Bio
Born in the early eighties, which pretty much means I missed all the fun stuff while it was happening.
Disclaimer: Many of the early stories posted here were written before Ao3 existed and I was a less enlightened human being than I am today. I don't intend to delete anything, because this is an archive and not a shrine to my perfect social awareness.
In short, don't @ me for stupid shit my twentysomething-year-old idiot self wrote. I promise, my fortyplus-year-old idiot self probably finds it just as cringe-worthy as you do.

