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He stood outside the local grocery store, hands shoved deep into his coat pockets, nose numb from the cold, staring at the slippery when wet sign bright yellow cones lined dramatically across the entrance.
“CAUTION ICE: WALK LIKE A PENGUIN.”
There was even a tiny cartoon penguin.
Objectively adorable.
Subjectively humiliating.
Was this mandatory? Was there a membership requirement? Was he supposed to waddle his way in like some sort of Arctic initiation ritual?
He decided dignity mattered. He human-walked.
That was his first mistake.