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Chimchim
Taehyung
Taetae
What's wrong jiminie
Chimchim
I met a guy today
He spilled coffee on me and swore at me
I wanted to cry
Taetae
!!!!!!!!
What an asshole
Do I need jungkook to beat him up?
Was he hot
Chimchim
Tae!
Be serious!
Taetae
I am being serious!
You clearly have something more to say than "some dick spilled coffee on me and swore at me"
Chimchim
I didn't call him a dick
Taetae
You implied it
Chimchim
I did not!
Taetae
You're not answering the question jiminie!
Was he hot?
Chimchim
…
I'm not answering that
Taetae
So he was hot
Chimchim
No comment
Taetae
How hot?
Chimchim
No comment.
Taetae
Hotter than kookie?
Chimchim
Hotter than -
Tae jungkook isn't what I would classify as hot
Cute maybe
Definitely not hot
Taetae
Ok true
Idk I just used his name cos he was the first person I could think of
But hobi hyung thinks he is hot
So eh
Chimchim
That's different
Hoseokie hyung is dating jungkook
And so are you so your opinion is biased
Taetae
Yea yea don't think I don't know what you're doing
Chimchim
I'm not doing anything
Taetae
You're diverting the topic
From your hot customer
Chimchim
He isn't my customer
Taetae
So
He isn’t your customer
But he is hot
Chimchim
…
Taetae
Which was hotter
The customer or the coffee
Or your face when you realised you have a big gay crush on him
Chimchim
TAE
I'm blocking you
Taetae
You won't
(message not sent)
Jimin?
(message not sent)
YOU BITCH
(message not sent)
Be prepared when you come back to the dorm
(message not sent)
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Chimchim
He was very hot
Taetae
AHA I KNEW IT
You thristy hoe
~
Maknae brat
There's a customer looking for you
Busan's first born
What
Don’t joke bithc
Maknae Brat
Im not joking!
Busan's first born
For me?
Are you sure?
Did they give my name?
Maknae brat
No
But they asked for someone with orange hair
Who else could it be
Busan's first born
Who is it
Maknae brat
You
Busan's first born
I meant the customer
Maknae brat
Oh
Idk
Busan's first born
…
Youre so helpful
Maknae brat
I know right
I accept thanks in food and cash
Treat me to dinner :D
Busan's first born
JUNGKOOK
Maknae brat
He said he wants to apologise
Did you fight with someone again jimin
Busan's first born
What do you mean "again"
Also it's jimin-hyung to you
Maknae brat
You fight me all the time
Busan's first born
Because you're rude and disrespectful
Maknae brat
I am not!
Busan's first born
You called me short!
Maknae brat
I'm just pointing out facts!
Busan's first born
Do you want me to beat you
Maknae brat
Id like to see you try
You cant even reach my neck
Busan's first born
Sleep with one eye open tonight
Maknae brat
Anyway
What do I tell the customer
Omg hyung what if he's a stalker
Busan's first born
I cant believe stupid people like you exist
Maknae brat
Im throwing him out omfg
Hyung why didn’t you tell us you have a stlaker
Im telling tae to tell jin hyung
Jin hyung will ban him from the café
Busan's first born
Aww jungkookie
Are you worried for hyung
Maknae brat
..no
Busan's first born
You really do care
Maknae brat
I dont
Whos jimin
Never heard of him
Busan's first born
Sure sure, keep telling yourself that
What does he look like?
Maknae brat
Small
Busan's first born
Literally everyone is small to you unless they're taller
Maknae brat
Black hair pale skin
glasses
Kinda familiar but idk where I've seen him
Busan's first born
Oh
I think I know who it is
Maknae brat
Are you sure
He could be an axe murderer
He looks like one
Dressed all in black
Glaring at everyone through his fancy glasses
Are you sure you don’t have a stalker
Busan's first born
Jungkook
Youdress in all black
Maknae brat
Lies
…
At least I look like a pure innocent soul
Busan's first born
Innocent my ass
I'm stopping by the café
Maknae brat
Okay
But if he is really an axe murderer
I refuse to be an accomplice
I had no part to play in this
Busan's first born
Oh shut up
Put your gym time to use and rescue me if things really go bad
Which it won't
Maknae brat
Goodbye hyung
It was nice knowing you
Busan's first born
I can't believe you only call me hyung when you think I'm going to die
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Chimchim
His name is min yoongi and im in love
Taetae
This tea is delicious