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FUCK
turdmanjones: vanoss (admin)
dddickhead: delirious
_terroriser_: terroriser
deliriousisgayforme: cartoonz *
singleandalone: wildcat
bigjigglyboy: big jiggly panda *
marcelisbestsibling: basicallyidowrk
noglaaaa_: daithi de nogla
muni_ledd mini ladd *
mini_peen: moo snuckel *
mega_peen: fourzeroseven *
ohmwreckerYT: ohmwrecker *
lui_dui_hui: lui calibre *
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#mainchat
#collabchat
#politicalchat
#PENIS
#argumentchat
#stopsayingimgay
#nowildcatchat
#delirioussexcult
YOU HAVE (1) NEW MESSAGE(S) FROM (#delirioussexcult).
(#delirioussexcult)
dddickhead: ok but having sex with a fucking chimp is still bestiality, you sick bastard
marcelisbestsibling is typing, turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: guys it's like 4 in the morning, pleaSE.
marcelisbestsibling: OH MY GOD I DIDN'T SAY THAT IT WASN'T, DELIRIOUS
I'M SAYING WE ARE SO INTERRELATED WITH THEM THAT MAYBEEE???? MAYBE WE WOULD BE ABLE TO, AS HUMAN BEINGS. I'M JUST SAYING. WE ARE SO ALIKE. BUT I AIN'T SAYIMG WE ARE GONNA FUCK THEM. NO.
turdmanjones is typing, dddickhead is typing...
turdmanjones: I really should be expecting this from a server taking the form of a sex cult.
dddickhead: hey vanoss! ^^ sorry for waking you upppppp
turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: Nah, you're okay. I was editing so you didn't wake me up. Just wanted to ask you if you wanted to collaborate later. Idk when, maybe in the afternoon. If you can't, it's good. Don't wanna bother you :p
marcelisbestsibling is typing...
marcelisbestsibling: I REST MY CASE, Y'ALL. SMH, IGNORANT FUCK.
Also I must disperse ;) my loving wife is in my presence and I must shower her with attention bc she loves me and I love her and I'm not single like you loathsome, pitiful fat fucks <3 night guyssss
turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: shut up, she doesn't love you lmao and marriage is for t w a t s
But in all seriousness, alright! Have a nice night, Marc. Tell youe wife I said I feel sorry for her.
dddickhead is typing...
dddickhead: bye basically, you uptight bitch :P
turdmanjones is typing, dddickhead is typing...
turdmanjones: oof- *your
dddickhead: dude, how long have you been editing though
how long have you been awake, more importantly???
turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: I'm okay. It's been a few hours-ish and possibly a day- but I have coffee and 5-hour energy soooooo I'm good.
I mean, this is kinda my job. I have to stay up and do it, even if my job is editing my videos at 4 in the morning while simultaneously looking at porn.
dddickhead is typing...
dddickhead: tmi bitch
and yeah, but it's still really unhealthy. im legitimately worried that you might die randomly or some shit. and you won't have energy in the morning, and your small asian penis will be limp and twisted after your done from all that porn. :( how the fuck will you get a girl with your pee pee like that.
turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: I promise you I won't flip over and die. I have self-control, asshat. And don't worry, I'm preserving this dick for you r.
****YOUR MOM. nghshshshshsakal slay me Jesus
dddickhead is typing...
dddickhead: LMAO
that makes me feel loved, vanoss
turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: go get a girlfriend then, you lonely man child
YOU HAVE (1) NEW MESSAGE(S) FROM (mar...)
dddickhead: :D not lonely with you around, owl man
but uh anyways, I'm sure I can collab w/ you, under one condition though.
turdmanjones: Hm?
dddickhead is typing...
dddickhead: you go to sleep.
turdmanjones: hhhhhhhhhhhh
Okay then >:| I'll try. That's it.
dddickhead: good riddance, NOW SHOO. go to bed. I am also going to bed and I do not want you alone, son. if you need me to call you to help you sleep, you can.
turdmanjones: I'm okay. Got myself stronger sleeping pills.
dddickhead is typing...
dddickhead: ok! see you tomorrow, okay?or take the day off to sleep, please. The latter is preferred but I won't make your choices. night, vanoss!!! :)
turdmanjones is typing...
YOU HAVE (2) NEW MESSAGE(S) FROM (mar...).
(#delirioussexcult)
turdmanjones: Thank you, and I'll see you tomorrow too. I might think about staying asleep but idk, I still really need to do stuff. But thank you. For giving me the choice.
Sweet dreams and good night, piss face.
and fuuu my head hurts
dddickhead is typing...
dddickhead: pppff, bye canadien snowbitch :U
turdmanjones: wTH, stop with these micro aggressions before I actually call the police, istg you mexican man.
dddickhead: what im not mexican
turdmanjones: yikES
fuck u
dddickhead is typing...
dddickhead: im a proud 'murican, boy
turdmanjones: how's the healthcare
dddickhead: bitch stfu suck my dick AND ANDDDD why would be need heathcare
turdmanjones: Gladly. And to cure your stupidity.
YOU HAVE (3) NEW MESSAGE(S) FROM (mar...).
dddickhead: that's gay
AND I'M LEAVING, DON'T TALK TO ME BITCH
YOU HAVE (4) NEW MESSAGE(S) FROM (mar...).
turdmanjones: You're gay, and I'm only making it fair. You make too many Canadian jokes >:|
dddickhead: no, you're gay. AND OK, LET'S GO TO SLEEP BEFORE THIS SPIRALS. GOODNIGHT, SLEEP WELL, YOU'RE AWESOME, TAKE A BREAK, BYE VANOSS.
turdmanjones: Byeee, you too.
(marcelisbestsibling)
marcelisbestsibling: oof I sense something
marcelisbestsibling: Y'ALL ARE ADORABLE SMH, simone is shoOK
marcelisbestsibling: EVAN- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE LOWKEY BUT DEAR GOD
marcelisbestsibling: EVA N WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: SHUT.
(#mainchat)
__4:20PM___
singleandalone: no, not really lmao
_terroriser_: you disgust me
noglaaaa_: I WANT ICECREAM BUT I'M POOR
_terroriser_: HOW ARE YOU THAT POOR; YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL YOUTUBER
singleandalone: DDDDDDD, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
_terroriser_: gET A REAL JOB
singleandalone: BECOME A GAY PORN STAR
turdmanjones: give me the Z U C C
_terroriser_: w
noglaaaa_: tbh don't like penis but vanoss, I need money
_terroriser_: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID
singleandalone: legit ;)
turdmanjones: fuk yeah boizzzz
dddickhead: ITS NEW YEARS JAAHJHSHDNDMAAAAAAAAAAA AND IM GONNA HIT TEN MILLION SUBCRIBERS I'M SO HAPPY
___today___
turdmanjones: new years was days ago, what????? AND HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT UNTIL NOW WTF
_terroriser_ is typing...
_terroriser_: go to FUCKING sleep you shitehawk
turdmanjones: I still want my zucc tho
_terroriser_: stfu now
turdmanjones is typing...
turdmanjones: ok. nogla, hmu tomorrow.