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minmoooong created a group chat
minmoooong added hyunwoo-hyung and kiki to the group
minmoooong changed hyunwoo-hyung to dadwoo
minmoooong changed kiki to hamtaro
minmoooong named the chat [SOS EMERGENCY IM DYING] (3)
hamtaro:
tf is this now?
and why tf is my name hamtaro?
minmoooong:
GUYS I NEED HELP
ASAP
HELP
ME
PLS
dadwoo:
Minhyuk, we’re in class.
Can this wait for later?
minmoooong:
NO
IT ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT
THIS IS AN E M E R G E N C Y
hamtaro:
?
dadwoo:
What is it?
minmoooong:
DO U GUYS EVEN C A R E ABOUT ME?
WHERE’S THE LOVE?
HUH?
HUUUH?!?!?!
hamtaro:
no.
we don’t care
tbh
just shut up and focus on the lesson
dadwoo:
You’re in English right now, yeah?
hamtaro:
idgaf about what class he’s in
if he’s not gonna tell us without the drama, then it’s not an emergency
im leaving
minmoooong:
OKAY
WELL
MAYBE IT’S NOT AN EMERGENCY
BUT IT’S AN EMERGENCY TO ME
dadwoo:
Can you just say it already?
I don’t wanna get caught on my phone during class
It lowers my credibility as an honor student
hamtaro:
just bcuz u kiss up to teachers doesn’t make u an honor student
dadwoo:
Well excuse you, Mr. I-Failed-My-Geography-Test
hamtaro:
well that was iN FOURTH GRADE
of ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
im srry if i didn’t live up to ur expectations
and it was about fuckin europe
u know i’ve been to like 2 places in my life
home and school
so why would i need to know europe’s geography?????
minmoooong:
okay, now that u got that off ur chest
after 8 years
EIGHT years
time for my emergency
hamtaro:
no
dadwoo:
Ki, get over it.
Please?
hamtaro:
not until u stop bringing it up
every
freaking
other
week
minmoong:
ok so it’s settled then?
ki, no more pettiness
and hyung, pls staaaahp bringing it up
hamtaro:
…ok
dadwoo:
Got it.
So what’s your emergency?
minmoooong:
ive caught the feelings
i think im in love
hamtaro:
that’s ur emergency??!?
u make me waste all this time in class for that?
im actually leaving
how do i remove myself from this chat?
dadwoo:
Let the boy speak, Ki.
Min, what’s this person like?
How’d you realize your feelings?
minmoooong:
well this person is in my class
hes really cute
shes*
like
REALLY CUTE
I CANT BELIEVE SUCH A CUTE HUMAN BEING EXISTS IN THIS WORLD
—
hyunwoo-hyung:
This person’s not a girl, are they?
minmoooong:
…
no but don’t tell ki
he’ll judge me
hyunwoo-hyung:
No, I don’t think he would.
But I won’t tell him.
I’ll leave that to you.
But at the rate you’re going, it seems like he’ll know soon.
Lol.
minmoooong:
u really had to come bother me in a private chat?
wow
i feel loved
hyunwoo-hyung:
I was just making sure.
I don’t remember the last time you liked a girl, so when you corrected it to “she”, I just had to check.
minmoooong:
that’s cuz I’ve never liked a girl before
in that way
hyunwoo-hyung:
Ah, I see.
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[SOS EMERGENCY IM DYING] (3)
hamtaro:
dude
it’s like halfway into the first term
is she a transfer?
minmoooong:
nO
THAT’S THE THING
SHE’S ALWAYS BEEN HERE
BEHIND ME
I JUST NEVER TURN AROUND
SKAFJDASKJFDMSA
BUT TODAY
THE TEACHER ASKED HER A QUESTION
IN E N G L I S H
hamtaro:
and?
minmoooong:
SHE GOT SO FLUSTERED
I COULDNT BREATHE
hamtaro:
well that sounds like a health issue now
better go get that checked out
dadwoo:
Ki, you’re not helping anyone with those comments.
hamtaro:
yes dad
did i ever tell u both that ur annoying af
im going back to math
bye
dadwoo:
And by math, you mean staring at Shin Wonho until your eyes start bleeding?
minmoooong:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT IS THIS???????!!!!!??!!?!
hamtaro:
notHING U NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
I do NOT stare at him
u both know I’ve been trying to ask Taeyeon out for the past 2 years
i only like her
and i will forever
minmoooong:
but it’s abOUT TIME U MOVE ON SINCE THAT CHANCE IS NEVER COMING TO U
dadwoo:
True, though.
Ki, it’s been 2 years.
If she was interested, she would’ve accepted already…
hamtaro:
ok i thought we were here for min’s emergency
not here to gang up on me and my unrequited love for the most perfect girl in the entire world
minmoooong:
that may be true
but
THIS GIRL IS RANKED TOP IN CUTENESS
fucking dimples
hamtaro:
is that what got u?
the dimples?
minmoooong:
NO
well somewhat
just too cute
*heart attack*
—
hyunwoo-hyung:
What’s his name?
minmoooong:
Lee Jooheon
hyunwoo-hyung:
Oh, him.
minmoooong:
WHAT HYUNG
U KNOW MY JOOHEONNIE?!?!??!?!
HOW?
WHY’VE U BEEN HOLDING BACK
HYUNG!?!?!?!
hyunwoo-hyung:
Calm down, Min.
He’s friends with Changkyunnie.
minmoooong:
the kid u tutor? that changkyunnie?
hyunwoo-hyung:
Kid?
Min, he’s just a year below you and Jooheon.
minmoooong:
still a kid
OH
but hyung
what do u mean about shin wonho???!??
tea
pls
spill tea
for me
hyunwoo-hyung:
I’ve got eyes in many places.
minmoooong:
hyung, that sounds creepy
sketchy af
hyunwoo-hyung:
Sorry, lol.
Someone in his class pointed it out to me one day.
She had an interest in Ki and had later come up to me to ask if Ki was gay.
minmoooong:
is he????
hyunwoo-hyung:
He says he’s in love with Taeyeon, so idk.
But honestly, he could be anything he wants.
Nothing would really change.
Besides Wonho probably showing more interest in him.
minmoooong:
does shin wonho like boys???????
hyunwoo-hyung:
Why do you act so surprised?
We all know the guy was bi since he transferred in.
He literally said it in his self-introduction.
“Hi, I’m Shin Wonho, I’m bi and from the neighboring town. My parents liked the uniform here better so they sent me here. Nice to meet you all.”
Iconic, I tell you.
minmoooong:
oh yeah
dang boi u had the whole thing memorized
hyunwoo-hyung:
It’s quite memorable.
I wasn’t even in his class and I still know it.
minmoooong:
wow
what a guy
id fall for him if he wasn’t so soft
hyunwoo-hyung:
What do you mean?
minmoooong:
guy cant take a joke
he cries over everything
too sensitive for my liking
hyunwoo-hyung:
Ah…
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[SOS EMERGENCY IM DYING] (3)
hamtaro:
so now that u told us
im leaving for real
congrats on the new lover
minmoooong:
WE’RE NOT TOGETHER YET
dadwoo:
Yet.
hamtaro:
yet
minmoooong:
yet
im gonna talk to her after class
hamtaro:
gl bro
dadwoo:
:)