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Part 11 of Contrary to popular belief: drabbles from the workplace
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Hard coding

Summary:

if Bond.returnedEquipment == True:
for intactPiece in equipment:
Q.kiss(Bond)

Notes:

Pseudocode is the logic of a computer program written to be human-readable. It's not written in a particular computer language, and omits irrelevant or obvious details. There's no standard way of writing pseudocode, but some conventions include "//" to mean everything on that line is a comment or not executed, and indented lines to indicate nested code. I've taken many artistic liberties to emphasize the feels at the expense of rigorous program logic and convention.

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Work Text:

Q:

 

     fitnessAppAlpha( ):

          while Bond.status == ‘mia’:

               appOutput.display( Bond.vitals ).refresh( 60 )

 

     satelliteCalibration( ):

          while Bond.status == ‘mia’:

               calibrationLog.display( faceSearch( Bond )).refresh( 3600 )

 

     vow( ):

          if Bond.isAmenable:

               if Bond.returnedEquipment == True:

                    for intactPiece in equipment:

                         Q.kiss( Bond )

 

Bond:

// This class is deprecated. Please use the new 007 class instead.

 

     private isAmenable = True

     private home = Q

 

     sendPostcard( home ):

          // Postcard( home ).write( “Wish you were here” )

          // Postcard( home ).write( Bond.isAmenable )

          // Postcard( home ).write("") 

          return

 

     resurrect( ):

          try:

               retire( )

               return home

          except:

               for everyEnemy in threatsToQ:

                    eliminateEnemy( )

               retire( )

               return home

 

          except:

               if Bond.currentAge ≤ retirementAge:

                    retire( )

               return home

 

     retire( ):

          // …

          Q.kiss( Bond )

 

Notes:

You can find the original version I wrote of this poem at my writing Tumblr voculae.

Feel free to remix this and link back to me (voculae on tumblr). Please refrain from providing constructive criticism. I don't actually write anymore.

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