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A Multitude of Marvel Encounters

Summary:

This girl is indifferent to every super that blocks her from living her life. She has crap to do man, will they just go. Like for real...They need a hobby. It's not her fault, they suck at doing the one thing that heroes are supposed to do: fight the bad guys.
And if Iron Man steps on her lawn one more freakin' time, she's getting her shot gun.

Notes:

Hi, this is the first of many Marvel oneshots. Hey, I’m a huge comic book fan. Love all the heroes, villains, anti-heroes, and all the side characters. I’ve read a lot of Marvel one-shots and I enjoyed them. So I wanted to give it a shot. Please let me know what you think. And I hope you enjoy. *Disclaimer: I own nothing.*

Chapter 1: Green Monster? Ha! You're funny

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  B huffed as she spotted a group of people who leaned and cowered as a roar erupted from the building. She lifted a bored eyebrow. What did a gorilla get loose?

 The building burst apart as a green giant emerged from the rumble and then hit the college yard. The green man rolled up to his enormous height and stomped away from the almost crater sized foot imprints.

  Okay...so not a gorilla.

  She needed to go class, even though she hated that professor with every fiber of her being. 

  But she drew a line at being late to anything. 

 "Are you quite done?" snarked a giant-vein pulsating green guy. 

  He lifted an eyebrow to convey his puffed-up superiority. She groaned why did this supers get those tremendous egos? It's not like their plans ever came to fruition. They were always taken down either by a super who claimed to good or not so good. 

  His looked ready for gravity to yank him down to the ground and never get back up. 

 The giant green egghead casually walked toward the green giant.

 The green giant roared at the green egghead.

 Could they move? She needed to get to class.

   A green giant burst out with another as the cackling dude with a giant vein-covered green head bragging about he was the superior being. The smartest being ever. His smart butt calmly walked toward the green giant.

 Stupid head.

 This guy was clearly all talk. And hot air. 

 "Hulk, you must realize that you are only delaying the inevitable. You would do better if you joined me, instead of protecting them," said the egghead as he gestured out to the crowd.

 The green giant roared.

 She then lifted an eyebrow.

 Who named themselves Hulk?

 Now, that was just plain weird. 

"I hoped you would have given up this ridiculous heroic crusade, but I have obviously overestimated your anger," he stated.

She huffed and released a long, exasperated sigh.

Dude needed a reality check and get over his foolish quest for world domination. Or whatever Egghead was after...

She sighed and then pushed her way through the people. They gawked at her irritated expression and possibly her unwillingness to not do as they did. Sit on the sidelines and watch helplessly like sheep. She walked right up to the roaring green giant and the big green egghead.

She lifted up her key chain where a slim blue whistle dangled in the air. And blew.

They both froze and turned to her where she stood with her tangled, thick brunette hair shoving a thick handful of hair across her cheeks. Her cheeks animated into a bright tomato red. Out of both irritation and the chilly New York air. 

"Move it out to the parking lot boys, before I stomp a mud hole on y'all."

The giant green egghead sniffed and raised an incredibly condescending dark eyebrow at her.

"And who are you to hurt me?" he mocked.

 She hoped the egghead would shut up and do the predictable thing.

She turned to him with a mocking smirk. "Oh...honey. I'm not the one who'll be doing that..."

His condescending expression morphed into one of confusion, until a boulder-sized fist rammed into his cheek and he flew...Into a tree.

A pained groan wheezed out his green lips. Then green giant glanced at her and then pole-vaulted off the college grounds and into the distance.

"We're lucky someone ate his vegetables...I hope Spanish class was cancelled," muttered B.

She huffed before she begrudgingly trudged to Spanish. She just hoped that there wouldn't be too much homework. All the while, she ignored the stares and whispers directed at her. 

Whatever they needed a life...