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    What if Tony Stark found out he was going to be a dad at the end of Iron Man and got therapy so that he wouldn't make Howard's mistakes?

    What if he met the Avengers and said, "Might I suggest therapy?"

    What if everyone made healthy choices and supported one another?

    There is a point oh oh six percent chance that a condom and the pill will still end up with a pregnancy and — in a world where Tony Stark decided to be a dad — everyone wins.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Expelled. In August 1995, Harry Potter found himself expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for using a Patronus Charm in a Muggle area. Nevermind that it had been self-defence. Never mind that the only muggle present was his cousin who already knew about magic. It didn’t seem to have mattered to the Minister who gleefully snapped his wand right in his face.

    Harry left the Chamber. Walked away from Arthur and Dumbledore, damn his twinkling eyes, and went to Gringotts. He would take out his money and leave. Leave them all behind and they could go rot for all he cared. He was done.

    Then, he learned the truth.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies and Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo one year later. He and Thorin eventually marry, Bilbo becomes Consort Under the Mountain, and the Kingdom of Erebor slowly returns to its former glory under their leadership. Meanwhile, they've also got three nephews to contend with and a Company of dwarves who can't seem to keep their noses out of everybody else's business. Political intrigue, royal headaches, cabbage patches, and hilarity ensues...

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    18 Jan 2026

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    12 Jan 2026