ARMED WITH EXTRAVAGANT METAPHOR AND NO SMALL AMOUNT OF CONFUSION
Bio
stress baker, thumbs-up emoji overuser, eater of words. I live under a rock with my 738 unfinished drafts
dreamwidth: fathomfive
you have blanket permission for any noncommercial/non-monetized transformative works based on my stuff, as long as you credit me, and as long as it doesn't involve the use of AI. please don't post my work anywhere else, or list it on goodreads.

