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Step one:
Get struck by a sudden sense of existential dread and immense loneliness, and realize you don't want to spend the rest of your life alone.
"What am I even doing with my life?"
Step two:
Make a suitable container in your preferred boyfriend material.
"I like my boyfriends how I like my blankets: Soft and warm and convenient to drape around me when I want to snuggle."
Step three:
Add water and lots of love, then hang to dry. Make sure the container gets enough sunlight for optimal growth.
*Humming*
Step four:
Take well earned nap while you wait for your boyfriend to grow.
"Zzzzzz"