Chapter Text
Alcoholic
~Kurogane's Viewpoint~
It's painfully obvious now that my princess means to punish me.
Why else would she have sent me away?
More so, she has sent me to an alcoholic for judgment and though I've stared one hundred thousand warriors in the eye and laughed I cannot help but find myself shaken when her bloodshot eyes meet mine.
It is as I feared.
I am to travel the universe with an idiot, a pork bun, and two lovesick children.
Great. Could it get any worse?
With a knowing look and a well timed cackle from the witch I suddenly don't have the heart to ask.
