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Part 2 of Letters by Tony and Steve
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2014-02-01
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Sure You Don't (It's Called Denial)

Summary:

Letter 2: Steve misses Tony too. (And uses way too many parentheses.)

Notes:

We are sending each other letters in the names of Tony and Steve writing each other. Every letter is sent by mail and then scanned upon reception.

This is Steve's reply to Tony's very first letter :)

Branwen writes Tony, Evangel writes Steve. Steve's art is done by the lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely drawsoneverything.

A typed version of the letter can be found further below, in case you find Steve's handwriting hard to read. Do look at the art in the original though! :) You can click the images to enhance.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Tony Stark

attn. Ms Potts

 

 

Dear Pepper,

I’m very sorry for doing this through you, but Tony neglected giving me any reply address.

If you want, I could draw you something as an apology?

I’m sorry for your trouble.

Sincerely yours,

Steve Rogers

 

 

Dear Tony,

you do know that the whole purpose of humans learning to write was so we could understand each other, right?

 

[Drawing of Steve trying to decipher Tony’s letter, saying “Dear dear… What is he writing with, a poker?”]

 

For your information:

1. Yes, that (arrow to aforementioned drawing) was a reference

2. Yes, I am aware that you didn’t get that reference

3. Yes, I have waited a long time for this

4. No, you are not allowed to Google it, let JARVIS Google it for you (JARVIS, we talked about this, override code 451-394-42*) or use any other technological means to find out where it’s from.

*Yes, those are hints

 

Which brings me to the topic of bionic eyes. Ofcourse I don’t mind you making me a bionic eye, but I know how you get about technology and especially other people having more advanced technology than you do, so ofcourse I wouldn’t dreamof accepting it until you have one to match! (That was a joke, Tony. Stop your maniacal grinning) (No, it’s not ‘handsome’, it’s maniacal and slightly creepy)

(I’m serious, you’re going to give Pepper a heart attack and she’s going to efficiently haunt you for all eternity)

 

[Drawing of ghost Pepper efficiently haunting Tony and Tony not being happy about it]

 

(Please don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone) (Yes, that includes making bionic eyes) (and robot minions)

 

[Another drawing of ghost Pepper haunting Tony]

 

And seriously, Tony? Puppy writing? How would I accomplish that? What’s that even supposed to look like?

[Sparkles and incredibly cute puppies all around]

 

Anyway, my watch is almost over so I guess I’ll see you when I get back (since you won’t be writing any more letters) (I’m serious, no bionic eye) (No Tony)

(Just in case you do end up writing back, though: I have a hint for the reference I could send to you)

Oh and give Dummy a pat on the head from me, will you? I miss him too, but I’ll be back before he knows it. [Another sparkly cute puppy]

 

Steve

 

Notes:

Well hello lovely readers! Evangel here, I hope you liked Steve's very first letter (you will not believe how long I fussed over his handwriting). As said before, the drawings aren't by me (I'm not artsy like that at all) or Branwen, but by our lovely friend drawsoneverything, so go check out her art tag if you liked it :)

 

Until the next letter~

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