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Dark
Dark would understand, and agree. Children have both they’re ups and they’re downs. Why would you guys waste your time with such things? Hell, he’ll even order your birth control for you if you want.
If anyone said anything bad in front of him? Anti gets a duffle bag full of cash, and an address of the crazy bish who dared bother you.
Wilford
When you tell him, he literally smiles and says, “okay, Hosea-“ ... alrighty then.
When someone is rude to you about it? Nothing a shooty shooty can’t fix c:
Google
Googs are 100% on board with this idea. So much so that they show you a spread sheet of a estimated cost children, and if that isn’t enough to put fear into anyone, I don’t know what is.
Someone mean to you? Mock you? He tells them to shut up, it’s your life. Later when he’s in the privacy of his own room (his computer room) they gather another google and release all of the ladies dirty laundry to everyone on her face book list c:
Host
Hosty with the mosty has taken this in consideration before... perhaps you’re right and it is a better idea not. Of course he’ll babysit for you’re friends though, he understands why the two of you would rather not...
Whoever decided to be rude to you, is the next person he’s speaking about on his show... what do you know, next thing you hear, they’ve gone nuts!