague.

I am the plague.
I am the plague.
I am the meanest thing around
And I will chase you out of town
I am the plague,
I am the plague.

I am the plague
I am the plague
I once killed million three three
'Twas half of Europe hee hee hee
I am the plague,
I am the plague.

I am the plague.
I am the plague.
Name's Yersinia you see,
Just add a pestis and that's me!
I am the plaaaa--aaaaa-aaague!
I AM THE PLAGUE!

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