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Day 1: First time, Papyrus/reader
You are dating a skeleton monster.
This wasn’t some trashy young adult fiction novel, where the love interest turned back into a generic attractive looking dude, no, he was a legit monster. Monsters have been on the surface for two and a half-ish years now? You met your boyfriend early on, when you encountered each other in the park and became fast friends. And now, lovers.
And you two were going to have sex.
Granted, you had thought about the logistics to it, much longer than you’d ever admit because. He’s. A skeleton? No skin, organs, hair and definitely not a...yanno.
Dick.
But uh, shit, go big or go home and you don’t like going home.
Papy had a dating manual but the last chapter was all scribbled out (you suspect you know what the contents of the last chapter was, and which overprotective older brother blacked it all out) so he had to go find another copy to read up the last steps.
The Bone Zone.
Nothing like a couple pair of virgins can’t figure out right? You and Papyrus sitting on his racecar bed and Sans, thankfully, out of the house. Kissing was, a trade that Papyrus had down above and beyond and something that both of you had plenty of practice in.
And then oops, your top slipped off how about that? Papyrus had blushed but to balance it out, took his own shirt off. Back to kissing.
Things were going fine up until Papyrus had gotten his fingers stuck in your hair.
“OH NO, LET ME FIX THAT-” He exclaims, in natural horror.
And then tugged his hand, and by proxy, your head with it.
“Ow ow, Pap! No, hold still!” You grab his arm with both hands.
All your flailing led to the both of you toppling off the bed. You smacked your forehead into his teeth on the way down and your scalp screamed when his hand tore away with several strands of your hair stuck in between his finger joints. You kinda, maybe screamed too.
Suffice to say, no boning was happening tonight.