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Pikachu added I want to believe, Hard Knock Life, Bombchu, UPS man, Gotta Go Fast, Ghost, Knock-off Cyclops, All Might Stan #1, Katy Perry 2.0, Elphaba, Candyman, The True Disney Princess, Nightwing, Dat Boi, Octorock, Tails, Emo Stereotype, and Lesbian Culture to the chat Grape Free Zone
Pikachu: come one
Pikachu: come all
Pikachu: to the chat free of the purple ball boy
Hard Knock Life: oh this is already off to a great start
Hard Knock Life: love my nickname btw
Gotta Go Fast: I don’t understand this.
Emo Stereotype: it’s another groupchat, Iida, don’t worry about it
Emo Stereotype: i’m just assuming that's Iida
UPS Man: yeah we all muted the official class chat so its just Him now in the void
Bombchu: why the fuck am i here
Hard Knock Life: because you’re A) a part of the class and B) not m*neta
Lesbian Culture: Ok, I understand most of the nicknames, but why am I Lesbian Culture
I want to believe: oh that one’s obvious!!
Pikachu: momo, its bc you make swords out of your body
Pikachu: if that's not lesbian culture than what is
Emo Stereotype: and how would you know lesbian culture, Kaminari?
Emo Stereotype: last I checked, you werent a lesbian
Pikachu: no but literally no girl in this class is straight
Pikachu: scratch that, most people in this class aren’t straight except the Grape Who Must Not Be Named
Pikachu: this is the kinda shit you pick up on
Pikachu: its called osmosis, jirou
Lesbian Culture: It makes sense now, thank you
UPS Man: Wait Kami, ‘most people’? Who in this class do you actually think is straight
Pikachu: idk man, the purple fucker for sure, and like…..ojiro? Iida? Hagakure? Maybe bakugou too.
Ghost: hmm. Cursed.
Ghost: bi and proud yall don't lump me in with the Hets
Tails: I don’t like my name i don't even like sonic but i have to stop this please i am Pan
Pikachu : Well damn then.
Gotta Go Fast: While I do not approve of assuming your classmates sexualities, I am comfortable confirming that I am indeed not heterosexual.
Gotta Go Fast: I mean…..boys…..
I want to believe: cant relate but youre valid iida
Bombchu: what the FUCK
Bombchu: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME IM STRAIGHT YOU SPARK PLUG
Pikachu: idk man you give off a little bit of a het vibe
All Might Stan #1: kaminari….
Pikachu: yeah im already running don't worry
Bombchu: ah
Bombchu: you are, Motherfucker?
I want to believe: JFDKJFDKFJDF KAMI RUN HE MEMED
Hard Knock Life: BAKUGOU NO FJASJFLKD
UPS Man: NO BRO DON'T LEAVE ME WHY DID YOU DO THIS
Pikachu: IM SORRY I HAD TO!! BLAME MY IMPULSIVE NATURFDJIGJOILDSHF
All Might Stan #1: was that an explosion
All Might Stan #1: Kacchan please don't actually kill him they all know youre gay now
All Might Stan #1: not like it was a secret, i remember you saying the main reason you got buff was so you could bench your future bf
Pikachu: hot
Pikachu: also im alive he just left a scorch mark on the wall
Bombchu: that's the LAST time one of you fuckers underestimates my homosexuality
Elphaba: this is the last time ill say this in regards to bakugou but: mood
Elphaba : also Kaminari i didn’t realize you were a theater nerd
I want to believe: Oh shit is that uraraka? That's such a good name!
Elphaba: youre damn right it is
Pikachu: i don't have to be a theater nerd to know the song defying gravity
Hard Knock Life: yeah but you are one
Hard Knock Life: he owns the soundtracks to every performance of billy elliot that's been on broadway
Pikachu: THERES A SONG CALLED ELECTRICITY I HAD TO
Hard Knock Life : mhm
I want to believe: sounds fake but ok
Knock-off Cyclops: mon cherie, if youd ever like to discuss the wonders of the musical stage, my door is always open!
Pikachu: see, aoyama doesnt judge me
Knock-off Cyclops: not for this! For many other things however, yes i do.
Elphaba: wRECKED
Katy Perry 2.0: hey quick question
Katy Perry 2.0: why
i want to believe: CUZ YOURE HOT AND YOURE COLD
i want to believe: YOURE YES THEN YOURE NO
Pikachu: yes thank you mina
Katy Perry 2.0: yeah but
Katy Perry 2.0: why
All Might Stan #1: because it’s cute! i like that nickname for you
Katy Perry 2.0: oh ok
I want to believe: ajfkdsljfd
I want to believe: whipped
All Might Stan #1: :3c
Elphaba: mido could you be any more adorable
Katy Perry 2.0 : yes he can
All Might Stan #1: SHOUTO NO
Katy Perry 2.0: shouto yes
Katy Perry 2.0: heslep.jpg
Elphaba: DEKU OH MY GOD
I want to believe: IS THAT AN ALL MIGHT PLUSH?????
All Might Stan #1: ...maybe
All Might Stan #1: look at my name mina
I want to believe: ok yeah true
Bombchu: hes had that ratty old thing since he was a kid
All Might Stan #1: mhmm what about your collection huh
Pikachu: midoriya has no fear
Bombchu: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
Bombchu: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DEKU
Hard Knock Life: Bakubro no!
Bombchu: IM GONNA MURDER HIM
Gotta Go Fast: No murder! Especially not of a classmate! Calm down, Bakugou!
Hard Knock Life: its ok midoriya i locked him in my dorm
Emo Stereotype: hes gonna destroy your shit kirishima
Hard Knock Life: nah i have him restrained dw
Pikachu: @All Might Stan #1 so about bakugous merch collection
All Might Stan #1: listen i might have no fear but there is a limit
All Might Stan #1: and that limit is going into detail about kacchans wall of all might figurines
Hard Knock Life: MIDORIYA NO I HAD HIM CALMED dOWN
All Might Stan #1: damn guess ill just die then
Hard Knock Life: …
Gotta Go Fast: …
Pikachu: …
Elphaba: …
I want to believe: …
Lesbian Culture: …
Tails: …
Ghost: …
UPS Man: ...
Knock-off Cyclops: ...
Candyman: ...
Octorock: ...
Dat Boi: ...
The True Disney Princess: ...
Nightwing: ...
Emo Stereotype: ...
Katy Perry 2.0: izuku no
All Might Stan #1: i wegwet my existence uwu
Bombchu: be thankful to hair for brains that you have an existence deku
Pikachu: damn kiri what did you even do
Hard Knock Life: guess im just the bakugou whisperer idk man
Bombchu: shut the fuck up dumbass
Hard Knock Life: ‘thank you for calming me down i was being an asshole’
Bombchu: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS
Pikachu: kirishima also has no fear
Shouto ---> Izuku
Shouto: are you okay?
Izuku: yeah don't worry, im alright
Izuku : i was joking in the chat earlier
Shouto: ok. If youre sure
Izuku: i don’t get why everyone else can make those jokes but when i do they all go silent
Shouto: its not because of you, its because we all know you have...history with bakugou
Izuku: ah
Izuku: don't worry about kacchan, really
Izuku: hes been a lot better recently
Izuku: and while he hasnt apologized, i can already see him becoming less,,,,how he was in middle school
Shouto: that doesnt make what he did okay, zuku
Izuku: i know, shou. And im not forgiving him, especially not until he apologizes
Shouto: maybe not even then
Izuku: shou...hes not that bad
Izuku: hes not him
Shouto: …
Shouto: if you say so
Izuku: hes gone through some shit too, shouto. And honestly im just waiting for him to start talking to me again about it, because we both helped each other as kids
Shouto: just be careful, zuku
Izuku: i always am
Shouto: then why were you in Recovery Girl’s room two days ago?
Izuku: i
Izuku: i have no defense
Grape Free Zone
Pikachu: so did we have any homework
Gotta Go Fast: Yes, we had an essay for Mr. Yamada
Pikachu: fuck