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  1. Rec *

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    Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
    Batman is an asshole.
    And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
    Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.

    or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he doesn't have one, but it’s because Bruce doesn't sleep often. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    The staff meeting after Cat had broken her foot had involved a lot of reassigning, since she couldn’t exactly do the usual society beat with her foot in a boot. So much that Clark hadn’t really thought twice when Perry had said “and Kent, you’ll take the new Wayne foundation piece,” because sure, he liked working the philanthropy stories occasionally. It wasn’t until they’d gotten back to their desks that Lois had burst into a fit of snickering and said “oh, I would pay money to see how you’re going to handle Bruce Wayne for two weeks,” and Clark had realized how majorly screwed he was.

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    On a two-week assignment, Clark does his best to figure out Bruce Wayne. Bruce does his best to make sure he can't. Unfortunately, they're just too good at working together, even when they don't know it.

    For Superbat Week 2024, day 1: identity shenanigans.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Bruce has been gone for nineteen days, seven hours, and twenty-six minutes when Clark feels the first sign of it.

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    When Bruce dies, Clark learns something about Kryptonians he didn't know before. The League and the boys try to get him through it, but he's not sure he wants them to.

    For Superbat Week 2024: day 3, xenobiology, day 5, we are family, and day 7.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    When Tim was nine, he and two other children wrote a list of adults to avoid during the Galas.

    Now, at fifteen, he's Robin, and those old pages crawl back into his life...and into Batman's hands.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Back then, all the boys his age had hero-worshipped costumed vigilantes. Jack supposes they still do.

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    11 Nov 2025