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Blue_ribbon_mochi has created a group chat
Blue_ribbon_mochi has added Taetae, Chocochip_kookie, YourHobi, and 2 others to the chat.
Blue_ribbon_mochi has renamed the chat JIMIN'S FREINDS!!!
Chocochip_kookie:
wut im not ur friend i literally gave u my # yesterday
Taetae:
the only ppl i know here r jiminie and hobi
well actually who r the two othrs??
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
dw tae we all gonna introduce ourselves
everyone state their name, include a picture of yourself, and say how u met me
i'll start!!
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my name is park jimin, i'm 22 yrs old, and i major in dacnign
Chocochip_kookie:
sorry what
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
*dancing
YourHobi:
:D mE TOO !!
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hoseok wait ur turn
jungkook why dont u go next??
Chocochip_kookie:
why
i dont want to
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
please??
Chocochip_kookie:
no
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if u dont cooperate ill tell every1 ur secret O.o
Chocochip_kookie:
again, literally just met u yesterday u kno nth
but fine, it's not like i have better things 2 do rn
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i'm jeon jungkook, 20, nice to meet u all i guess
as ive said several times now ive only known jimin for a day
we both major in dancing thats how we met
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
gr8! now tae?
Taetae:
i like boys
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no tae ur supposed 2 introduce urself first
Taetae:
oh right
uh
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kim taehyung, 22, art and design major
ive been jimin's friend since middle school
YourHobi:
can i go???
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yesh hobi u can go
YourHobi:
[image sent]
jung hoseok, 24 yrs old, i major in dancing like jungkook and jiminie!!
i met jimin at the cafe he works at
coincidence we're both dance majors lmaoooo
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:D
who's left?
Taetae:
i like boys
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae u already went
NamJune:
hi im namjoon, im 23
i don't know anyone here but jimin lol
we're coworkers, so thats how we met
i major in english
Taetae:
wow we got a nerd on our hands
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u forgot 2 send a pic
NamJune:
aw but u guys dont wanna see my dumb face
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
namjoon u handsme af dont be shy
share w/ us this is going 2 be a happy frend circle
NamJune:
if u say so
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Handsome_face:
i just tuned in whats going on
wait
who tf
whose the guy who just sent that pic
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hi seokjin!!! :D
ur just in time to introduce yourself
state ur name, age, major, include an image of urself, and say how u met me :))
Handsome_face:
[image sent]
kim seokjin, 25, music major, jimin and i are neighbors
ok now answer my question who is NamJune
NamJune:
um
YourHobi:
SEOKJIN OMF HI
ITS ME HOSEOK
YOUR HOPE YOUR ANGEL
Handsome_face:
HOBI???
ITS JIN
YourHobi:
I KNOW
Taetae:
u two know each other?
YourHobi:
OFC JINNIE IS MY BESTIE
Taetae:
WELL JIMINIE IS MY BESTIE
NamJune:
hey jimin is it cool if i add one of my friends to the chat
he needs more friends
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thatd be gr8!! the more the merrier!!
Blue_ribbon_mochi has granted NamJune rights to the chat
NamJune has added Yoongi to the chat
Yoongi:
joon wut
NamJune:
idk just play along
u need friends anyway u antisocial walnut
Yoongi:
wtf i thought u were my friend
YourHobi:
top 10 anime betrayals
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:D welcome to the chat Yoongi!! im jimin
well i mean u can scroll up if u wanna see everyone's introductions
and now that ur here, it's YOUR turn :D
Yoongi:
why
Taetae:
bcuz friendship is magic
NamJune:
cmon yoongs do it 4 me
Yoongi:
apologize for calling me an antisocial walnut
NamJune:
ok ok, im sorry yoongs
now introduce yourself
Yoongi:
u owe me
i only know namjoon but whatever, I'm Min Yoongi
i'm a music major
namjoon is my friend but he's also a turd, feel free to roast him
Taetae:
lmao i like this guy
NamJune:
wow yoongi im wounded
also u have to include a pic of yourself
Yoongi:
no
NamJune:
everyone else did
Chocochip_kookie:
its true even i did
and i didnt ask to be here either
im jungkook btw
Yoongi:
cool i guess
also did u send a pic of urself joon?
i didnt see it
NamJune:
thats cuz u refused to scroll up
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
dont be shy yoongi!! we're all friends here :D
Chocochip_kookie:
we're not tho
Yoongi:
joon what will u give me
NamJune:
ill buy u coffee
YourHobi:
ooOh?? is that a date proposal i hear??
Yoongi:
who tf are u
YourHobi:
scroll up,,,
Yoongi:
how about no
NamJune:
yoongi stop being such a drama queen and just send a picture of ur face u have no reason to be insecure
Yoongi:
who said i was insecure
NamJune:
yeh on second thought u right, u send me selcas all the time also ur pretty active on social media for an antisocial walnut
Yoongi:
i literally hate u
NamJune:
ooh that gives me an idea i'll just send a pic of u
Yoongi:
dont
NamJune:
[image sent]
too late
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i like boys
Taetae:
hey thats my line