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A Treatise on Interpersonal Philosophy (or, How to Fall in Love While Debating Conflict Resolution) by the_untamed_poet25 for NeoThread
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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Kaveh does not notice. Or rather, he does, but is committed to denying it with the religious fervor of someone who refuses to admit he’s enjoying the verbal foreplay. His hair is already falling out of its tie, curls trembling from righteous fury and bad decision-making.
“I propose,” he declares, pointing now, “a challenge.”
Alhaitham raises a brow. “Do you.”
“I do,” Kaveh insists, like he’s at the altar, like this isn’t a wedding proposal in the worst disguise known to man. “An academic competition. You, me, one topic, one week. Separate workspaces, no cheating, no manipulation, no influencing the judging committee with your absurdly shaped shoulders—”
“Thank you,” Alhaitham interrupts. “I’ve been working out.”
“I wasn’t complimenting you—shut up.”
Or, how two emotionally constipated scholars waged epistemological war instead of just kissing.
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