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Half-Life 2 But The AI Fucks Around And Finds Out by PaleNoFace
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
18 Apr 2025
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Half-Life 2, but Gordon takes control of the narrative.
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Gordon Chillman's Guide To A Fullfilled Life by PaleNoFace
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
18 Apr 2025
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They're being gay your honor. I want maximum sentence.
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Dib is away and annoying. Zim is moping and also annoying. Gaz doesn't know how she became the jury of this bullshit contest.
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- Part 18 of Smeet Army AU
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A younger version of Zim finds his way into the lab.
Problem : Zim has no memory of this ever happening.
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- Part 20 of Smeet Army AU
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Dib learns to speak Irken, and a few other things along the way.
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- Part 19 of Smeet Army AU
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Pale's Vault Of Unfinished Ideas : HLVRAI Edition by PaleNoFace
Fandom Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
18 Apr 2025
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Notes, dialogs and disconnected bits of narration.
DO NOT EXPECT A FULL STORY FOR ANY OF THESE.
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In an attempt to overthrow the Tallest, the two most dysfunctional beings on Earth decide to raise an army ; hijinks and parental stress ensue. (Maybe the real army was the family we made along the way.)
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Tree Bros Adventures by PaleNoFace, zacryyyyy
Fandom Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
04 Apr 2020
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The love story of a fae prince and a hedgewitch in the middle ages. <3
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Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
15 Feb 2026
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you can always find me here (extended edition) by Xenomorphic for ginoeh
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Constantine (2005)
31 Jan 2026
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Hob asks although the sinking feeling in his gut should tell him more than enough: "What do you mean?"
"Dream's gone," Thanatos clarifies simply, eyes dark and gold and fixed, locked onto his own.
Hob wants to scream.Or, Dream is presumably missing in action, Death stages an intervention, and Hob saves the day with the power of family and friendship. More or less.
Or, a full rework of the original you can always find me here for ginoeh.Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
12 Feb 2026
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I am a man upon the land, I am a selkie on the sea by Kjam
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
04 Feb 2026
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Hob Gadling, owner of the New Inn, finds a coat, forgotten on a chair, and without much thought, puts it away in the lost and found closet. Unbeknownst to him, the coat belongs to Selkie Dream, who, by the law of the sea, is forced to stay with Hob as long as he has his seal skin. Dream is understandably very unhappy with the situation and is determined to find his coat and escape from his cruel captor. Meanwhile, Hob is just trying to figure out why his handsome guest seems to hate his guts.
Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
12 Feb 2026
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He is-- Dream of the Endless.
Stretched thin, insides bloated full; the borders of the Dreaming harried by angry Furies; his siblings at odds with him.
No matter. He has things to fix.
(Hob Gadling was once nicknamed 'bottomless pit' by his friends. He puts it to the test.)
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Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
12 Feb 2026
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An elf is kidnapped and sold to an orc who never wanted a slave in the first place.
Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
12 Feb 2026