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    Husk was stuck in the absolute worst gig of his miserable existence: bartending during Prohibition, working for a sadistic homicidal lunatic, and sharing a rotting apartment with a bleach-obsessed maniac.

    He thought he’d seen it all—truly, the universe had finally run out of ways to surprise him.

    Then came Lucifer: owner of the swankiest cabaret in the French Quarter, a man whose fingers were in every shady pie from here to the Mississippi. And now, for some obscure reason, he was blackmailing Husk’s psychotic, narcissistic boss.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    12 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    It’s… not like he wasn’t used to Alastor by now, in general. They had been around each other constantly since Mimzy’s club, dodging reporters from those Vees together, stamping out some reactionaries that came to attack after word got out and Alastor’s interview of him was broadcasted, fielding questions and concerns from Charlie… The shared spaces of the hotel were their shared spaces, and where they used to prod each other or avoid each other like the plague, they now hovered. Lingered a little longer before the inevitable bickering set back in. Righted the world into what it should be.

    But it was never this.

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    Lucifer and Alastor falling in love: A story told in twelve scenes.

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    17 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    “It makes you feel good, and I like making you feel good.”
    Goten's mouth curved into a polite smile. His hand found its way to Trunks’ crotch, half hard. Back to the plan.
    “So…” he murmured, his dark pupils boring into Trunks. Trunks had told him once that his eyes were like celestial black holes, swallowing all the stars in heaven for his own. “Make me feel good, Briefs.”

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    Goten discovers he has an unconventional relationship with pain.

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    09 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Colm frowned at the sky. The day was too beautiful for how nauseous he was feeling. “No- yes? No? No. I’m not. Things are just going to be different now.”
    “Different how?” Blonde Blazer asked.
    “I don’t know, just different.” Colm’s frown deepened. “Me and Waterboy finally got a groove going, I’ve been showing the lad the ropes a lot. I thought that, I don’t know, I had a good thing going.”
    “And Coop throws a wrench into that?”
    “I don’t know if you noticed last night, but she’s a bit evil.”
    Blazer’s frown matched his. “Punch Up, we just talked about forgiveness.”
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    After the battle against the Red Ring, Punch Up is second guessing his choice to advocate for Coupé be released. Thinking about her makes him nauseous, talking about her makes his tongue heavy, and for the first time since Robert cut her, Punch Up thinks the rose tinted glasses are slipping.
    (Cut Coupé route, ambiguous romance route, just that Robert didn’t romance Blazer, Hero Invisigal ending. This game has me by the throat, Prism and Punch Up are my favorites omfgggg)

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    23 Nov 2025

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    “Please don’t bite my head off," the Shadow drawled, rolling his eyes. "Let’s just try again. Okay. So here’s the deal. You have something I want. Clearly, I have something you want. Let’s just truce.”

    “What do you have that I could possibly want?” Warriors spat.

    The Shadow smirked. “Hands, my friend. I can get you out of there. You’re not looking too good, though. You considering losing the legs, or what?”

    Warriors just snarled.

    “Look, I’ll get you free. Minimal damage, and you can just walk away. That’s that. But I want you to tell me what you know about Link.”

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    Deep in a labyrinth underneath Twilight's Hyrule, Warriors gets separated due to a cave-in. Injured, trapped, and alone, he's got one last ally that he'd sooner rip his own face off than accept help from.

    aka the Shadow and Warriors fic that's been rotating in my brain for weeks now

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    11 Nov 2025