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    “Johnny,” Rogue gasps. “I was joking! You didn’t actually get yourself a sugar daddy, did you?” She frowns at the P.I. logo, then adds: “And of all the damn CEOs you could have chosen… Parker, really? Spider-Man’s boss?”

    “Okay, so he’s been buying me a lot of things,” Johnny acquiesces, holding his hands up in surrender. “But it’s really not like that. He can’t be my sugar daddy because I’m not sleeping with him, and besides” — Rogue arches an eyebrow, which makes Johnny falter — “he’s, uh, he’s younger than me?”

    Spoiler: Johnny does end up sleeping with Peter. It’s all downhill from there.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “It’s okay,” Johnny says, stroking the now-tamed unicorn’s mane. “See? She likes me.”

    “Because you’re a virgin,” Peter blurts out.

    Johnny shoots him a withering look. “No, it’s because of my pure and untainted heart,” he snaps. “Yes, because I’m a virgin!”

    It takes a rampaging cosmic unicorn for Peter to find out Johnny’s a virgin, then an accidental power swap to figure out why.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    The colony of seals didn’t usually bother Hal whenever he was working, so he paid them no mind unless he was trying to get one to move out his way.

    How was he supposed to know that finding one of their pelts would trigger a whole-ass situation he was totally unqualified to deal with?

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Bucky is a fucking professional. Bucky doesn’t have crushes on his patients and he doesn’t pine after them and he doesn’t search the gutters for them when they stop showing up in his ER. He doesn’t panic that they’re dead and miss them when they’re gone.

    Except maybe this one time.

    In which Bucky is a nurse and Clint is his favourite (and most frequent) patient.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    He isn’t in the habit of picking up strays and he isn’t about to start now. He remembers enough of a life from many years ago to know that picking up trouble-prone blonds isn’t a habit he ought to be falling back into.

    Unfortunately, trouble finds him anyway.

    He’s cutting down the side-street that leads to the shop when he hears the sickening sound of fist-on-skin contact, and he rounds the corner to find tall-blond-and-trouble in a literal back-alley brawl with four guys nearly as big as he is. They’re wearing black and white-striped Adidas tracksuits, and Bucky hears at least one of them call the blond guy ‘bro’ in a thick Russian accent.

    Bucky’s not going to get involved.

    He’s not going to get involved, right up to the point that one of the tracksuit thugs pulls a gun out of the back of his pants and releases the safety, and Bucky realizes that he is going to get involved because he’s not going to let anybody get shot in broad daylight if he can help it.

    Fuck’s sake.

     

    OR - escaped, former assassin Bucky Barnes accidentally makes friends with a blond disaster. It goes about as well as expected.

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    11 Feb 2026